334 replies to this topic

[Tharkan Stuermer]

Skadi, on 22 June 2012 - 05:25 PM, said:

What are these "awesomes" and "Hightlanders" you speak of, i only know of Atlas.

Awesomes and Highlanders are medium infantry.

[Grimvyn]

Toshiro Mifune, on 28 June 2012 - 06:48 AM, said:

We got that on video:

You might be a Lyran if you are in that video.

[NocturnalBeast]

Tharkan Stuermer, on 22 January 2013 - 02:35 PM, said:

Awesomes and Highlanders are medium infantry.

Yes, we love Highlanders too, but not as much a Zeus' (if we ever get one).

[Uncle Totty]

You may be a Lyran if you spend C-Bills faster than your mint can print them.

[Uncle Totty]

You may be a Lyran if you think C-Bills expire after a week.

[Shiro Matsumoto]

PerryRaptor, on 26 May 2012 - 05:45 AM, said:

You might be a Davion if you want to take over all worlds!

Fixed.

[CrashieJ]

If you think an Atlas is a light mech... you~ might be a lyran

If you think that the best way to win a war is with more cash... you~ might be a lyran

If you call a jumpship a "personal yacht "... you~ might be a lyran

If you tell a mugger to keep the change... you~ might be a lyran

If anyone asked if you dodged taxes and you reply "yes, because they were repeatedly thrown at me"... you~ might be a lyran

if you call a flamer a paint dryer... you~ might be a Lyran

and finally...

If you think that a squad of light mechs is a trailer park with legs... you~ might be a lyran.

[Noesis]

[Uoke]

You might be a Lyran if...your commanding officer replaced his mech's targeting computer with a cappuccino machine.

[Abivard]

You might be a Lyran if, One third of your units budget is devoted to 'social Events'

You might be a Lyran if, Most of your Campaign ribbons represent Major social functions.

You might be a Lyran if, You change your mechs color scheme more than once a week, but you never deploy to the field.

You might be a Lyran if, You bought your commission out of your allowance.

You might be a Lyran if, When your unit sorties, you go to a soiree.

You might be a Lyran if, You joined for the cool Uniforms and big mechs

And finally,You might be a Lyran if, You believe Bigger is better, quantity beats quality, and why fight yourself when you can pay someone else to do it for you.

[FrostCollar]

Abivard, on 10 May 2013 - 11:12 AM, said:

You might be a Lyran if, You believe ... quantity beats quality

Bwuh? Other Houses might sink their budgets into large numbers of small mechs, but us Lyrans know where to stick the budget - into Assaults. You don't need numbers when you've got tonnage on your side.

[C E Dwyer]

If you own a working cooling vest, and a spare arm actuator

[C E Dwyer]

You see a company of light mechs, you wonder why your children have been lazy, and not put their toys back in the box

you might be a Lyran

[trollocaustic]

If you classify the Dragon as "Scout"
If you wonder where the AC/200 is.
If your ejection pod is another mech.
If you wondered why there are regular PPC and Heavy PPC models, where are the Assault PPCs.

[Korin Orrel]

If you think 60 KPH is a FAST mech.

[Commander Kobold]

trollocaustic, on 18 May 2013 - 03:00 PM, said:

If you classify the Dragon as "Scout"

There's a use for dragons other than scouting ?

[Krieger85]

Omni 13, on 26 May 2013 - 03:28 PM, said:

There's a use for dragons other than scouting ?

I don't think so.
But there are some Dragon pilots out there who will tell you different.
Don't believe them!

[Strum Wealh]

trollocaustic, on 18 May 2013 - 03:00 PM, said:

If your ejection pod is another mech.

So, both Gurren Lagann and the Gundam Dendrobium are Lyran tech?!

[Dart Nimrod]

After reading all of this, I suspect that House Steiner is nothing but a big blue "Love Fist", covered with 24 carat gold and stuffed with too much boomshine. If correct, then...

You might be a Lyran, if you equipped your Atlas with a giant fly swatter to keep those Jenners, Ravens and other little, noisy freaks at bay. (I suppose, that the true Steiner can't call all that small crap battlemechs)

[TheFlyingScotsman]

You might be a Lyran if your Zeus has a Mini-bar to keep your buzz up.