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Lament Of A Splattapult


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#1 Endbringer

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:45 PM

Lo did Endbringer take the field
4 SRM6 & Artemis he did wield
Among the ridge the lances clashed
Trading blood for blood among volleys and blasts

Endbringer turned
Enemy Atlas in sight
Heat Negligible
New Target Acquired
Unleash hell
ALPHA STRIKE!

What's this?
Friendly laser cuts Atlas down first
It topples broken
Endbringer cursed
The cluster of missiles so carefully placed
Hits friendly flanking Atlas square in the face

With gut wrenching sorrow and deep regret
Endbringer the Team Killer lowered his head
But shots from the rear reawaken his fire
Enemy Caraphract?
It's outcome?
Most likey dire

Towards his foe, righteously, Endbringer did wade
500 meters, 300, 270, ENGAGE
The Cataphract, helpless, unprepared for the blast
What's THIS? Friendly hunchback? Where did you come from? STAY BACK!

The hunchback, oblivious, crossed the wrong path
And Endbringer's salvo ate through his back
Disheartened, broken, Endbringer the Mourner
Walked to the edge of the map to sit in the corner

Endbringer, tormented, heard the words of the slain
What the **** is your problem? Are you ******* insane?
NO, MY BROTHERS! IT WAS A CRUEL TWIST OF FATE!
I'M SORRY THAT IT WAS MY AWESOME MISSILES YOU ATE!
BEGONE CRUEL SPECTRES! LEAVE ME BE! IGNORE ME!

Be at peace
Enjoy
Your posthumous victory




Sorry I killed you two doods.
-Endbringer

Edited by Endbringer, 17 December 2012 - 01:46 PM.


#2 Endbringer

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:53 PM

Bumping this or my sorrow will never be known.

#3 Warrax the Chaos Warrior

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:56 PM

You may have lost the battle (and 30,000 c-bills), but you win +1 internets.

#4 BCOVertigo

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:57 PM

With great alpha comes great responsibility.

#5 Dagger6T6

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 01:58 PM

such poetic prose... put it into song and we shall dance...

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#6 Vassago Rain

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:00 PM

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For OP.

#7 Mechwarrior Buddah

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:02 PM

View PostDagger6T6, on 17 December 2012 - 01:58 PM, said:

such poetic prose... put it into song and we shall dance...

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lol

#8 Parnage Winters

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:08 PM

When I get a ac20 to my cockpit, I want this guy to write the memorial.

#9 HurlockHolmes

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:28 PM

OP is the Shakespear of MechWarrior.

#10 Ihasa

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:32 PM

Nice story and so well written!

#11 Lord Ikka

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:35 PM

Ouch. Makes me remember closed beta when I three times managed to shoot SRMs through the dead enemy and hit my regiment-mate Dedzone square in the face as he flanked and got the kill. So much shame....

#12 Karyudo ds

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:35 PM

Poor poor Hunchback...

#13 Endbringer

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:11 PM

View PostBCOVertigo, on 17 December 2012 - 01:57 PM, said:

With great alpha comes great responsibility.


BWA HA HAAA! This is awesome.

#14 Daekar

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:21 PM

You reminded me of reading Beowulf and Gawain and the Green Knight. Kudos to you!

I had an accidental TK today... buddy walked through me, just as my LBX was firing. All the slugs hit his rear center torso and he folded like a kite.

#15 Flyby215

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:33 PM

I'm sure they'll forgive you when they read that!

Edited by Flyby215, 17 December 2012 - 03:33 PM.


#16 Red squirrel

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:44 PM

:)/ :(

Edited by Red squirrel, 17 December 2012 - 03:44 PM.


#17 TheGreatNoNo

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:48 PM

I will make sure to pull back when im in my atlas and cata when your around, but hey I feel better to die to friendly fire then to let the enemy get the kill.

Edited by Lost One, 17 December 2012 - 03:49 PM.


#18 Roland

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:51 PM

Expected retardation. Instead found brilliance. Awesome.

#19 New Breed

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 03:54 PM

http://youtu.be/mraO8JZbSkg

Edited by Ghost Bear, 17 December 2012 - 03:56 PM.


#20 Darth JarJar

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 04:02 PM

Well done sir, well done!





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