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[InnerSphereNews]

Mon. April 1st, 3050: Raving MechWarrior found in downtown Solaris VII hospital claims "Cloned space fascists" destroyed his lance, company. States they rode 'giant forest lupines' into combat.

[LegoPirate]

that guy must be playing an april fools joke. oh wait...

edit: also for those that dont know : forest lupine is a timber wolf.

Edited by LegoPirate, 01 April 2013 - 01:34 AM.

[Glaive-]

Wow, poor guy..
You gotta be pretty crazy to dream up stuff of that caliber.

[SixstringSamurai]

InnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2013 - 01:00 AM, said:

Mon. April 1st, 3050: Raving MechWarrior found in downtown Solaris VII hospital claims "Cloned space fascists" destroyed his lance, company. States they rode 'giant forest lupines' into combat.

Clanners and their space robits stole my hand actuators!!!

On a serious note, where's the Timber Wolf at?

Edited by SixStringSamurai, 01 April 2013 - 01:10 AM.

[Coole]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[fleshwoundNPG]

"Giant forest lupines" = large Timber Wolves

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[MrBarbie]

Its begun! Alien invaders from beyond the Periphery are coming!

[Biruke]

[Anony Mouse]

Biruke, on 01 April 2013 - 02:08 AM, said:

Ack Ack ackackack
aaaaaaaaaaaah yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah

[Alymbic]

Well, I'm gonna go out into the forest in my lumbermech, cut down trees and wear wolf pelts.

[TibsVT]

InnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2013 - 01:00 AM, said:

Mon. April 1st, 3050: Raving MechWarrior found in downtown Solaris VII hospital claims "Cloned space fascists" destroyed his lance, company. States they rode 'giant forest lupines' into combat.

Such nonsensical garbage. "Cloned space fascists"? "Giant forest lupines"? Psh.. Clearly the man is insane. I hope he is locked up and gagged. No one needs to know of these imaginary invaders...

[EarlGrey83]

- Raving MechWarrior -

That one partyed to hard it seems.

[Jarvis Lancaster]

This guy sounds crazy. Think an entire lance was taken out by these "timber-wolves"? Good grief. And where did they come from? Remnants of the old Star League Defense Force perhaps? LOL, yeah. I'll bet they've been hiding out in the periphery for two hundred years building some kind of super-advanced technology. ROFL People will believe the craziest stories.

[AceTimberwolf]

Mars Attacks!

[VoodooLou Kerensky]

Next thing you know someones gonna say they seen a 25 ton Mech firing a 20 Ton Long Tom....

[matux]

Not sure that less effort could have been put into an April fools joke by PGI.

[Belorion]

Excellent...

[Steinar Bergstol]

EarlGrey83, on 01 April 2013 - 02:33 AM, said:

- Raving MechWarrior -

That one partyed to hard it seems.

Yeah. I would say someone's had half a dozen PPCs too many at the local Solaris bars after the last big arena fight. Probably in the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

[Evil Deaz]

Between this, the "toad like aliens" and all the pirates just up and dying, I think someone needs to stop playing with the O² levels in the dropship.... cloned space people...that just absurd.

[boomboom517]

brilliant now all we need is for clan mech to be trial mechs only as their already rediculus give me madcat