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[GrandLocomon]

StompingOnTanks, on 22 February 2014 - 07:36 PM, said:

GrandLocomon has an obsession with vintage trains and has a model train set in her basement with over 300 feet of track, looping, twisting, turning, and going upside-down Hot Wheels style. The world's top quantum physicists are still trying to figure out how the train navigates the track without falling off after six years.

FTFY.

Give StompingOnTanks a sheep [or otherwise woolly animal], a pair of scissor and some sticks, and he can knit you a beanie in under an hour.

Edited by GrandLocomon, 23 February 2014 - 06:43 AM.

[Arnold J Rimmer]

GrandLocomon is already the proud owner of four such beanies.

[Sparks Murphey]

Arnold J Rimmer is bound by the gods themselves not to rest until he has discovered the true meaning of the end of the movie "Inception". Unless... he's already resting... and this is the dream...

[GrandLocomon]

Sparks Murphey has the world's largest collection of screwdrivers. By no small coincidence, it is also the world's only collection of screwdrivers.

[StompingOnTanks]

GrandLocomon uses my mech-sized beanies as accessories for her mechs, along with golden chains and silver brass knuckles that read "AC20" and "ERLL".

[Sparks Murphey]

Against standing regulations which prohibit facial hair, StompingOnTanks is attempting to grow a mustache on his Atlas. After 3 years without shaving, he has finally achieved a faint fuzz on his 'Mech's upper lip, though so far everyone who has seen it has mistaken it for moss.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey, on 23 February 2014 - 07:32 AM, said:

Against standing regulations which prohibit facial hair, StompingOnTanks is attempting to grow a mustache on his Highlander. After 3 years without shaving, he has finally achieved a faint fuzz on his 'Mech's upper lip, though so far everyone who has seen it has mistaken it for moss.

FTFY, I don't own any Atlases.

Sparks Murphey has a knack for flying kites without tails.

[Sparks Murphey]

DrnkJawa, on 31 December 2013 - 07:32 AM, said:

Well we all know Chuck Norris facts, so how about we make some facts up about each other? preferably keep it battletech related.

I'm not sure if you're just being selective about what you choose to correct me on, or if you don't get that we think these are all fictional and, while not owning an Atlas, really are trying to grow a mustache on a 'Mech while training your stomptroopers in Stomptopia.

Wherever StompingOnTanks goes, he makes sure he has a Firestarter at hand in case someone asks him to light a cigarette.

[StompingOnTanks]

I actually am trying to grow a mustache on my 'Mech while training stomptroopers on Stomptopia.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 23 February 2014 - 09:51 AM.

[Vanguard319]

Stompingontanks stomping powers also work on quadvees.

[Sparks Murphey]

Vanguard319 can fully disassemble a M1A1 tank and use the parts to assemble a fully functional Locust in 6.34 seconds. This fact haunts him, because it is just 0.02 seconds short of the world record.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey, on 23 February 2014 - 10:03 AM, said:

Vanguard319 can fully disassemble a M1A1 tank and use the parts to assemble a fully functional Locust in 6.34 seconds. This fact haunts him, because it is just 0.02 seconds short of the world record.

The fact that he can use the parts of a vehicle made in the late 20th century to build a vehicle designed almost 500 years later makes the feat even more amazing.

[CyclonerM]

StompingOnTanks can actually use a tin can, a lemon and a magnet to build a Gauss rifle.
He also sent a ticket to the support to get his name changed to "McGyver".

Edited by CyclonerM, 23 February 2014 - 10:59 AM.

[WonderSparks]

CyclonerM wants to build a PPC using nothing but dry cells and a broken rifle, but it hasn't worked out just yet.

[Domoneky]

WonderSparks got his name from attempting to court Wonder Woman. She rejected him by carving a W in his forehead. He has since took the branding as a sign of destined love and Now Refers to Himself as WonderSparks

[Felicitatem Parco]

Domonkey has always spelled the term "Sync Drop" incorrectly ever since watching the Boondock Saints.

[Sparks Murphey]

Prosperity Park has always spelled the name "Domoneky" incorrectly ever since learning how to do the monkey in 1963.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Sparks Murphey once convinced Dee Snider to take it.

[DEMAX51]

Prosperity Park is neither a park, nor prosperous. He did, however, take part in making the World's Biggest Omelette, which consisted of more than 25,000 eggs, and was cooked using a 6-Flamer Jenner-F.

Edited by DEMAX51, 24 February 2014 - 05:26 AM.

[Arnold J Rimmer]

DEMAX51 can both lead a horse to water and make it drink.