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[Xutech]

I told you this would be an unfunny joke, and you did it anyway.

[Sinitron]

Oh yeah, I'm flexing my beautiful barrel arms, so massive you wouldn't believe it, I love this adamant body of pure muscle, 90% baby, and I am the REAL man of STEEL, not a faker like you, so big and massive, my muscles are just so fantastically huge, I smear myself in with oil and lotion to get that extra shine on things to emphasize and truly bring out the titanic proportions of my god-like body, even my nipples are riveted with pure strength and I can flex my boobs to make them jut out like spears to impale weak NERDS and poke their eyes out with raw mandom, you are so insufficient compared to me, my beautiful visage shines across the land like a glorious vision of God himself skewering its way through the minds of men and bringing them to their knees, crying tears of joy for on this day they have witnessed a man of truly Herculean proportions.

Edited by Sinitron, 11 June 2012 - 08:33 AM.

[Serevn]

Adridos, on 11 June 2012 - 08:27 AM, said:

Well, you basically turned the whole meta game image we had upside down.

Sorry... but still... its fun...
Its funny how the goons are having fun with my "goon freakout thread"
I made it knowing next to nothing about goons so my intent was never to cause a riot.

Sinitron, on 11 June 2012 - 08:33 AM, said:

Oh yeah, I'm flexing my beautiful barrel arms, so massive you wouldn't believe it, I love this adamant body of pure muscle, 90% baby, and I am the REAL man of STEEL, not a faker like you, so big and massive, my muscles are just so fantastically huge, I smear myself in with oil and lotion to get that extra shine on things to emphasize and truly bring out the titanic proportions of my god-like body, even my nipples are riveted with pure strength and I can flex my boobs to make them jut out like spears to impale weak NERDS and poke their eyes out with raw mandom, you are so insufficient compared to me, my beautiful visage shines across the land like a glorious vision of God himself skewering its way through the minds of men and bringing them to their knees, crying tears of joy for on this day they have witnessed a man of truly Herculean proportions.

no... just no... go away...

Edited by Serevn, 11 June 2012 - 08:37 AM.

[Sanction]

Serevn, you basically said Beetlejuice 3 times and rolled out. Inevitibly, someone had to provoke them (looking at you Adridos), which is all it takes. Now the troll horde is out of the box, and there will be no putting them back in. Adridos and others who are already walking flame targets, just go with it, and ignore the inevitible baiting. Trust me, it will be better for your blood pressure.

[Thorqemada]

I am pretty sure Maskirovka / ROM will watch any potential influence to the Chancellors / Comstars plans for the Universe very close for matching their long term strategys and make use of the tools fitting.

I dont care about politics as long it offers enough oportunites to make money...

[Sinitron]

I'm cool, daddy SAID so, he OWNS valve and will BAN your steam account if you are mean to me, ADMIT THAT I AM COOL!!!!

[Damecles]

it would be an interesting turn of events if goons played this game, it would give the cap. fed. solid numbers and a very capable fighting force right out of the gate. as a long term Eve player i have fought them tooth and nail to protect my home(s), lived in their space as an ally, and finally became tired of the politics and made the decision to join a wormhole corp, to live as free as one can be from the politics and policies of the large alliances, goons included:) Should be fun, and can't wait to start playing!

[Hawkeye 72]

Adridos, on 11 June 2012 - 07:55 AM, said:

Man, Hawkeye, you must really hate the lawn you have.

GAHHHHHH

Lol the color green itself isn't bad...the color green when associated with Battletech is...I blame the novels...they really made me despise Capellans...never trust a Cappy

Edited by Hawkeye 72, 11 June 2012 - 08:45 AM.

[Serevn]

Sanction, on 11 June 2012 - 08:38 AM, said:

Serevn, you basically said Beetlejuice 3 times and rolled out. Inevitibly, someone had to provoke them (looking at you Adridos), which is all it takes. Now the troll horde is out of the box, and there will be no putting them back in. Adridos and others who are already walking flame targets, just go with it, and ignore the inevitible baiting. Trust me, it will be better for your blood pressure.

I had to google the beetlejuice reference... please make references to at least stuff that was around after i was born.

Edit: this can be seen as an insulting or provoking post... i didn't mean it like that... maybe... i think...

Edited by Serevn, 11 June 2012 - 08:49 AM.

[Urgewyrm]

Sinitron, on 11 June 2012 - 08:33 AM, said:

Oh yeah, I'm flexing my beautiful barrel arms, so massive you wouldn't believe it, I love this adamant body of pure muscle, 90% baby, and I am the REAL man of STEEL, not a faker like you, so big and massive, my muscles are just so fantastically huge, I smear myself in with oil and lotion to get that extra shine on things to emphasize and truly bring out the titanic proportions of my god-like body, even my nipples are riveted with pure strength and I can flex my boobs to make them jut out like spears to impale weak NERDS and poke their eyes out with raw mandom, you are so insufficient compared to me, my beautiful visage shines across the land like a glorious vision of God himself skewering its way through the minds of men and bringing them to their knees, crying tears of joy for on this day they have witnessed a man of truly Herculean proportions.

Oh god, there go my nipples.

[Sinitron]

Just TOUCH them a little...

[Sanction]

Serevn, on 11 June 2012 - 08:46 AM, said:

I had to google the beetlejuice reference... please make references to at least stuff that was around after i was born.

Edit: this can be seen as an insulting or provoking post... i didn't mean it like that... maybe... i think...

Hah, not provoking at all. Just showing my age apparently. (I do highly recommend the movie though. Michael Keaton is hysterical.)

[Rougeskra]

Goons are best remembered for thier taking down of BoB. It made such a fuss that it was even exploited in News Week. LOL those days are gone and MWO is an entirely different game. Be interresting to se how the dice roll though. And not only The Goon Swarm But what about the russians, don't they control most of Eve space now? Look we are all professional gamers we all roll from game to game, Its expected no matter your skill level, its presences.

[Sinitron]

I am a PROFESSIONAL gamer I get PAID to do this.

[wargames]

I can tell how far this thread is going.

Edited by wargames, 11 June 2012 - 08:59 AM.

[Sanction]

Professional? If I'm a professional gamer, where's mah cash?!

[Hawkeye 72]

Serevn, on 11 June 2012 - 08:46 AM, said:

I had to google the beetlejuice reference... please make references to at least stuff that was around

Wha...how the...noooooooo. I am not old, but I can appreciate (or hang my head in shame) and the amount of greatness in cinema, arts, and life in general that new generations are missing...

[Sanction]

Hawkeye 72, on 11 June 2012 - 09:00 AM, said:

Wha...how the...noooooooo. I am not old, but I can appreciate (or hang my head in shame) and the amount of greatness in cinema, arts, and life in general that new generations are missing...

It's true man, blows my mind. /getoffmylawn

[Serevn]

OMG I'm promoting somethingawful forums what have i done?... Wait i think I'm even considering joining it myself... does that mean I'm falling for my own scam i didn't mean to make? O.O

[Sinitron]

wargames, on 11 June 2012 - 08:58 AM, said:

I can tell how far this thread is going.

That's a pretty good hedgehog gif. I once posted a gif on a forum, it was of a deer. Do you enjoy deer gifs? I think there should be a deer clan. Clan Wood Deer, because deers live in the woods, alongside the hedgehogs. Maybe there should be a hedgehog clan too, Clan Hedge Hedgehog, because they're named after hedges, commonly found in gardens, with hedgehogs under them.[REDACTED]

Edited by Helmer, 11 June 2012 - 10:03 AM.
Edited for reported offense comment.