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[Wadesin]

Maracj Drock is also th name of a famous slovakian chees handler

[Wadesin]

Marack Drock respected forum poster for mwo was once a certain Lea Thompson until a fate full fishing accident brought what was in out...

[Sparks Murphey]

Marack Drock, on 05 March 2015 - 01:55 PM, said:

Marinetech was voted most likely to restart Rickrolling and Arrow to the Knee memes by the majority of the state of Michigan.

Marack Drock used to try to restart Rickrolling, but then he took an arrow to the knee...

Wait, Maxis closed?

[Hayashi]

Marack secretly believes EA stands for Extreme Annoyance,

[CyclonerM]

Hayashi is secretly an EA employer hired to identify every user who criticizes it. Then, he gives his boss all the names and they proceed with termination account bans.

[XphR]

CyclonerM is a whirlwind consisting partly of Marsupials and Mangos.

[Iothil]

Marack Drock evidently hates ninjas. The reason behind that is his damn hard childhood where ninjas kept hiding in his room and cutting onions to make him miserable.

[Iothil]

*Yuargh*

Marack Drock liked every second of me giving him baths. I think. He also named himself captain and recreated the battle of pearl harbour in his tub. He won more Oscars for that interpretation than the original movie. Rightly so.

[MarineTech]

Shar Wolf once fought a brown bear for a salmon.

[Sizzles]

MarineTech once fought the Machine Spirit for some spare nuts and bolts.

[CyclonerM]

Sizzles once killed a machine gun with an Elemental. Hmm wait it was the other way around

[MarineTech]

CyclonerM once tried to fend off a rampaging yeti with a rusty spork.

It did not go well for him.

[CyclonerM]

MarineTech obviously means that it did not go well for the yeti.

[MarineTech]

CyclonerM suffers occasional lapses of memory on events concerning interactions with rampaging yeti.

[Iothil]

MarineTech is the founder of a weapon manufactory. His latest genius invention is the feared "T-21x heat seeking, armour piercing, high ex marshmallow cannon". Fun for the whole family. Oh, and it's belt mounted and needs no hands. Baddies beware.

[CyclonerM]

MarineTech however would have never been so bold to face a rampaging yeti armed only with a rusted spork.

[Iothil]

CyclonerM once trapped a neutrino because he was curious. But he let it go after he was done asking questions because he is actually a very nice guy. It told him of it's family and introduced him to it's cousins. All of them.

Edited by Iothil, 06 March 2015 - 02:52 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

Iothil survived the Great Crash of '64 despite being jacked in at the time. He does tend to twitch in strange ways, though.

[MarineTech]

Marack Drock will occasionally mutter the words "Pew Pew" while at work. This causes mild confusion and concern among his coworkers.

[XphR]

MarineTech sometimes caries an overcharged lasercat as a sidearm but its the full bandoleer of ready to throw fur balls that really draws attention.