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[BerserX]

Marack Drock invented the people-sized doggy-door. It was a plank of wood, hinged at the top to the door jam. People had to push it up to go through, and it always slapped the next person in line. Needless to say, this invention did not last long, despite proper warning labels and eventually infomercials demonstrating safe use.

[XphR]

Barser once disabled a Mecha from ground level with a three inch bow using a sewing needle for an arrow.

[Sparks Murphey]

XphR is capable of folding space and time at whim, but not more than seven times.

[XphR]

Sparks taught me how to fold space and time indefinitely but it includes stretching it thinner, so its technically cheating.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR has confirmed the rumor that if you fold a standard piece of printer paper 47 times, you condense the paper so much that it creates a gravitational singularity.

But now half of Stomptopian Base is missing and XphR needs new fingers.

[XphR]

StompingOnTanks will eventually travel so far into the future through a process that will become known as scream-ularity slamming (too be aka singularity bridging), that he eventually bumped into the multiversal architectonic conductor Petchnilkrupct Nalgomyien (not aka MC MAC Pet N) resulting in what is today known as CMB (cosmic microwave background). Who simply created the phrase "whoops" before rectifying Stompings time space position with a quantum splice and thereby tucking him into bed somewhere around the age of five.

[Nightmare1]

XphR is actually the intelligent AI system in Stomping's old Aerospace fighter The Xephyr. Now that Stomping has been committed to the ADD Nursery Facility, XphR is bored most of the time. To make up for this, he flies himself over small towns at night and uses his lasers to burn crop circles in local fields.

Interestingly enough, he also has the contact information for Cortana's and EDI's private communication frequencies.

Edited by Nightmare1, 23 February 2015 - 01:07 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 gave me premium time.

-Fills a tub full of C-Bills and rolls around in it-

[Nightmare1]

Stomping is the only person who can drown in a bathtub full of C-bills.

[XphR]

Nightmare spends his spare time patrolling potential locations of drownings in a southern cross mech themed speedo from the shadow realm.

Poised,

ready,

waiting...

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR painted all my BT minis. But he painted them the wrong shade of green.

(I wanted DARK LEAFY FOREST GREEN, not DARK FOLIAGE CAMO GREEN which is literally an ENTIRE half a shade off. My minis are ruined now! )

[XphR]

Stomping has not seen his minis under black-light yet, soon he will find they are a half shade off because they are in fact florescent rainbow eye burst splash colored. The good news is the opposition will not be able to disconnect their neuro helmets fast enough!

[Iothil]

XphR can fold space. With bare hands. He avoided a fight with chuck norris by intimidation and the mentioning of mums.

Edited by Iothil, 27 February 2015 - 04:43 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Lothil likes to eat his cupcakes upside down.

Heretic!

[Iothil]

SHHHH! Silence Infidel! Inverse Cupcake eaters, arise! (dude, capital i, seriously!? ^^)

StompingOnTanks once painted a gril holding a cup with a picture of herself holding a cup with a picture of herself....

He finished it in full detail and colour. Monster.

[XphR]

Iothil knows the robotic grill that posed for the picture was female because he was part of the secret squad dispatched to swap out the chip responsible for its sexual identity and orientation. Strangely though the cup was not robotic they also added a duplicate of the chip to it as well. Even more strangely the finished painting contained an artificial intelligence that was given no way of outward communication, left to ponder its existence and observe its observers in silence for all of history.

[Sparks Murphey]

XphR is capable of outrunning light, which is good because he has lost every single fist fight with it.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks Murphy once ran around the world so fast that he was able to smack himself in the back of the head.

...And then he woke up and swore never to mix beer with his bacon-flavored ice cream before bedtime again!

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 routinely goes on ninja killing sprees with a katana-launching minigun and sushi grenades.

[Nightmare1]

Stomping likes to practice mounting his BattleMech while it's on the run. He just knows that trick will come in handy someday!