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[Broceratops]

Samaritan, on 07 February 2013 - 10:04 AM, said:

STUFF

im not an expert on horse *****, but i dont think horse ***** look like that

edit:

ARSES

Edited by Broceratops, 09 February 2013 - 06:30 PM.

[Ter Ushaka]

Oh thank goodness you said arses.

[SPencil]

boooooooooooooo

[Samaritan]

Hon. Broceratops;

One must wonder about your fascination with Pony ARSES. The Hunchback "Party Cannon" seemed a natural fit for Pinkie 3.14 to me. Light hearted moral allegory wed to hard bitten duty, honor, country is entertaining. I have tried to match the personalities from the show to various fun mech designs. For Instance, here is a picture of my DRG-1C. Chain firing PPCs on a cavalry platform seem to be well represented by Twilight Sparkle.




It is a little unorthodox, but I have had a lot of fun with it. I have often been the sole survivor of my drops as seen here.



I really enjoyed a recent uphill battle in my DRG-5PK ,Spike. We didn't win, but did give a good accounting of ourselves.



I am enjoying MWO, and I look forward to a polished product with community play. One must bring his contentment to each of his endeavors. Don't look for your happiness in an inordinant lust for victory, you won't find it there or in jeering your fellow mechwarriors.

Respectfully

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 09 February 2013 - 10:19 PM.

[Rannos]

You ever notice how weird it is that there's a buncha people here that want to have carnal knowledge of a cartoon horse?

[Allen Wren]

Yyyyyyep. Weird.

[Ter Ushaka]

Did you know "dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt?"

[DonVincenzo]

I don't think my little ponies are canon in Battletech dude...

[Allen Wren]

I was about to say "pre-empt", but it obviously doesn't and I can't spell because I am tired.

[Rannos]

What about the abbreviation of mountain? Check and mt.

[facialimpediment]

EACH OF YOU HOLDS SUCH PRESTIGIOUS POSITIONS ON THE CITY COMMITTEE IN YOUR FANTASY LAND.

BUT ONCE YOU CROSS THE LINE

SKY WILL BE SHOT DOWN

WE CAN TELL WHEN YOU'VE BEEN LYING

YOU'RE IN OUR TOWN

(K-town)

WE'RE ON TO YOU

WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH

YOUR COSTUME

WE KNOW THE TRUTH

AND WHAT YOU ARE

YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

FOUND OUT

OH WOA OH OH OH

[organburner]

Why the ******* (of?) ponies?

[Anticheese]

Why do you edit ponies into your images? The noble Tetatae is a far more suitable creature.

Edited by Anticheese, 10 February 2013 - 02:44 AM.

[DonVincenzo]

And here I thought being a bronie was a ban from internet worthy offence?

[organburner]

Hey, the Tetatae are Canon in the Battletech universe.

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Tetatae

Don't see anything in there about ponies.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

It would seem that I have inadvertantly become the but of some depraved impersonation and quite a bit of derision in making the accusation that ECM is too strong, and doing so with pony highlights. A resonable consensus for curbing the strength of ECM has been reached among my fellows within the EQRG. As I do not wish to tempt anyone else into activity that may result in the banning of thier accounts I will leave you with today's high lights of my recent gaming.

Meet my Haystalker.



This is my prefered LRM platform. It can hold it's own in solo drops and score quite well whith scouts profiding counter ECM lock ons.



Unfortunately the nature and composition of the mechs thrown together by the match maker still makes fielding a LRM mech a flip of the coin as to whether or not you will ever be able to prosecute a kill track before the end of the match. A much more reliable service may be rendered from a brawling design without worrying about the occasional drop in which you will be rendered useless by ECM.

Thank you for your time and I hope the thread was worth your while.

Respectfully

Samaritan

Pony Script:

I hope you were able to put the recent storms to as much good as I have in grinding Cbillls online.

Edited by Samaritan, 10 February 2013 - 03:04 PM.

[Agincourt]

You have a sexual attraction to cartoon horses. Seek therapy.

[GreatBeer]

i was never able to sympathize with holocaust survivors, but one day my tumblr account showed me a picture of rainbow dash being sent to an internment camp and i suddenly realized wow, like, that was really a thing and it was terrible. you know

[Mike Forst]

Didn't read any of the posts on this page

[SPencil]

For the best