92 replies to this topic

[Lonestar1771]

SixStringSamurai, on 01 April 2013 - 01:09 AM, said:

Clanners and their space robits stole my hand actuators!!!

On a serious note, where's the Timber Wolf at?

I'm quoting you because I think your sig is bad ***. Did you make that or have someone do it?

Liam Intaki, on 01 April 2013 - 11:55 AM, said:

I found his gun camera footage.... This is why I tell anyone who goes out to the periphery to not drink the water!

Your Big Foot has boobs lol!

[Lyteros]

The april fool is that clans destroyed some poor guys lance while we dont have clans? Is that it?

[Stone Profit]

Clearly a lunatic. Cloned warriors? In the Periphery of all places? No one has the tech to do something like that. Maybe if they were working with Star League equipment, but all of that stuff has been gone for a couple hundred years. Crazy people talking about giant Timber Wolves and clones sheesh someones had too much Spice.

Edited by Stone Profit, 01 April 2013 - 01:07 PM.

[Fastfire]

Lyteros, on 01 April 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

The april fool is that clans destroyed some poor guys lance while we dont have clans? Is that it?

The Aprils fool is the announcement of the 20.000 TONS "Titan" mechs coming soon

[TB Azrael]

fleshwoundNPG, on 01 April 2013 - 01:50 AM, said:

"Giant forest lupines" = large Timber Wolves

........

Sounds like the Space Wolves to me..oh wait GW would sue..

[EvangelionUnit]

Fastfire, on 01 April 2013 - 01:12 PM, said:

The Aprils fool is the announcement of the 20.000 TONS "Titan" mechs coming soon

Spoiler

funny that this looks like the feets of a raven - aka Raven 3L, worth 20.000 tons of other mechs that don't have ECM and missile slots

[ciller]

InnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2013 - 01:00 AM, said:

Mon. April 1st, 3050: Raving MechWarrior found in downtown Solaris VII hospital claims "Cloned space fascists" destroyed his lance, company. States they rode 'giant forest lupines' into combat.

TIMBERWOLVES!!!!


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ISN News flash is back with a vengeance!!

Edited by ciller, 01 April 2013 - 01:45 PM.

[aniviron]

EarlGrey83, on 01 April 2013 - 02:33 AM, said:

- Raving MechWarrior -

That one partyed to hard it seems.

With all the lasers on my HBK-4P, every game is a rave! ;]

[Colddawg]

Lyteros, on 01 April 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

The april fool is that clans destroyed some poor guys lance while we dont have clans? Is that it?

Who said anything about clans?

[Bagheera]

InnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2013 - 01:00 AM, said:

Mon. April 1st, 3050: Raving MechWarrior found in downtown Solaris VII hospital claims "Cloned space fascists" destroyed his lance, company. States they rode 'giant forest lupines' into combat.

Come at us, Bro.

[JEB8753]

man looks like i missed one oh well we will deal with the freebirth stravag later

[Kristov Kerensky]

Actually...what the poor raving lunatic SHOULD have said is...

Aliens in insane felines attacked and destroyed my lance.

The IS calls them MadCats because that's what their computers think they are, cross between a Marauder and Catapult, the Clans don't tell the NAMES of the Mechs during Batchall, they give the tonnage they'll bring...and since he not only survived but is on Solaris to make these claims, he was not taken as bondsman and he never talked with anyone to learn about the eugenics program of the Clan Warrior caste, much less learn their own designations for their Mechs...

Someone in the writing department kinda seriously dropped the ball on this one, sorry.

Edited by Kristov Kerensky, 01 April 2013 - 08:28 PM.

[Thorn Hallis]

Kristov Kerensky, on 01 April 2013 - 08:28 PM, said:

Actually...what the poor raving lunatic SHOULD have said is...

Aliens in insane felines attacked and destroyed my lance.

The IS calls them MadCats because that's what their computers think they are, cross between a Marauder and Catapult, the Clans don't tell the NAMES of the Mechs during Batchall, they give the tonnage they'll bring...and since he not only survived but is on Solaris to make these claims, he was not taken as bondsman and he never talked with anyone to learn about the eugenics program of the Clan Warrior caste, much less learn their own designations for their Mechs...

Someone in the writing department kinda seriously dropped the ball on this one, sorry.

You just disqualified yourself.

[SteelyDan]

InnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2013 - 01:00 AM, said:

Mon. April 1st, 3050: Raving MechWarrior found in downtown Solaris VII hospital claims "Cloned space fascists" destroyed his lance, company. States they rode 'giant forest lupines' into combat.

*Rereads "News"...
What?
Now are we going to believe a some one who had my best friend..."JuanTooMany"?
Really?!
I thought that the ISN had a reputation of give facts, not bleeding "Mind Trips"!
"Cloned Space Fascists..."
The only Fascist, around here is in the Liao House!
And last I heard, he was chewing on the Celestral Throne...
What the Hell is a "Giant Forest Lupine"???
Any more of this "Peter and Wolf" nonsense, I will discontinue my subsciption!
Next thing you tell us is that there's a green falcon, flying overhead too!

[Abivard]

Everyone knows there can ever be only one April fools joke each year. so which is really the joke? once you figure that out you will KNOWN all the others are true, right? Keep posting your results and discoveries here so we can all follow along with your mighty deductive powers! Thanks for doing the research, I could never tell the difference myself.

[boomboom517]

Abivard, on 01 April 2013 - 09:36 PM, said:

Everyone knows there can ever be only one April fools joke each year. so which is really the joke? once you figure that out you will KNOWN all the others are true, right? Keep posting your results and discoveries here so we can all follow along with your mighty deductive powers! Thanks for doing the research, I could never tell the difference myself.

multiple developers multiple jokes

[ciller]

This is legit ISN news, not some mere tomfoolery for the 1st of April. Though I agree with an earlier post "insane cat" instead of "forest lupine" would have been more accurate for inner sphere terminology.

Also, way more reports should have been made by now, many good planets have fallen in FRR and Draconis Combine space as of this time, NOT in the periphery but in inner sphere territories.

[sj mausgmr]

Now this is great, +1 pgi =)

[ApheX]

My god. What a load of nonsence. I've seen some reports via Outreach of that sector of space and none of which backs up this lunitics story. I which ISN would stop putting up this rediculous notion of aliens. We have been in space for hundreds of years and never really found any evidence of other races.

Edited by ApheX, 02 April 2013 - 04:18 AM.

[Chief 117]

Whatever that guy is taking/drinking... I want it too