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[StompingOnTanks]

Tank Man, on 12 March 2014 - 12:43 PM, said:

Oh. Right. Scrapbiscuits. Roight.

[574 b]. In case of successful development of subject [Cybrid] and accompanying [HERCULAN] war machines...
Item the First: Fire all scientists involved with development.
Item the Second: Fire all scientists involved with development...into the heart of the nearest star.
Item the Third: Destroy all materials involved.
Item the Fourth: Mash the Miscreant Mosquitoes.
Item the Fifth: If all else fails...get back in the Battlemechs and start blowing stuff up.

What if intelligent cyborgs betray humanity and learn to pilot BattleMechs?

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 12 March 2014 - 03:43 PM, said:

What if intelligent cyborgs betray humanity and learn to pilot BattleMechs?

That won't happen till 3067

[StompingOnTanks]

StompingOnTanks, on 12 March 2014 - 03:43 PM, said:

What if intelligent ANDROIDS betray humanity and learn to pilot BattleMechs?

Corrected myself.

[IraqiWalker]

Tank Man, on 11 March 2014 - 11:00 PM, said:

564 b. "But it's such a useless chassis anyway" was a poor excuse. We'll have you know that there are pilots who swear by the things.

Damn skippy! Those mechs can be beasts if you've got the right (read: crazy) pilot.

[StompingOnTanks]

576. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is any pilot permitted to operate The Destroyer of Logic ( http://mwo.smurfy-ne...bbfe7fb11a37cf5 ). Doing so would tear open the fabric of space-time and end the universe.

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 12 March 2014 - 05:00 PM, said:

The Destroyer of Logic

YOU JUST HURT MY BRAIN!

[Tustle]

StompingOnTanks, on 12 March 2014 - 03:43 PM, said:

What if intelligent ANDROIDS betray humanity and learn to pilot BattleMechs?

I don't know...can neurohelmets interface with positronic brains? Scrap. >.>

StompingOnTanks, on 12 March 2014 - 05:00 PM, said:

The Destroyer of Logic

ow...my brain

Edited by Tank Man, 12 March 2014 - 06:05 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

576a. Pilots are no longer allowed to look at the schematics for the Destroyer of Logic either. The medical bay is overflowing with personnel with varying degrees of brain damage.

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 12 March 2014 - 06:14 PM, said:

varying degrees of brain damage.

In order to have brain damage you first must have a brain - I replaced mine with raw chaos millenia ago.

That should tell you how insane that build is.

Edited by Shar Wolf, 12 March 2014 - 06:21 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

If your mind has been replaced with raw chaos how do YOU interface with a neurohelmet? We don't even know if they interface properly with positonic brains.

[Tustle]

Owwww. You monsters! What did my brain ever do to any of you?! DX

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks, on 12 March 2014 - 06:45 PM, said:

If your mind has been replaced with raw chaos how do YOU interface with a neurohelmet? We don't even know if they interface properly with positonic brains.

Raw CHAOS.

Anything is possible.
Especially if you believe.

[Linksdx]

ok my brain shut-down almost instantly that and my lack of understanding XD

577. do not abandon the atlas just because they are slow everyday hundreds are killed because they are abandoned by there faster team mates and when they get attacked when there alone they get blamed for not keeping up so please please please keep the atlas within sight range
(dont get why people abandon D-DC do people not want ECM protection or something?)

[SnagaDance]

Don't you know that I've you keep near the DDC you'll not get the pretty fireworks racing towards you?!

[MnDragon]

Linksdx, on 12 March 2014 - 09:00 PM, said:

577. do not abandon the atlas just because they are slow everyday hundreds are killed because they are abandoned by there faster team mates and when they get attacked when there alone they get blamed for not keeping up so please please please keep the atlas within sight range
(dont get why people abandon D-DC do people not want ECM protection or something?)

Sounds like a Sarah McLaughlin commercial: "For just .35 cents a day, you could adopt this Atlas, and provide him with a PUG to guard him. You will receive letters every week on how he is doing, and will get a picture of the new camouflage pattern he's adopted. Please, call and offer your donation, these poor abandoned atlases need you."

[Linksdx]

SnagaDance, on 13 March 2014 - 12:34 AM, said:

Don't you know that I've you keep near the DDC you'll not get the pretty fireworks racing towards you?!

why do you think i drive a D-DC LRM's almost stopped me playing the game

[StompingOnTanks]

Saw an Atlas D variant last night, I felt like I saw Bigfoot.

Speaking of which...

578. It is not a "monumental discovery" when you find someone piloting a Raven 2X, non-ECM Atlas, or a Pretty Baby Hero mech. These mechs are not on any "endangered variants list", this list does not need to be pinned to the briefing room wall, and such mechs if encountered are not to be "protected at all costs", especially if they are on the enemy's side.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 13 March 2014 - 07:35 AM.

[Linksdx]

579. just cause its not a D-DC dose not mean its not a mean and scary mech quite the opposite really. it means yes they dont have ECM but on the other hand they have more weapons to shoot people with

Edited by Linksdx, 13 March 2014 - 07:54 AM.

[990Dreams]

580: Posting from a mobile location sucks.
581: Using your Much for a pyrotechnic display is not allowed. Using your LRMs by themselves is okay, but you're responsible for whatever happens.

[Big Tin Man]

582: Light mechs cannot stand and balance on an empty beer can. Convincing the rookie to flick the side of the beer can that the mech is "standing" on and crushing his hand is grounds for disciplinary action.