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[StompingOnTanks]

Arnold J Rimmer is the only dropship captain in known history to have landed a damaged Gazelle backwards.

[WonderSparks]

Marack Drock can't stand the sight of Microwave popcorn unless it is subjected to extreme radiation burns!

[StompingOnTanks]

WonderSparks got his name from the sparks that fly when he talks to the ladies. However, this can be interpreted in two very different ways, and neither would be wrong.

[Sparks Murphey]

"Rosebud" is the name of StompingOnTanks' SHD-2H.

[Arnold J Rimmer]

Sparks Murphey is not a number; he is a real man.

[GrandLocomon]

Arnold J Rimmer is a computer program that simulates the online interactions of a real human. He is programmed to believe he is a real human, so don't be surprised when he denies it.

Edited by GrandLocomon, 25 February 2014 - 05:31 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

GrandLocomon has a swimming pool filled with chocolate pudding in her back yard.

[Watchit]

StompingOnTanks won silver in the 1992 Olympics in Barcelona for Equestrian Show Jumping.

[Sparks Murphey]

Marack Drock won gold in the 1992 Olympics in Barcelona for Equestrian Show Jumping. His key to beating StompingOnTanks? He didn't use a horse.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Marack Drock has an energy-boat Blackjack named Bust.

Ghost Heat has not been kind to him.

[GrandLocomon]

Prosperity park IS figure skating. BOOM!

[no one]

GrandLocomon has, through the secret binding of the infoverse, managed to invert the effects of overheating on his 'Mechs. He is able to regenerate his structure through judicious use of reverse ghost heat, but if he stops chain firing long enough, his 'Mech will freeze solid. It will then continue to take damage until it is destroyed. Flamers can be used to reverse this process, and to make him more powerful.

Edited by no one, 07 March 2014 - 07:36 PM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

No one is completely selfless
No one is completely selfish

[GrandLocomon]

Shar Wolf let the dogs out. He was only setting his brethren free!

Edited by GrandLocomon, 25 February 2014 - 09:54 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

GrandLocomon makes the best chicken nuggets in the entire Inner Sphere.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock is secretly collecting the parts and equipment he needs to build a functioning mini-mech in his backyard shed.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks prefers 'Mechs that come with hand actuators, though he almost always removes them in favour of a second pair of feet, saying "Four legs is more stable than two. And more stompy."

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock, on 26 February 2014 - 06:07 PM, said:

Already did it.

Sparks Murphey has never made any sparks (irony).

I'm not sure if you're serious, but if your serious, pics plz?

Marack Drock is the leader of the Nerf Gun Mafia, America's most-annoying-least-deadliest mafia in history.

[Felicitatem Parco]

StompingOnTanks spent sixteen years in a secret underground laboratory trying to discover the secret of why buttered toast always falls butter-side down when you drop it. He then applied the results of his research toward developing a permanent butterized-coating for the back covers of touch-screen cell phones.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 26 February 2014 - 08:16 PM.

[Watchit]

Prosperity Park's favorite candy is chocolate covered ants.