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#81 Mr Mantis

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 04:39 PM

The noisy cricket is funny
http://mwomercs.com/...-4erppc-cicada/

#82 Codejack

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:17 PM

Heh, I actually played this. Twice.

Cataphract-4X
245 engine
4x Machine Guns, 2 tons ammo
2x MPLAS
1x SRM4, 2 tons ammo

I couldn't even get it up to 70 tons, it was like 69.3. I managed to sneak up on a K2 just as he overheated, and held down the fire buttons straight into his cockpit until he powered back up and 2-shotted me with what I think were 2xAC/20s. I ended that round with 17 damage.

#83 Bayamon

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 09:41 PM

The Hunchback 4P (the P stands for *pew* *pew* i believe) with all different lasers actually sounds quite fun.

Cant check right now, but if its at all possible tonnage wise and managable in terms of heat, id do it and make a video.

Imagine circling an enemy and chainfiring all different lasers and timing it so that you would even produce yellow and purple lasers.
Kind of like the fashionable-in-the-80s laser shows.

Rainbow Puking Unicorn squad for the win. :>

#84 Red squirrel

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 01:49 PM

I just had to stop playing to come back to this thread when I saw a:

Catapult C4
2xSRM6+Artemis
2xMed Laser

WTF?
That are 10t of weapons. You should easily get twice that in there.

Oh yes and I should not forget the 4xAC2 Cataphract.
Creepy isn't it? However mine has 4xAC5 in it.

#85 Rhent

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 02:00 PM

View PostChameleon Silk, on 05 December 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:

anything with small pulse lasers, since they are inferior to medium lasers and weigh the same so your not saving tonnage why wouldn't you just put medium lasers on instead they are much easier to use and have better damage especially based on heat level generated.

medium pulse lasers serve a purpose as they are the most powerful single slot laser however small pulse lasers serve no purpose whatsoever other then to gimp your range when you could have just taken medium lasers instead. =D

its complete trash.


Small Pulse lasers fire faster for less heat than a medium laser.

#86 Timelordwho

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 02:09 PM

Catapult A1

XL145 engine
90 LRM racks (15x6)
9 Tons of LRMs
No Armor.

I dub this build "Nuclear Launch Detected"

#87 Codejack

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 07:50 PM

View PostTimelordwho, on 09 December 2012 - 02:09 PM, said:

Catapult A1

XL145 engine
90 LRM racks (15x6)
9 Tons of LRMs
No Armor.

I dub this build "Nuclear Launch Detected"


Cut the ammo; you won't live that long ;)

#88 Red squirrel

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:17 PM

Now with the Stalker we are finally able to fit +100 missles into a single mech.....

#89 Codejack

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:27 PM

View PostRed squirrel, on 11 December 2012 - 04:17 PM, said:

Now with the Stalker we are finally able to fit +100 missles into a single mech.....


I was planning on as many SSRMs as possible, and 1 MLAS in case my PUG has no ECM :)

#90 DoRkcHoPs

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:33 PM

View PostApplecrow, on 05 December 2012 - 09:49 AM, said:

9 TAG Hunchie.



If multiple tags increased the clustering of LRM's that wouldn't be a bad spotting build :)

Edited by DoRkcHoPs, 11 December 2012 - 04:34 PM.


#91 VirtualSmitty

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 05:29 PM

View PostNathan Foxbane, on 05 December 2012 - 10:53 AM, said:

I need to see if I can squeeze twin 20s in my 3C as a joke build. I have seen a single AC/20 Cicada that got two kills before it ran out of ammo just shy of a third. It was sick and wrong.


Hey now, I like my AC20 toting Cicada! I've had some pretty funny reactions to it. I've tried building a double AC20 3C before, no luck. Even with the smallest possible engine, those six needed heatsinks are a space killer.

Edited by Precentor Martial Jarcaddy, 11 December 2012 - 05:30 PM.


#92 Demoned

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 05:31 PM

how about going in with no weapons at all, is that classed as a bad build or just laziness lol

#93 Red squirrel

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 11:04 AM

Places 6,7,8, and 9 are still available...

....so share your worst build!

Edit: Dec 29 - Thread reactivated

Edited by Red squirrel, 29 December 2012 - 11:04 AM.


#94 SuperNobody

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 11:58 AM

I put an LRM 10 and a tag on a Raven. It was hilarious seeing a long line of single missiles fly out towards the target.

#95 Ghogiel

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 12:16 PM

Raven 2X

STOCK.

#96 Red squirrel

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 12:18 PM

View PostSuperNobody, on 29 December 2012 - 11:58 AM, said:

I put an LRM 10 and a tag on a Raven. It was hilarious seeing a long line of single missiles fly out towards the target.


You actually can fit an LRM20 in there :)

Edit: Will award this loadout a place in the top 10

Edited by Red squirrel, 29 December 2012 - 12:18 PM.


#97 One Medic Army

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 12:22 PM

I saw a vocal member of the forum community last night in an awesome:
3x LRM5
Large Pulse Laser
PPC
Top speed 48kph.

#98 Red squirrel

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 12:39 PM

View PostCodejack, on 05 December 2012 - 09:47 AM, said:

Oh man, you have to give the Devs this award for the trial mechs.


Okay place 7 for the devs :)

#99 General Taskeen

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 03:11 PM

Best Build Ever:

AWS-9M

Standard 385
5x Small Laser

AKA - The Fake Charger-1A1 (can't has Standard 400, makes sadness in me)

#100 Merky Merc

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 03:56 PM

View PostGhogiel, on 29 December 2012 - 12:16 PM, said:

Raven 2X

STOCK.


I feel like the 4X is an even bigger joke. Oh how I hate it.





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