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[Sparks Murphey]

Son of the Flood has walked 500 miles, and is willing to walk 500 more as soon as he raises enough sponsorship.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Sparks Murphy thanks god that he is only watching the game... controlling it. He'd let you watch, he would invite you, but the cheeses he use would not excite you.

[Sparks Murphey]

Ghost heat is caused by the phantasmal remains of Prosperity Park's signature 6 PPC-boating Hunchback. Firing multiple weapons of the same type at once forms a sympathetic bond between the world of MWO and the hellish inferno realm it is now stranded in.

[StompingOnTanks]

Terra Therma was supposed to be Forest Colony Night, until Sparks Murphey brought Taco Bell to PGI's dev studio...

[Felicitatem Parco]

There were supposed to be AI-controlled APCs and Tanks in MW:O, but *somebody* decided to smash all of the pre-production concept models...

[Alaskan Nobody]

That somebody, despite the obvious answer was actually Prosperity Park.

[StompingOnTanks]

Shar Wolf is obviously trying to frame Prosperity Park for his destruction of the planned treaded armored vehicles before their implementation into MW:O.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Marack Drock knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men!
(bonus points if you get the radio-show reference)

[Sparks Murphey]

Shar Wolf invented snow and makes all his money from licensing agreements. Unfortunately, pirates recently cracked his patented "six-fold symmetry" copy protection and are now flooding North America with cheap knock-off snow.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey is married to Mother Nature, but he ate all of her favorite frozen yogurt chocolate dessert, which is why the US is now enduring the Snowpocalypse because Mother Nature is in a rage. Nice going Sparks.

Next time I shovel my driveway at 5am, I'll think of YOU.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for reminding me that I have frozen desserts to nom on this 37 degree Celsius day... not that that's a bad thing.

Edit: Wait... this isn't the blame thread...

...uh...

StompingOnTanks loves the snow, because it makes it much harder for the tanks to dodge.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 01 February 2014 - 06:36 PM.

[Nathan Foxbane]

Sparks Murphey once met HAL9000. It was one of those "Let us never speak of this again" moments.

Shar Wolf, on 31 January 2014 - 07:18 PM, said:

Marack Drock knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men!
(bonus points if you get the radio-show reference)

The Shadow knows. The movie was not bad.

[Sparks Murphey]

Nathan Foxbane once met Hanse "The Fox" Davion. Once.

[Son of the Flood]

Sparks Murphy co-wrote Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" based on the meeting between Nathan Foxbane and Hanse Davion.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Marack Drock wrote all of Fozzie Bear's material.

[Sparks Murphey]

Prosperity Park wrote all of Charlie Chaplin's lines.

[Hexenhammer]

Sparks told Russ to go with 2pv. Should have listened Russ. Should have listened.

[StompingOnTanks]

HexenHammer regularly plays the old-school hack-n-slash video game, Hexen. He is currently considered the Hexen world champion for beating the single-player campaign in under 30 seconds and makes StompingOnTanks uber jelly just for having a working copy.

(I used to have it for the PSX but lost it, which deeply saddens me because they don't make singleplayer games like they used to... They just don't. )

[Sparks Murphey]

You can buy a tube of StompingOnTanks ÜberJelly at all good automotive parts stores.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Marack Drock was once a minor spark before Baron Wulfenbach and Othar Tryggvassen got a hold of him.