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[Voidsinger]

A few things to look forward to:

1. The Garth piloting his Cicada off a dropship in high atmosphere in a race against an aerospace fighter.

2. Garth removing his helmet to reveal he is really Kai Allard-Liaio

3. The tell all book "I am The Garth."

[An Ax Murderer]

Some say that he knows what the definition of "Is" is, and that when his mech reaches 100% heat, it doesn't shut down.. Betty informs him that his mech has finished warming up. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[Elkarlo]

Some say that after a Testfight with his Cicada the Phoenix Hawk was never seen again...
And while Speedtesting his Cicada he broke the Netcode Barrier.
All we know he is called the Garth !

[Navid A1]

Some say that he accidentally invented large lasers when he was installing TAG in an atlas, and the succession wars was ended mysteriously at the time he was testing an experimental LRM... all we know is, he's called the Garth.

[An Ax Murderer]

Some say, that when Kristen Stewart saw his mech, she smiled... And that he is the only man on the earth that "Has time fo' dat." All we know is, he's called the Garth!

[StandingCow]

Some say he takes only a single machine gun, to make his enemies suffer longer.

Edited by StandingCow, 25 January 2013 - 07:08 PM.

[DanboyD]

Some say, that he once beat the fastest Jenner in the Inner Sphere, with a Atlas missing a leg, and a XL 100 engine.

Some say, that he once defeated an Atlas with nothing but a laser pointer, and a cardboard cut out of a Cicada.

[An Ax Murderer]

Some say that his Cicada has 4 flamers, because he likes his mechs toasted before he eats them, and that he invented jump jets one day after he farted in his cockpit. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[MysticLink]

Some say he was born in a Mech and while his mother died in labour (in the mech), he piloted the mech and defeated 5 Atlases while he was but 10 minutes old. All we know is that he is called The Garth.

Edited by MysticLink, 25 January 2013 - 07:15 PM.

[An Ax Murderer]

Some say that he created the Command Console so that he could play Hawken in his mech... And that he has been Manti Te'o's girlfriend all along. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[nuked4ever]

Some say he wears a red polo shirt and khakis to Target, and that he treats his Cicada like Maris..all we know is, he's called the Garth!

[GalaxyBluestar]

[Navid A1]

Some say that he stores his favorite drink somewhere in the caustic valley and he once blew up his cicada by turning on his weapons before his sensors... all we know is, he's called the Garth

[An Ax Murderer]

Some say that he crafted his mech by hand, from recycled soda cans, and that he owns a copy of the Mac iOs source code... all we know is, he's called the Garth.

[GrayRheaper]

Some say his cicada is powered by the fear from atlas pilots and that ppcs fire from his eyes all we really know is that he is the Garth

[Vapor Trail]

Some say he can cause his Atlas to jump, simply by blinking, and when he lands, the caldera on Caustic valley erupts... All we know is... he is the Garth.

[Garth Erlam]

Some say his skills are overrated... and are never heard from again, and that he is the only man to say no to Russ... and live. All we know is, he's called The Garth!

(Sorry guys I have no idea how to respond to this, I am overwhelmed and in shock.)

[Dukarriope]

Some say, he once tried to get the CDA-GE hidden in the game files... and that he has a pile of myomer fibers at home....
All we know is, he's called the Garth!

[Mechwarrior21]

Some say that he uses his Cicada as an aerospace fighter and that there are 349 different reasons that he is banned from Free World Defense Industries on Gibson. All we know is, he's call Garth!

[The Silent Protagonist]

Garth Erlam, on 25 January 2013 - 08:21 PM, said:

Some say his skills are overrated... and are never heard from again, and that he is the only man to say no to Russ... and live. All we know is, he's called The Garth!

(Sorry guys I have no idea how to respond to this, I am overwhelmed and in shock.)

Smile and nod, my good man, smile embarrassingly and nod.