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[BerserX]

Not sure whether to "Like" that or not.

MarineTech has a depraved mind. It all started when he was mistaken for a baboon by the Stork Delivery Service Inc., and was sent to Africa. Upon realization of their mistake, the SDSI recalled him. Unfortunately, he had already been brought up as a baboon and has never been quite right since.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

BerserX once attempted to save the last donut. That particular bakery will never be the same, and he is no longer allowed within the city limits of Chippewa.

Edit: Excuse me. Chippewa Falls.

Edited by Quickdraw Crobat, 03 June 2015 - 02:49 PM.

[MarineTech]

BerserX, on 03 June 2015 - 02:28 PM, said:

Not sure whether to "Like" that or not.

The hell do you mean you don't know whether to like that or not? My God man, that has everything. Drunken simian humor, pantsing, uncomfortable past incidents with the opposite sex. It was MAGNIFICENT!!!

Quickdraw Crobat once ate a danish.

See BerserX. Nada. Nothing. Zip. No humor at all.

Getting calls from a female primate at 2am. HILARIOUS.

[BerserX]

MarineTech needs a real life.

^^funny^^

[XphR]

BerserX is a real boy, Geppetto told him so!

Edited by XphR, 03 June 2015 - 06:40 PM.

[MarineTech]

Now THAT is disturbing.

Jiminy Cricket once considered taking a position as XphR's conscience.... He bowed out of the position though after spending an afternoon with XphR and seeing just what he'd be up against.

[Juodas Varnas]

MarineTech spent the last 20 years living in a underwater military base, working as a technician. His job was to repair the Cybernetically enchanced, US army SEALS (that were actual intelligent seals), while they were waging war on the armies of Aquaman.

[MarineTech]

Juodas Varnas is not familiar with branches of the US Military.

Marines are Marines and it's generally considered an insult to associate us with the US Army or to call us a soldier.

The US Navy controls US development of sea-life for military purposes. No, that's not a joke. The Navy has in fact utilized porpoises, dolphins, and actual seals in a variety of rolls over the years.

[Juodas Varnas]

MarineTech, on 04 June 2015 - 06:41 AM, said:

Juodas Varnas is not familiar with branches of the US Military.

That's not a fun fact at all!
But you're right, i don't know **** about the US military and i'm truly sorry, if i offended you. Or Aquaman, if he ever reads this thread.
Though, i actually didn't think "Marine" in your name meant the "Marines" as part of the military. I thought it was an adjective relating the Ocean

Edited by Juodas Varnas, 04 June 2015 - 06:51 AM.

[MarineTech]

Juodas Varnas possesses the rare, and seemingly rapidly vanishing trait, of admitting ones mistakes and apologizing for them. That's doesn't seem to happen much these days.

It's all good.

Besides. This is the 21st century now. Marines have been becoming more civilized. I'm told younger Marines will actually help people gather up their teeth again after we've "explained our position" over an offense. Kids these days. Sheesh.

Edited by MarineTech, 04 June 2015 - 08:49 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech knows that the Marines have BattleMechs. But he can't tell us, because it's top secret.

[BerserX]

The Marines use battlemechs now because Stomping crushed all of their amphibious tanks and armor support.

[BerserX]

BerserX suffers from a condition known as Needthreemorelikesforthreehundred. It's a legit condition where the subject is stuck at 297 "Likes" and cannot seem to get the last three "Likes" he needs for a perfect 300.

...I know, lame, right?

[Tiamat of the Sea]

BerserX has a bum leg, which is the actual way he is lame. (Knowing older definitions is fun!)

[Not Bob]

Quickdraw Crobat, actually uses a vice-grip as his control mechinasim instead of a joystick in his quickdraw.

[BerserX]

Not Bob is an imposter... unless he really is telling us the truth and really isn't Bob.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

BerserX is not an imposter, but that's partly because he doesn't tell anyone who he is, so he can hardly be lying about it, can he?

[Nightmare1]

Quickdraw is an imposter, but not the type you think! If you dissect his title, you find that he is actually an IM-Poster. In other words, he will open an IM to you on MWO's main site, and then post in it repeatedly until he fills up your inbox and it reaches critical mass!

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 has fully mastered arms. He was awarded a Masters at Arms by Sheboygan Politechnic institute. He will begin graduate level studies at arms this fall to achieve his Doctor at Arms degree. That means he'll get to wear a really funny hat at graduation.

Edited by MarineTech, 05 June 2015 - 08:42 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech voices Ryuko Matoi in Kill La Kill.

In BOTH languages.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 05 June 2015 - 09:14 AM.