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[Multitallented]

chiXnhawk: Prepare to be boarded
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Goon #1: SQUAWK!!
KaoS #1: SQUEEE!!!
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Enemy #1: <S> from Something Ranger Brigade somethingrangerbrigade.com
KaoS #1: <S> from Clan Shaved Weasel
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Enemy #1: hi KaoS!
machine: Hello Enemy #1. Who did you recognize from KaoS?
Enemy #1: You, some random pug, and Cartman
Cartman: rofl!
Kriestov: Ouch my feelers
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Enemy #1: glhf
GaussDragon has killed Enemy #1
Multitallented has killed Enemy #2
Kriestov has killed Enemy #3
GaussDragon has killed Enemy #4
chiXnhawk has killed Enemy #5
Kriestov has killed Enemy #6
GaussDragon has killed Enemy #7
Multitallented: glhf

Edited by Multitallented, 27 February 2013 - 04:42 PM.

[MechWarrior849305]

Well, add one to topic.

We were on Forest Colony (dark version). My team started from lower spot.
So, I went to the shore to have some fast scratches on foe with my ER PPC. And about 20 secs later I found myself all alone there - whole of my team rushed thru tunnel to get fast cap. It was too late to run to my team, so I decided to buy sometime for them.
Suddenly, I was rolled over by about 5-6 mechs, and then enemy went to cap. At the same time my team had bad times, dealing there at enemy base with only two defenders. So, we were outcapped.

And, so, funny comment appered (from my teammate): "You guys are so ***. Come and get fight like a man"

Edited by DuoAngel, 03 March 2013 - 11:31 AM.

[bloodnor]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Velba]

Back in CB after a new patch:

Teammate: Great patch!! ALT + F4 for third person
*3 second pause*
Player Disconnected
Player Disconnected
Player Disconnected
Player Disconnected


It was the best 6v6 I've ever played

[Duncan Aravain]

Alpine with an Assault lance

3 minutes in and all we can hear is the slow,heavy plodding of our mech feet in the snow.

over All comes: "..day 22 and there is no sign of the enemy."

turns out it was closer to 6 minutes before we had contact.

[MechMacaw]

One time I was fighting a Dragon and he kept missing me and someone on my team said

"I didn't know they trained Dragons at the Academy of Stormtrooper Marksmanship"

[jper4]

i tried one when ChuckNorris was on my team. "ok you guys we accept your surrender- ChuckNorris is on our team so you clearly have no chance now."

we lost...

oh and had one when whiterabbit (i think that was the name) was on my team a while back.

whiterabbit: plan?
me: follow the whiterabbit.
whiterabbit: lol
random teammate: but i'm in an atlas. he's moving too fast!

[Zordicron]

Risko Vinsheen, on 26 February 2013 - 05:23 PM, said:

Recently when I've been in a match where I see someone say 'gl hf' I'll respond with "Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls." but sadly I don't think anyone gets the reference.

Hopefully this game will never be gone to the americans!

Liberty Server! I miss that one

[Zordicron]

I dont usually type anything into chat.
lately though, once my puggy team decideds on a direction, I fire off PPC or whatnot into the other path we arent on. Like on caustic if we head to the right around the caldera, before we get there I will fire some rounds up to the left.

So far, 50/50 the other team bites, at least partly and we get an early partial flank lol.

otherwise i make occasional comments on pilot handles, two nights ago I was on a team with Install Shield Wizard. My boy's handle is "himself". that way when he gets cored, it says "player x has killed himself" We both get a laugh from that one.

[mrbright]

"die well"
I forgot who said this.

[Joseph Mallan]

Free Candy!!!

[Titus Pullo XIII]

Hardly original but every now and then I'll throw in a GL;DIAF.

Not as an insult but because that's the likely how the match will end.

Edited by Titus Pullo XIII, 03 March 2013 - 04:12 PM.

[Cybermastif]

Norman Kosh, on 12 February 2013 - 01:18 PM, said:

There was that one drop in Caustic Valley a few days ago. Right after the start up sequence someone wrote
'my ex-wife. That's a Caustic Valley'

If I had seen that for the first time in at the beginning of a match. I might have been laughing too hard to pilot!

[FromHell2k]

Owlfeathers, on 27 February 2013 - 03:28 PM, said:

Today:

Random person: FOR THE SWARM!

Me: For Aiur!

StarCraft reference, in case you didn't get it. Unfortunately I got promptly blown up by UAC20s that game, but it does describe my typical game against the Zerg Swarm in SC pretty well.

Also this one:

Me: gl hf

Person from other team: Why not pigeon feathers?

Me: Owls hard counter pigeons.

Person from other team: Good comeback.

Edit: I mean to say UAC5s. They felt like UAC20s though.

Let me guess. 2 ER PPC spiders thought they're Zerglings
Edit: 5lights total in (y)our team

Edited by FromHell2k, 03 March 2013 - 04:22 PM.

[Mavairo]

Tanar, on 03 March 2013 - 12:21 PM, said:

i tried one when ChuckNorris was on my team. "ok you guys we accept your surrender- ChuckNorris is on our team so you clearly have no chance now."

we lost...

oh and had one when whiterabbit (i think that was the name) was on my team a while back.

whiterabbit: plan?
me: follow the whiterabbit.
whiterabbit: lol
random teammate: but i'm in an atlas. he's moving too fast!

They had Bruce Lee on the other team, that's why

[KharnZor]

Funnyest i've seen lately was a 4 man of goons attempting to do some stomping. They started the game with lots of 'gg close' comments then went on to get spanked in a manner most furious. We were all pugs so you can imagine the endgame trolling.

[Fenris Krinkovich]

Jack Corban, on 27 February 2013 - 04:41 AM, said:

I sometimes drop the SQUAWK! bomb for fun.

Every now and then the enemy team is down a few players shortly after.

I see that a lot, what's it mean?

[Xenois Shalashaska]

www.houseliao.com


(By the end of the match)

www.armd.net

We enjoyed playing with you !


(score was 7-0) (armd takes the win)

Edited by Xenois Shalashaska, 03 March 2013 - 05:27 PM.

[Fajther]

One time instead of writing "what are we doing?". I wrote "what are we dong?".

followed by four teammates writing dong in the all chat. THE ALL CHAT!!!!

i can't imagine what the other team thought when they saw DONG DONG DONG LOL.

[jper4]

Fajther, on 03 March 2013 - 05:39 PM, said:

One time instead of writing "what are we doing?". I wrote "what are we dong?".

followed by four teammates writing dong in the all chat. THE ALL CHAT!!!!

i can't imagine what the other team thought when they saw DONG DONG DONG LOL.

clearly that was the sign that the Undertaker was about to appear on the battlefield- let me guess it was on River City Night right?