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[Mortechai]

This is my battlemech. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My battlemech is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My battlemech, without me, is useless. Without my battlemech, I am useless. I must pilot my battlemech true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My battlemech and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My battlemech is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its systems and its limits. I will keep my battlemech clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My battlemech and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!




Adapted for the MW:O universe from the Rifleman's Creed of the United States Marine Corps.

Edited by Mortechai, 07 May 2012 - 08:35 PM.

[Rejarial Galatan]

Semper Fi! <nephew of a Paris Island Marine from the 40's> Love the creed.

[Sleepy Head]

Hoorah devil dog!

[Orzorn]

This is my Urbanmech. There are many like it, and they all suck, but this piece of crap is mine.

My Urbanmech is my worst best friend. It is my life. I must master its stupid as hell controls as I must master my stupid as hell life for piloting this piece.

My Urbanmech, without me, is useless (your bet your *** it is). Without my Urbanmech, I am probably more useful. I must pilot my Urbanmech true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will probably die...

My Urbanmech and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire (all 10 of them), the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits death from aboves that count. We will hit probably die...

My Urbanmech is human, even as I, because it is suicidal just like me. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses (not really, there's too many), its strength (*gigglesnort*), its parts (what's left), its accessories (I think it has windshield wipers), its systems (what's left after it gets hit by a machine gun even once, that is) and its limits (a 100 meter fall). I will keep my battlemech clean and ready filthy with Cheetos, even as I am a dirty slob. We will become part of each other (I don't want to be a part of this thing). We will probably die...

Before God, I swear this creed. My Urbanmech and myself are the defenders of the universe. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life reason I will die.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!

Edited by Orzorn, 07 May 2012 - 08:49 PM.

[Rejarial Galatan]

DIE TRASHCAN MECH!

[Claw55]

Sleepy Head, on 07 May 2012 - 08:43 PM, said:

Hoorah devil dog!

Its 'OORAH', Devil Dog. But it's the thought that counts!

Edited by Claw55, 07 May 2012 - 08:52 PM.

[Rejarial Galatan]

spelling of that, has ALWAYS been argued. Even R. Lee Ermy <the gunny> admited it.

[Claw55]

This is my Catapult. There aren't many like it, and this one is mine.

My Catapult is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Some would call my Catapult useless. Heh, without my Catapult, all our scouts are useless. I must pilot my Catapult true. I must shoot from farther away than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he closes the distance. I will...

My Catapult and myself know that what counts in war is not the LRMs we fire, the noise of our jumpjets, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will always wait for the Narc...

My Catapult is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its systems and its limits. I will keep my Catapult loaded and ready, even as I am loaded and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Blake, I swear this creed. My Catapult and myself are the defenders of my house. We are the destruction of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but smoldering refuse!

Thanks again to Dnarvel for great pic!

Edited by Claw55, 07 May 2012 - 09:10 PM.

[SilentWolff]

This is my weapon, this is my gun
This is for pleasure, this is for fun!

[Exillian]

Dovakhin,Dovakhin for the house of Steinier,

With my breath I will blow, enemies to hell hole,

Resistance is naught, You will not resist,

The fire of my Dragon ,will blow you to bits.

Think Skyrim.

[ChalybsUmbra]

[Deathz Jester]

If it moves, and its not paying me, or helping me, slag it.

[Aelos03]

Orzorn, on 07 May 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

This is my Urbanmech. There are many like it, and they all suck, but this piece of crap is mine.

My Urbanmech is my worst best friend. It is my life. I must master its stupid as hell controls as I must master my stupid as hell life for piloting this piece.

My Urbanmech, without me, is useless (your bet your *** it is). Without my Urbanmech, I am probably more useful. I must pilot my Urbanmech true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will probably die...

My Urbanmech and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire (all 10 of them), the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits death from aboves that count. We will hit probably die...

My Urbanmech is human, even as I, because it is suicidal just like me. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses (not really, there's too many), its strength (*gigglesnort*), its parts (what's left), its accessories (I think it has windshield wipers), its systems (what's left after it gets hit by a machine gun even once, that is) and its limits (a 100 meter fall). I will keep my battlemech clean and ready filthy with Cheetos, even as I am a dirty slob. We will become part of each other (I don't want to be a part of this thing). We will probably die...

Before God, I swear this creed. My Urbanmech and myself are the defenders of the universe. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life reason I will die.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!

Man thanks for this laughed for full 3 minutes and i'm all in tears, now i go read it again
edit:

ChalybsUmbra, on 07 May 2012 - 11:00 PM, said:

hahahah i can't believe you guys are going to kill me i can't stop laughing.

Edited by Aelos03, 07 May 2012 - 11:06 PM.

[Nighthound]

Orzorn, on 07 May 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

This is my Urbanmech. There are many like it, and they all suck, but this piece of crap is mine.
*snip*

Dude you just made laugh so hard I fell from my chair...... and now my colleague is looking at my like I'm mad .... thanks tough I needed that.

[Aelos03]

Nighthound, on 08 May 2012 - 12:33 AM, said:

Dude you just made laugh so hard I fell from my chair...... and now my colleague is looking at my like I'm mad .... thanks tough I needed that.

i laugh every time i read it even my roommate thats doesn't know **** about bt is laughing hard

[Steamhammer]

Yeahh...GZ from Germany for this Stuff!!!

[Cruxshadow]

Mortechai, on 07 May 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

This is my battlemech. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My battlemech is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My battlemech, without me, is useless. Without my battlemech, I am useless. I must pilot my battlemech true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My battlemech and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My battlemech is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its systems and its limits. I will keep my battlemech clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My battlemech and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!




Adapted for the MW:O universe from the Rifleman's Creed of the United States Marine Corps.

Oorah... Semper Fi... Do of Die... OORAAH!!!

[Mortechai]

Loving all the replies and variations submitted in response . I know I'll be marching to war with one or all of them in mind. /salute fellow Mechwarriors.

[Kenyon Burguess]

nice, but i prefer the one from lore.

Guerra cominciata, inferno scatenato...Orloff grenadiers

(war commenced, hell unchained)

[Gun Bear]

Mercenary Creed: Win by all means, you can't get payed if you don't get home. Kill the meat to save the metal.