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Welcome, fellow red-headed step-children of Kerensky! We of Clan HARD CORG have deigned to answer your questions about us, and perhaps of our larger bro-sister-Clan, Clan Jade Tetatae, and perhaps diplomancify allies from among the best of you.
INVOCATION
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Praised be the Founders of Clan Jade Tetatae!
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka,
From him came the brush of the first Cheeto.
The Mittani,
From him came the stubbornness and strengh,
Brofist,
From him came the will to remember
But all hail mighty GreatBeer and WarhawPPC
As first among equals,
For he was the ill-est Khan
And Warhaw his wingedsoul mascot bird-buddy.
From them came our spirit and destiny.
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka,
From him came the brush of the first Cheeto.
The Mittani,
From him came the stubbornness and strengh,
Brofist,
From him came the will to remember
But all hail mighty GreatBeer and WarhawPPC
As first among equals,
For he was the ill-est Khan
And Warhaw his winged
From them came our spirit and destiny.
WHO IS HARD CORG
Clan HARD CORG (Corp Ticker: WoLOPFOR) is a Clan. Well, that was obvious. We're a Clan within Clan Jade Tetatae, which is known to outsiders as the Word of Lowtax. Sort of like Snow Ravens and Ghost Bears, but we still answer to Andersbot, so I guess we're not like that at all? Perhaps some elucidation about our storied past will better characterize us:
- 23:49/08/12/3049: Clan Jade Tetatae finishes infiltration and subversion of House Liao and the Word of Blake
- 23:50/08/14/3049: Andersbot captures a lone Federated Commonwealth Lieutenant, one Ciro Ramirez
- 00:12/08/16/3049: Ciro fails his Trial of Walter, claims even his former CO was a better trainer
- 08:14/08/30/3049: Consensus among individuals ranked EAGLE and higher among Clan Jade Tetatae agrees on the need for an improved newbird training squad
- 08:15/08/30/3049: Drunken 16 squad THUNDERDOME ensues
- 08:45/08/30/3049: Idea for a NATO-style OPFOR is floated during a match
- 14:34/09/03/3049: Word of Lowtax OPFOR is founded
- 23:03/11/08/3049: Star Commander Moderatepudding Osis-Devon-Erlam claims control of the WoL:OPFOR in an unprecedented series of victories in a Trial of
- 16:48/31/09/3049: Star Commander Moderatepudding discovers the creature known today as the "Hard Corg". Inspired by its might, she declares the formation of Clan HARD CORG from the membership of WoL:OPFOR
- 16:50/31/09/3049: Membership unanamously agrees "that Corgie is super rad"
- ????/??/??/3050: Clan HARD CORG crushes an Inner Sphere Mercenary unit known as "Paragon"
- 14:30/01/11/3050: Now-Khan Moderatepudding falls victim to
[redacted], leaving us to mourn her passing alone i cant do this without you come back - I'm fine, just give me a minute
- 16:45/02/12/3050: Clan HARD CORG finishes decorating Moderatepudding's longship with parts blasted from pubbie mechs, and begin the elaborate funeral rite demanded
- 16:46/02/12/3050: Moderatepudding is annoyed we keep acting like she's dead, but the joke is still funny
- 13:33/04/01/3050: Clan HARD CORG resumes operations in a former region of the Terran Alliance
- 12:13/06/08/3050: Word of Lowtax has its 1st Birthday, details are sketchy at the moment
- Current Status: Awww the Corgi is taking a nap lookit how tired he is!
- Carrack Class Warship "Enemy Ship"
- Union C Dropship "Honeurerurable Combat"
- Clan HARD CORG Alpha Galaxy "Alpha Dawg Galaxy"
- Union C Dropship "Zombie Bus"
- Clan HARD CORG Bravo Galaxy "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK"
- Union C Dropship "Leopard Dropship"
- Clan HARD CORG Charlie Galaxy "Annie Hall is a Good Movie, Guys"
- Union C Dropship "Honeurerurable Combat"
- Steiner
- Steiner-Davion
- Romney-Steiner-Davion
- Steiner-Davion-Kurita
- Kerensky (won from Clan Wolf in Exile)
- Kerensky-Davion
- Kerensky-Amaris
- Cetus
- Fluttyshy
- Aren't you guys Goons?
- Yes, we are
- Why are you posting here, don't you guys loath the Clans?
- Eh, it's a bit tricky to answer that, but the best answer is:
- Because we never stop posting
- Eh, it's a bit tricky to answer that, but the best answer is:
- That's dumb.
- That's not a question
- Is your unit Cannonical?
- Yes, we actually got a look at the upcoming "FIELD MANUAL: CLANS 2, Electric Boogaloo", and Clan HARD CORG is totes canon
- Deal with it
- Yes, we actually got a look at the upcoming "FIELD MANUAL: CLANS 2, Electric Boogaloo", and Clan HARD CORG is totes canon
- Do you still Squawk?
- Yes
- Why not bark?
- Because that's some Grade-A pubbie RP right there
- Do you want to see [CLANTECH ITEM HERE] in MWO?
- Reply hazy, try again later
- I want to drop with you guys, who do I talk with?
- Check out the DIPLOMANCY section below
- goons r t3h sux
- Don't do this crap
- Seriously
- Don't do this crap
- What is OPFOR?
- It's a military term for Oposing Force, which is the technical name for the enemy team in training scenarios
- Do you guys follow normal Clan ranks?
- Sort of
- I mean, I (Wales Grey) am Clan Loremaster, so I guess?
- Sort of
- Do you take bondsmen?
- no
- What about Bachalls/Zelbregen?
- Sure, we do that
- Make sure to ask for 'honoure dueles' by name.
- Sure, we do that
- What timezone are you in?
- check the DIPLOMANCY section below
If you wanna chill with us, we're EST, and we've usually got some folks on in the evenings. Contact either Stalkerr or myself if you want to try to put something together.
RECRUITMENT
We are a child-corporation of the super-conglomerate Word of Lowtax, so all recruitment goes through them. Currently, we require at least Capital Ships (V) trained on any prospective recruit, and we ask that you let our shipping team move your stuff to our home base on Sian.
No seriously, don't j4g, we hate that crap. If you don't want to be a part of SA, don't try to join us. If you read anything above and want to join us, don't try unless you've lurked on SA for a while. We'll just laugh and steal your crusisers.
CONCLUSION
shotting gunam with pew pew is fun and we do this a lot ask questions i guess
EMERGENCY UPDATE
Help us celebrate WoL's 1st Brithday!
Edited by Wales Grey, 05 June 2013 - 08:16 AM.
