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[Kell Morgan]

Some say hes the ONLY person that doesnt sweat in a mech. All we know is hes the Garth

[Alphadeadone]

Some say the real reason SLDF left was because he looked in Aleksandr Kerensky direction. All we know is he's Garth.

Some say the Phantom mech abilty was his will reaching into the future and controlling avents yet to happen. All we know is he's Garth.

Some say the only reason why they didn't put The Macross into battletech was that a greater force was already there. All we know is he's Garth.

[Kell Morgan]

Some say they swear they see devil horns on his cicada! All we know is...

[GalaxyBluestar]

[Kell Morgan]

Some say he uses a sheet of Battlemech armor as his bedding! All we know is hes the Garth!

[Alphadeadone]

Some say he is so cool under pressure that he doen't even need heat sinks and that he's has enough time bewteen shots to write the Mechwarrior name of each bullet before finishing them off. All we know is he's Garth.

Some say the reason clans went with a five man formation is that 3 other mechs weren't big enough to carry around his awesomeness. All we know is he's Garth.

[Kell Morgan]

Some say his internet connection doubles as an ECM. His neighbors are pissed. All we know is hes the Garth!

Feelling loved yet garth? lmao

Some say he stole the name "the fox" from Hanse Davion himself!

[Drogum Nethar]

Some say that even Chuck Norris comes to Garth to ask permission to do the things that he does. That being said Garth is so wise that even he knows to defer to Bruce Lee in all maters related to fighting As we know he is the Garth and recognizes when to pick his battles.

Edited by Drogum Nethar, 25 January 2013 - 05:28 PM.

[Kell Morgan]

Some say that he was the REAL reason Takashi Kurita committed seppuku.

[Smeghead87]

Welcome to Top Gear, today we have something special for you, the new special edition Cicada 2B. Now bearing in mind this being an adaptation of a military grade vehicle, we expect some changes to the civilian model. I mean, who goes to tesco to do their weekly shop sporting a pair of medium lasers?

So what we have for you this week is a very vast mech, sporting only a single small laser for traffic control, with its 340 standard engine and endo steel internal construction, this mech is the very epitome of speed for it's weight class. But to truly put it through it's paces we have to give to to somoene who isn't quite human on the standard scale of things. Some say he can lift small laser with one hand, other say he can out manouver a commando in an atlas. Alll we know is he's called the Garth

[Kell Morgan]

Considered by many to be the only person to actually want to marry Romano Liao! All we know is hes called the Garth!

[GalaxyBluestar]

Edited by GalaxyBluestar, 25 January 2013 - 05:36 PM.

[Ironhawk]

Some say he can DFA an Atlas with a trashcan while signing an autograph to Chuck Norris. All we know is, he's The Garth.

[The Silent Protagonist]

Some say that he alone can perform through-armour criticals; and that were he to wish it to be so, he alone could own his friggin' Mad Cat. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

Also, I hope he doesn't let this get to his head, else we end up worshipping the God-Mechwarrior, Archon Garth Erlam, at the base of the golden Cicada erected in his glorious name. All our days living in fear of saying the wrong thing and his enforcers knocking down our doors and taking us to the work camps, forever there we would remain working on coding collision.

[mullet steve]

Some say he pilots his mech to work each morning, he's luke Skywalkers father and that he's personaly responsible for killing all the bee's all we know is he's called the Garth

[Nakuru]

Some say he's the only man stonger than Chuck Norris, and Vin Deisel has a shrine of him in his house. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

Some say a mech will shut down in terror at the first sight of him, and Atlases have wet dreams of him at night. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Hawks]

Some say that he made dinosaurs extinct, and that he's so vain, he *knows* that song is about him, All we know is, he's called Garth.

[Azurus Malakar]

The upcoming Stalker hero mech will have a full 360-torso pivot and have ECM and 6 ERPPC without being a glass cannon. This was as balanced as the mech was allowed to be without losing faithfulness to the name of the hero it represents. We do know that this Heroic fiend will be named The Garth. That is all.

[Screech]

So what patch will they realease the Stig/Garth bobblehead?

1. Slap some Cicada legs on a white racing helmet.
2. ?????
3. Profit.

Oh sorry to interupt, you all can proceed.

[An Ax Murderer]

Some say that he does not need a helmet because his HUD is imprinted on his retina... And that the startup sequence in his mech is so complicated, no mortal man could complete it. All we know is, he's called the Garth!!