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End Of Match Awards (Humorous)


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Poll: Would you like to see end of match awards in some fashion? (162 member(s) have cast votes)

Do you support the OP's suggestion?

  1. Yes (147 votes [90.74%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 90.74%

  2. No (10 votes [6.17%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 6.17%

  3. Abstain (5 votes [3.09%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 3.09%

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#81 Spirit of the Wolf

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:32 PM

I totally forgot about this thread.

I'd still love to see this though.

#82 WolvesX

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 04:02 PM

awesome!

#83 StalaggtIKE

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 04:08 PM

"Head Shot!" - kill with cockpit shot

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 05:05 PM

Head butt - head shot an enemy mech with head mounted weapons.
Rain'n Fire! - use all LRM ammo (Start game with at least three tons.)

#85 Spirit of the Wolf

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 11:19 AM

View Postflying1ace, on 28 February 2013 - 05:05 PM, said:

Head butt - head shot an enemy mech with head mounted weapons.
Rain'n Fire! - use all LRM ammo (Start game with at least three tons.)


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Okay, general word of advice:
It makes you look like a do*che when you Like your own posts.

Just Sayin'

#86 ohtochooseaname

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 04:26 PM

Bumped and changed to poll because I'd like to see this implemented.

#87 Cpt Beefheart

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 05:18 PM

"Flyswatter" - Kill 3 light mechs in a row

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 05:21 PM

Trench Bucket - Make 2+ kills in a Trebuchet via indirect fire. (or while poptarting...not really sure which is better)

#89 Cpt Beefheart

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 05:54 PM

"Hive mind" (team achievement) - Win a match without using chat or the command interface and no losses.

"Eye see you" - Kill an Atlas with a headshot

"Surprise!" - Kill a mech using a light mech armed with a PPC, Gauss or AC10/20

"Say hello to my little friend!" - Kill a mech with an AC20 shot to the head

#90 ohtochooseaname

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:36 AM

"I need a Hero" - A hero Mech achieves a "Savior Kill" because you provided the damaged criteria.

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 12:12 PM

'Tis but a flesh wound' - Lose a match while being alive with all of your weapons destroyed/arms blown off.
'Use the force, Luke'- Kill a light mech with a ballistics shot from over 700m
'I ain't got time to bleed'- Get 2 or more kills with a critical center torso or leg blown off
'Forever alone'- Be the last mech standing in a match

A variety of names for 5,6,7,and 8 kills in a match

Edited by MrDerp, 07 March 2013 - 12:21 PM.


#92 ThePieMaker

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 12:30 PM

"Tag, You're Dead"

Tag an enemy who is killed by LRM's in the next 10 seconds(Having received no LRM damage prior).

Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference ;)

Edited by ThePieMaker, 07 March 2013 - 12:31 PM.


#93 Tice Daurus

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 12:32 PM

I'm surprised no one has come up with "Arrow IV to the Knee" - legged 4 enemy mechs in a match.

Edited by Tice Daurus, 07 March 2013 - 12:35 PM.


#94 ohtochooseaname

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:03 PM

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?" - Lost both arms and one leg, but survive the match (Monty Python reference)
"We'll call it a draw" or "I'll bite your lets off" - Lost both arms and both legs. (Monty Python reference)

#95 Cpt Beefheart

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 06:19 PM

"Deadeye" - Score a headshot kill at more than 1000m

"Donuts/Fully sick mate!" - Complete 20 laps around a cap point (must have fluffy dice in cockpit)

Edited by Cpt Beefheart, 07 March 2013 - 06:22 PM.


#96 ohtochooseaname

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:22 AM

"Gutbuster" - Kill a mech by blowing out their CT while the rest of their armor is yellow or better.

#97 Spirit of the Wolf

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 10:40 AM

Leaving Your Shell -- Kill an enemy mech with an Artillery Strike.
Pilot to Bombardier -- Kill an enemy mech with an Air Strike.
Heaven's Wrath -- Kill at least 4 enemy mechs with Artillery Strikes and/or Air Strikes during a match.
Rainin' Bombs! -- Be hit by at least 4 separate Air Strikes during a match, and survive. (even being hit by splash damage from a single bomb counts)
Mech n' Mortar -- Be hit by at least 4 separate Artillery Strikes during a match, and survive.(even being hit by splash damage from a single mortar counts)
Mechs'n'Match -- Kill at least 1 enemy mech from each weight class in a match. (At least: 1 light, 1 medium, 1 heavy, 1 assault)

Edited by Spirit of the Wolf, 08 March 2013 - 10:47 AM.


#98 ohtochooseaname

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 01:54 PM

"It's a sauna in here!" - Turn cockpit internals orange/red without dying via overriding heat shutdown.

#99 Sparks Murphey

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:12 PM

Flea! FLEE! - In a Flea, have an enemy move away from you for at least 5 seconds, starting within a second of being hit by one of your weapons.

Chase the Jenner - In a Jenner, have at least 4 enemy 'Mechs targeting you, within 270m, and moving towards you for at least 10 seconds.

Does Whatever a Spider Can - Kill an enemy while in a Spider and at least 90m above the ground.

Going Commando - Score at least 1 kill or survive at least 10 minutes with a Commando that began the match with no armour.

Plague of Cicadas - In a Cicada, assist two other Cicadas in taking down an assault 'Mech, with one of you scoring the kill.

Sword and Shield Style - In a Centurion, kill an enemy with an arm-mounted weapon within 3 seconds after having the other arm destroyed.

Bell-Ringer - In a Hunchback, trigger 12 warning messages ("Targeted", "Incoming missiles", "Component destroyed", "Base being captured", etc) on a target within 15 seconds.

Back Alley Mugger - In a Blackjack, kill an enemy within 30m while out of sight of other enemies.

Fire Breathing Dragon - Hit 5 enemies with a flamer within 10 seconds while in a Dragon and get a kill within that time.

Hail of Lead - Fire 50 autocannon rounds within 10 seconds while in a JagerMech.

Cataphracts? I Can See Fine! - In a Cataphract, be the first to target an untargeted enemy 'Mech four times in a row.

It Was Good Enough For Alek - In an Orion, assist in killing one of each weight class of Clan 'Mech during a match, scoring at least 1 kill for yourself.

I'll Be Over Here - Get at least 4 kills or kill assists in an Awesome, without moving more than 100m between the first kill/assist and the last.

There Can Only Be One - In a match with at least 2 enemy Highlanders, kill all the other Highlanders (including friendlies, if need be) while in a Highlander yourself.

Professional Stalker - As a Stalker, spend 5 seconds within 200m of a target, without being targeted by the enemy team or being seen by the target's pilot.


I've left off achievements for the Raven, the Catapult and the Atlas as they've already had plenty of coverage.

Also:
I Wanna Be a Quickdraw - Kill an enemy within half a second of first seeing them.

(Edited to remove the HTML tags that somehow found their way in there.)

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 08 March 2013 - 04:22 PM.


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 06:19 PM

Standard issue is UNACCEPTABLE! - Score at least 3 kills in a mech armed only with AC20s and/or PPCs and no armor.

Obviously Italian (always Roman) - Most travel time in a match

Where we're going, we don't need roads - Spend 2 minutes total in the air

Well that escalated quickly - Lose a match 8/0 within one minute

Scout's honor/I found em! - Get hit by 8 different enemy mechs and hit at least one with a NARC or TAG within 10 seconds

I find your lack of faith disturbing - Score over 500 damage using only guided weapons

Iron man - Win a match with 8 enemy mechs remaining

My mum says I'm cool! - Most time spent outside of 500 meters of teammates





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