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[Nightmare1]

Wanderer is a huge advocate of the Knife Bank. He thinks that if he makes a deposit, that it will grow over time and that he will be able to withdraw it later. However, when he attempted to remove a large knife from a knife bank, he was arrested.

I heard that he is into spoon collecting now since the British Government is debating whether or not it should ban forks. You could put your eye out with one of those!

[Sizzles]

Nightmare recently bought a 'Mech from Ikea.

Apparently he was shorted a pin for the knee actuators. So he called for some extra parts for his machine.

A few very long weeks later, he received a call from his local space port, they had a package waiting for him. Whatever he had been sent, it filled up an entire Mammoth dropship.

Inside, he discovered he had been send his very own Jörmungandr! But sadly, no knee actuator pins.

Now he has to figure out what to do with with this enormous serpent-dragon-thing that wants to encircle the world and poison the skies . . . or something like that . . .

[Sparks Murphey]

Sizzles recently bought a 'Mech from Ikea.

When he opened the box, he found it contained nothing but 80 tons of knee actuator pins. Undaunted, he named the resulting machine "Hedgehog" and now defeats his foes by curling his 'Mech into a ball and rolling over them.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks Murphy has no idea what Ikea actually is. He actually thinks that it's a car produced by Apple; the iKia. He's excited about it and has visited multiple Apple stores in his search to find and purchase one. Currently, he is camped out in front of an Apple Store construction site, determined to be the first person in line when it finally opens its doors next year.

[Alstren]

Nightmare sent a strongly worded letter written in the good ink to Russ demanding the Mackie be added to the game. Nightmare of course did this as soon as he found out that the Mackie has a "crotch gun"

Edited by FirestormClone218, 07 April 2016 - 02:25 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Firestorm uses a binary system for his counting, which is why he said "a" instead of "two" in his previous post. Looking at that Mackie, he doesn't even see that it has a total of four guns; instead he just sees ones and zeros.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare uses his own version of binary.

Instead of 1s and 0s, he sees the color orange, and a puppy.

This may explain why machines he programs have a tendency to commit suicide.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech once tried to count to infinity. Actually, he has tried more than once. He keeps losing track of how high he is about the same time he runs out of fingers and toes on which to count!

[MarineTech]

Nightmare often forgets that I can actually count to 23.....

As long as I drop my pants.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech likes to use his huge butt cheeks and fluffy cat tail to aid him in his number crunching.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare loves to give me new ideas.

Now I can count up to 26.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech can be revolting sometimes.

[Nightmare1]

Thanks Marack! They were drawn by BerserX, another TBRN pilot.

Marack was once attacked by a rabid book collector on the planet Biblioteca. To save himself he was forced to break its spine.

Bu-dum-sh!

Get it? Book? Spine?

[Sizzles]

Nightmare has been known to stare intensely at people while they eat.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles once stared at something hard enough that it burst into flames!

Edited by Nightmare1, 11 April 2016 - 04:49 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

Gluten, lactose, bees, and phenylalanine are all allergic to Nightmare1.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks is a member of an international organization with goals at breaking Australia free from U.K. influences. If you notice, he has a code phrase in his "Location" under his name. The code is "Adelaide, Australia!" Broken down into components, it reads, "Deal Idea Trials Aua!" Apparently, Sparks is attempting to let his indigenous contact, Aua, know that it is time to distribute ideas for independence among that Aussies as a kind of trial test to see how receptive they are to the notion. Who knows if they'll be successful of not? It is rumored that Sparks had his hand in the recent Scottish vote for independence, so perhaps he is a force to be reckoned with in Australia.

[Alstren]

Nightmare is just trying to throw us all off from the trail of clues implicating him in several Illuminati plots

[Nightmare1]

FirestormClone218, on 12 April 2016 - 01:46 PM, said:

Nightmare is just trying to throw us all off from the trail of clues implicating him in several Illuminati plots

Firestorm is my chief lightbulb supplier for these plots.

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 replaced all the tungsten filaments of his lightbulbs with delicately woven strands of C4. Unfortunately, with LED and fluorescent bulbs steadily dominating the market and pushing sales of traditional incandescent bulbs into a decline, this hasn't resulted in nearly as much shenanigans as he had hoped for.

Unless...

...unless that's why the incandescent bulb sales are dropping. Nightmare1 is attempting to corner the light globe market! Illuminati plot confirmed!