And lo, Jonathan Tanner said unto his unwashed, unstable disciples;
"Putteth on the purple robes and drinketh my Kool-aid and I shall beam thee up to the Mothership where thall shalt partake of much space bacon"
...And they did partake.
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The Book Of Armaments Of Jonathan Tanner
Started by Fitzhampton, Apr 17 2016 05:27 PM
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:53 AM
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...And they did partake.
And to be fair it was better than what anyone else was selling...
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 05:10 AM
Trynn Allen, on 06 December 2016 - 04:53 AM, said:
And to be fair it was better than what anyone else was selling...
I dunno... with Liao you can get a bowl cut and a tin foil hat.... mighty tempting...
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 02:17 PM
Tempting...but the last time I had a bowl cut it was the 70's in Belgium, and I still hadn't learned to use the toilet. I'd hate to have to regress to that, just to get the tinfoil hat.
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 02:54 PM
They offer daily beatings, if you're into that...
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Posted 07 December 2016 - 12:01 PM
MovinTarget, on 06 December 2016 - 02:54 PM, said:
They offer daily beatings, if you're into that...
Do we get our choice, or is it still the state sanctioned cat'o'nine tails with the glass barbs dipped in salt and Alum?
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Posted 07 December 2016 - 12:28 PM
Trynn Allen, on 07 December 2016 - 12:01 PM, said:
Do we get our choice, or is it still the state sanctioned cat'o'nine tails with the glass barbs dipped in salt and Alum?
I think they have a "Wheel of Public Humilation" that you spin...
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Posted 19 December 2016 - 11:36 AM
Tanner gives out free kool-aid with every IS mech pack you buy!
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Posted 11 January 2017 - 07:50 PM
MovinTarget, on 07 December 2016 - 12:28 PM, said:
I think they have a "Wheel of Public Humilation" that you spin...
Wheel of Humilation turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we should learn....
And todays lesson is...
"Elvis is alive and in our hearts,...and living in a trailer park outside of Milwaukee.
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Posted 13 January 2017 - 04:38 PM
"The best way to play conquest is to not play conquest at all"
The word of Tanner get's bigger bigger. o.o
The word of Tanner get's bigger bigger. o.o
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Posted 13 January 2017 - 05:14 PM
Lady Alexandra Cousland, on 13 January 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:
"The best way to play conquest is to not play conquest at all"
The word of Tanner get's bigger bigger. o.o
The word of Tanner get's bigger bigger. o.o
I don't always agree with the "Tan Man" but there is truth in this...
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Posted 13 January 2017 - 05:29 PM
Brawling Bear is back from the dead? I mean... Hibernation
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Posted 16 January 2017 - 05:49 PM
Moose? I feel as though I'm seeing a ghost.....
A ghost who hasn't dropped with us in forever, hint, hint.
A ghost who hasn't dropped with us in forever, hint, hint.
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Posted 12 February 2017 - 10:37 AM
And Jonathan Tanner said:
"You shall not call Marik Violet, PINK!"
"You shall not call Marik Violet, PINK!"
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Posted 12 February 2017 - 10:42 AM
And lo, jonathan did fill his tree. Ye verily, his skill points are infinite.
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Posted 12 February 2017 - 10:43 PM
It's true! I said Tanner's prayer, put 155 skill points in srm spread reduction, and now I shoot small black holes!
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Posted 03 April 2017 - 07:30 PM
Have you ever noticed the broken and crashed dropship in Frozen City? It was the great Tanner who forced it down by jumping his Ubermech into the cockpit as it was flying by his position to bring reinforcements to his enemies. BLESSED BE THE TANNER!!!
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Posted 03 April 2017 - 07:53 PM
Which came first:
Tanner or the UrbanMech?
Trick question!
Tanner is celibate and UrbanMechs are robots, ya sicko!
Tanner or the UrbanMech?
Trick question!
Tanner is celibate and UrbanMechs are robots, ya sicko!
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Posted 08 April 2017 - 09:15 AM
Thusly, yay did the Great and Holy Tanner hear the prayers of his flock and did return to his chosen people. Should he bless us with his presence, Blessed Be shall you be!
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