Appearantly I/We am/are a clan of one, and recruiting. Yes you heard that right You too can join Unity today. I/We don't use VOIP, or any other team speak utility. We don't have a forum topic, blog, phone number, mailing address,or smoke signals, but if you listen very closely while We/I play MWO, then you may hear my/our pitiful cries of grief and frustration... all the way to low Earth orbit.
You must come to understand that our gracious hosts have seen fit to confer upon Us/Me the title and practice of team recruiter. So please try not to resist as We/I telepathicly and telekineticly draw you heart and soul through a spiritual quisenart, edit out the parts of you that are of no interest to US/Me and remake you in the image best suited to My/Our convienience. Don't think of it as the end of you, but rather the enrichment of Our/My experience.
THE GODDESS DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING INTERUPTED OR CENSORED. THE GODESS WILL NOT TOLLERATE SUCH INSOLENCE! THIS VESSEL IS HER REPRESENTATIVE AMONG MEN AND ANY INTERFERENCE WILL BE DEALT WITH!
All Glory To The Pony Tricks y!
Join with Unity today or die uselessly under the guns of our MWO clan of One!
Derpfully
Sama... GODDESS
Pony Script: Appearantly MiSs took my recent post for a recruitment add and edited the thing. Context should have informed the reader of the satire and comedic nature of the post. As this is not my property I won't complain, but this is the second time this has occured and I will have to consider whether or not I wish to post in these forums directly any longer. I may have to adopt a policy of simply linking to a domain that I am paying for rather than put up with being censored in ignorance. Creative writing sprinkled with various bits of complementary artwork and music on a forum may not be an enduring work of art, but then niether is building sand castles at the beach. Destroying either is a rude provocation.
Respectfully
Samaritan
Edited by Samaritan, 18 October 2012 - 04:52 PM.