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[Tustle]

Shar Wolf, on 30 September 2014 - 06:55 PM, said:

917: Officer Stomping is to warn Officer[???] Tank next time before building him his own base

...and suddenly, promotions. ._.

[IraqiWalker]

918. Recording musical albums is fine. Opening your cockpit mid-combat to hand a copy to enemy combatants, ISN'T.

[SnagaDance]

IraqiWalker, on 30 September 2014 - 07:23 PM, said:

918. Recording musical albums is fine. Opening your cockpit mid-combat to hand a copy to enemy combatants, ISN'T.

"The HILLS are aliiive with the flash of laaaasers!"

[990Dreams]

919: Your lucky dice won't improve your AC/20 Cicada's chances of actually doing anything before it dies.

[Tustle]

919 b. The following have no effect either. (subject to additions)

1. Lucky rabbit's foot.

2. Lucky four-leaf clover.

3. Entire four-leaf clover plant.

4. "Hottest CO's of the Galaxy" poster.

5. The cute waiter/waitress who claims they're lucky. How'd you sneak him/her in anyway, and what makes you think a person screaming for their life will improve your odds any?

6. Entire lucky rabbit. Besides, see the tips on keeping pets in the barracks.

7. That coin which apparently got you a jackpot.

8. Lucky hologram of your significant other.

9. Lucky hologram of your cat, who's fur happens to be black.

10. Leprechaun plush.

11. Leaping-corn plush.

12. Fake "genetically-engineered leprechaun." That is probably a midget in a leprechaun outfit, MechWarrior.

13. Cracked hologram of your mother standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th.

14. Real "genetically-engineered leprechaun."

15. Lucky dog tags/social necklace/hula girl bobble/cheerleader bobble/dapper urbie bobble/etc

16. An attractive woman dressed in a sexy leprechaun outfit. Besides, see the addendum to number 5.

Edited by Tank Man, 03 October 2014 - 07:47 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Tank Man, on 02 October 2014 - 08:53 PM, said:

Besides, see the addendum to number 5.

They aren't numbered unless I quote you.

[990Dreams]

919 c. Civilians of any type are not allowed in your Mech. Ever.

[Tustle]

Shar Wolf, on 02 October 2014 - 09:06 PM, said:

They aren't numbered unless I quote you.

There. I fixed it. Stupid number thingie... >->

[Alaskan Nobody]

DavidHurricane, on 03 October 2014 - 07:42 AM, said:

919 c. Civilians of any type are not allowed in your Mech. Ever.

Trying to remember if Dr. Lear was a civilian - pretty sure she was military, but I cannot remember...
(and that would be one of those things I would not quite trust Sarna on)


In other words - what about non-combat military personnel?








.....what?!

It worked for Kai!
(so did charging a star of Timberwolves in a Centurion - but that was for other reason)

[990Dreams]

919 c. a.: Non-combat martial personnel are allowed in your Mech, but they get the ejector seat.

Edited by DavidHurricane, 03 October 2014 - 08:48 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

DavidHurricane, on 03 October 2014 - 07:42 AM, said:

919 c......

DavidHurricane, on 03 October 2014 - 08:29 AM, said:

9191 c. a.:.....

Boy we are moving fast in the list.

[990Dreams]

919 c. a. a. : Typos are allowed.

[Big Tin Man]

Shar Wolf, on 03 October 2014 - 07:51 AM, said:

Trying to remember if Dr. Lear was a civilian - pretty sure she was military, but I cannot remember... (and that would be one of those things I would not quite trust Sarna on) In other words - what about non-combat military personnel? .....what?! It worked for Kai! (so did charging a star of Timberwolves in a Centurion - but that was for other reason)

She was assigned to the medics at Twycross, so no, not a civ.

[Darth Futuza]

DavidHurricane, on 03 October 2014 - 07:42 AM, said:

919 c. Civilians of any type are not allowed in your Mech. Ever.

919 d. Unless they happen to be extremely attractive young ladies.

919 e. Amendment to 919 d, who the hell started defacing this constitution? Did one of those bloody technicians have another affair?

[990Dreams]

920. The discussions about rule 919 and it's amendments have been temporarily suspended due to the defacing of this amazing document.

[wanderer]

IraqiWalker, on 30 September 2014 - 07:23 PM, said:

918. Recording musical albums is fine. Opening your cockpit mid-combat to hand a copy to enemy combatants, ISN'T.

918b. Re-engineering an AP Gauss to "Sling em the hits" is also in poor taste. Nobody wants to be found with a holed cockpit courtesy of sixteen copies of "Metal Remakes Of Rick Astley". No matter HOW hard it is to give them up. It's considered a violation of the Ares Conventions.

[Sparks Murphey]

9⁰21⁰: Historical dramas are fine as entertainment, but please stop trying to pass them off as educational.

[kingalbertII]

922: do not open hatch for elementals claiming to be girl scouts.
they are not actually girl scouts and sell their sweets for their own profit.

[Big Tin Man]

kingalbertII, on 05 October 2014 - 11:29 PM, said:

922: do not open hatch for elementals claiming to be girl scouts. they are not actually girl scouts and sell their sweets for their own profit.

922.B - Besides, the heat from the cockpit would melt all the thin mints into a gross pile of goo.

[Alaskan Nobody]

kingalbertII, on 05 October 2014 - 11:29 PM, said:

922: do not open hatch for elementals claiming to be girl scouts.
they are not actually girl scouts and sell their sweets for their own profit.

In my defense it was a girl!

The rest of my lance had no excuse though - as the Elementals knocking on their's were not.