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[Trynn Allen]

Tempting...but the last time I had a bowl cut it was the 70's in Belgium, and I still hadn't learned to use the toilet. I'd hate to have to regress to that, just to get the tinfoil hat.

[MovinTarget]

They offer daily beatings, if you're into that...

[Trynn Allen]

MovinTarget, on 06 December 2016 - 02:54 PM, said:

They offer daily beatings, if you're into that...

Do we get our choice, or is it still the state sanctioned cat'o'nine tails with the glass barbs dipped in salt and Alum?

[MovinTarget]

Trynn Allen, on 07 December 2016 - 12:01 PM, said:

Do we get our choice, or is it still the state sanctioned cat'o'nine tails with the glass barbs dipped in salt and Alum?

I think they have a "Wheel of Public Humilation" that you spin...

[Darkfieros]

PRAISE BE THE TANNER!

[MovinTarget]

Tanner gives out free kool-aid with every IS mech pack you buy!

[Trynn Allen]

MovinTarget, on 07 December 2016 - 12:28 PM, said:

I think they have a "Wheel of Public Humilation" that you spin...

Wheel of Humilation turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson we should learn....

And todays lesson is...

"Elvis is alive and in our hearts,...and living in a trailer park outside of Milwaukee.

[Alexandra Hekmatyar]

"The best way to play conquest is to not play conquest at all"

The word of Tanner get's bigger bigger. o.o

[MovinTarget]

Lady Alexandra Cousland, on 13 January 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

"The best way to play conquest is to not play conquest at all"

The word of Tanner get's bigger bigger. o.o

I don't always agree with the "Tan Man" but there is truth in this...

[A Nuclear Moose]

Brawling Bear is back from the dead? I mean... Hibernation

[ccrider]

Moose? I feel as though I'm seeing a ghost.....





A ghost who hasn't dropped with us in forever, hint, hint.

[tee5]

And Jonathan Tanner said:

"You shall not call Marik Violet, PINK!"

[MovinTarget]

And lo, jonathan did fill his tree. Ye verily, his skill points are infinite.

[Holy Jackson]

It's true! I said Tanner's prayer, put 155 skill points in srm spread reduction, and now I shoot small black holes!

[Fitzhampton]

Have you ever noticed the broken and crashed dropship in Frozen City? It was the great Tanner who forced it down by jumping his Ubermech into the cockpit as it was flying by his position to bring reinforcements to his enemies. BLESSED BE THE TANNER!!!

[MovinTarget]

Which came first:

Tanner or the UrbanMech?































Trick question!

Tanner is celibate and UrbanMechs are robots, ya sicko!

[Javin]

Thusly, yay did the Great and Holy Tanner hear the prayers of his flock and did return to his chosen people. Should he bless us with his presence, Blessed Be shall you be!

[Lovas]

And thus he spake to the pugglets: "Why are you hanging out on the platform?? No no...FORWARD!" And with his spittle upon them they moved thusly.

Edited by Lovas, 06 October 2017 - 08:03 AM.

[Eidolon 29]

The great land know as Hellbore Springs was not always the grand place it is today.

Long ago it was a festering blemish of bare dirt and rock. Crawling with dirty non-Marik beings it languished under their filthy mech feet seemingly unredeemable. That was until Tanner came, and with his great wisdom, saw the lands potential.

Alone and unaided he ran his mighty Firestarter into the canyons and towers, burning the unclean away and machine gunning down the rest. Using the blood and ashes of his enemies he grew lush purples plants, and washed away their stench upon the land. Soon it was a pristine place full of Marik pigs eating the purple plants producing the best space bacon in the universe.

With his new wealth from his bacon farms the mighty Tanner set off into the, now brilliant, Hellbore sunset intent on cleansing other such pits of sewage from the galaxy.

[MovinTarget]

He should have invested in more Kool-Aid...