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[Nightmare1]

Quickdraw doesn't realize that MarineTech is fun to allegic, not allergic. Go re-read his post!

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 has the power to speak with chipmunks.... Unfortunately, chipmunks don't have the power to understand what Nightmare1 is saying. This causes a lot of confusion among the chipmunk populace.

[XphR]

MarineTech has an almost inexhaustible supply of acorn flan. He has amassed this veritable empire of custards through the extortion of chipmunks, by way of threat of being made to understand Nightmare1s speech.

[MarineTech]

XphR is the only person who's perception of reality is far enough out of whack, that he could come up with the concept of "acorn flan."

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech and MarineTech by-products are known to the state of California to contain cancer causing substances.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey fights like Gaston.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat fights like Jerry Lewis

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech fights like a girl. Specifically, he fights like Tifa Lockheart, which makes him incredibly dangerous to fight. But at least he kicks your teeth out highly cinematically.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat's technical staff has been becoming concerned about some erratic behavior that he's been displaying lately. Because of this, they have replaced all the energy weapons on his mechs with disco lights, missiles with model Estes rockets, and ballistics had their ammunition for new "safety approved" versions.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

MarineTech can handle the truth, but when he returns it to you several pieces will be missing, so you shouldn't let him borrow it anyways.

[MarineTech]

Quickdraw Crobat, on 29 May 2015 - 09:49 AM, said:

MarineTech can handle the truth, but when he returns it to you several pieces will be missing, so you shouldn't let him borrow it anyways.

Quickdraw Crobat is unaware that I manhandle the truth.

Son, we live in a galaxy that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with mechs. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Quickdraw Crobat? I have a greater responsibility than you can possiblyfathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Mechwarriors. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

Edited by MarineTech, 29 May 2015 - 11:35 AM.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech is very dramatic at times.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 has difficulty recognizing classic movie quotes when they're slightly modified to fit MWO.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Nightmare1 is the owner of the world's only known drama timer, a device intended to record the amount of time that has passed between the previous drama and the current drama, and use that to predict the time between the current drama and the next drama. Unfortunately, as it has consistently read only 'i', it has been deemed a useless device and Nightmare pulled the batteries from it, subsequently losing it behind his dresser.

MarineTech is very amused by this, as he is aware that the drama timer was operating perfectly.

Edited by Quickdraw Crobat, 29 May 2015 - 12:35 PM.

[bar10jim]

Quickdraw Crobat is secretly The Quickdraw Acrobat, who does incredible things with a permanent marker while dancing artistically to Handel's Messiah.

[Sparks Murphey]

bar10jim, on 29 May 2015 - 05:45 PM, said:

Quickdraw Crobat is secretly The Quickdraw Acrobat, who does indelible things with a permanent marker while dancing artistically to Handel's Messiah.

Fixed that for you.

When the blood moon rises in the west, it is said bar10jim will return to his people to save them. Whether or not he will save them from the blood moon is not mentioned in the prophesy.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey is on fire. And yes, it does hurt.

[StompingOnTanks]

Quickdraw Crobat, despite his name, does not actually pilot a Quickdraw. Rather, he pilots an Atlas with a revolver-shaped AC/20 at his hip, which he can draw with incredible speed. He still can't shoot it worth **** though.

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks spends all the free time during the winter months hiding in his closet assembling military vehicle model kits. Once summer comes, he waits for the first nice day and positions all the models in his yard. Then, he dons his home-made Godzilla suit and runs rampant across the lawn laying waste to the kits.

[Juodas Varnas]

MarineTech isn't actually a marine animal.