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[Sparks Murphey]

749. Yes, we're aware that the LRMs and SRMs contain a substance that can be broadly referred to as "alcohol". No, you cannot drink it. Doing so will make both you and the missile unwell.

750. We know about the still set up to distill the poisons out in that nook you think no one looks in. It doesn't work. It's not that sort of alcohol.

[Domoneky]

751. Its your fault. It will always be your fault. Never deny it for it makes it more your fault.

[wanderer]

Marack Drock, on 29 May 2014 - 03:46 PM, said:

752. Domonkey's mech make his butt look big.

752a. This is Domonkey's fault. Always his fault.

[StompingOnTanks]

753. "ARE YOU MORE OP THAN A CLAN MECH?" is not a real game show, it is not channel 666, and it does not air at 13:00PM.
753a. Clan mechs aren't even that OP, really. They're pretty balanced. It's awesome.

I am extremely disappointing that you all haven't gotten to 1000 tips yet. >_> (Jk.)

754. All MechWarriors who dissapoint Commander Stomping will wear a horse head mask for a week as punishment. Your 'Mech will also be fitted with a horse head mask.
755. From this point forward, all personnel stationed at Stompington Command Base will only be permitted to sing in the shower after proving they are good enough singers. Those who pass will receive a shower singing certificate. Auditions will be held every day at 13:00PM. Tune to channel 666 on your PDAs for details.

[IraqiWalker]

756. Should you fail to pass the trial of shower singing. you are allowed to appeal your case to the base commander, once you get three Company commanders to sign your appeal form. In triplicates, and then send it by mail within 3 days.

757. Should you succeed in getting your case to be appealed, you will have to pass a continuous trial by combat against 4 enemies, one after the other. With live ammo. After that, your case can be reviewed. However, getting it appealed, does not mean that it will be accepted this time. So ask yourself. Is singing in the shower really worth it?

758. After the Sandusky incident of 3048, no one is allowed to sing in the showers while there are crayons on the premises. The psychological trauma from that night still haunts many people. Stay safe folks.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Yay! they aren't dead!

[wanderer]

StompingOnTanks, on 18 June 2014 - 02:09 PM, said:

754. All MechWarriors who dissapoint Commander Stomping will wear a horse head mask for a week as punishment. Your 'Mech will also be fitted with a horse head mask.

[IraqiWalker]

wanderer, on 18 June 2014 - 07:05 PM, said:

I'm ... I .... Stomping I WANT to disappoint you now.

[Alaskan Nobody]

759) No one is to mention Maracks Wang

[StompingOnTanks]

wanderer, on 18 June 2014 - 07:05 PM, said:

I thought the horse head mech was supposed to be a PUNISHMENT. D:

[wanderer]

StompingOnTanks, on 19 June 2014 - 03:03 PM, said:

I thought the horse head mech was supposed to be a PUNISHMENT. D:

It's an under-20 ton design- heck, under fifteen. That slowly drives the pilot insane. A very little 'Mech.

And that's before you realize it's My Little Ponymech and it's been painted a Pepto-Bismol shade of pink.

[Tustle]

wanderer, on 18 June 2014 - 07:05 PM, said:

Spoiler

...cause' that looks awesome! That being said...what happens if the Mechwarrior -does- love what you've done to them, Commander?

Edited by Tank Man, 19 June 2014 - 08:14 PM.

[IraqiWalker]

Tank Man, on 19 June 2014 - 08:12 PM, said:

...cause' that looks awesome! That being said...what happens if the Mechwarrior -does- love what you've done to them, Commander?

Those people do exist. Also, why do you have THAT picture? and where did you get it?

Also, according to lore. The pilots would get addicted to piloting the mech because the E.I. system is apparently the best drug in town.

760. Use of drugs is not allowed, unless they are "medicinal". Then, you either get your dose 2 hours before combat, or after combat.

761. No taking any kind of drugs, for any purpose while piloting your mech. Last time it happened, we ended up with a corporal trying to doodle on the air strip's tarmac with his Centurion's AC 20. It was the first of the Garfield hat-trick. As that night was known from then on.

762. Up until that incident, and the two that followed it, that corporal was a general in the royal command.

763. Being demoted from the top brass down to the lowest brass, is called "being Garfielded"

[Alaskan Nobody]

IraqiWalker, on 19 June 2014 - 08:45 PM, said:

762. Up until that incident, and the two that followed it, that corporal was a general in the royal command.

That is..... not a rule
That is a statement

[IraqiWalker]

Shar Wolf, on 19 June 2014 - 08:57 PM, said:

That is..... not a rule
That is a statement

Solid point.

[Tustle]

IraqiWalker, on 19 June 2014 - 08:45 PM, said:

why do you have THAT picture? and where did you get it?

...I watch videos by TomSka...and upon being presented with a horse mech, I went and searched for the strange, horse-masked person who appeared in a few of his videos, who was named Mrs. Johnson. ._.

"I love it!" is 'her' catch phrase.

[StompingOnTanks]

764. Anyone who challenges an opponent to a fist-fight in an armless 'Mech will instantly be promoted two ranks.
764a. If you win you get three.
765. Any DVD copies of the TV show BattleBots have been deemed ABSOLUTE TOP PRIORITY LOSTECH by Commander Stomping. Any soldier who finds one and turns it in gets a ride in my personal 300KPH jump-jetting Atlas and an ice cream cone with your choice of flavor.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 20 June 2014 - 11:16 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

766. No one under any circumstances is allowed to paint their Nova in Hotrod and load it up with 12 Flamers

[IraqiWalker]

Shar Wolf, on 20 June 2014 - 11:29 AM, said:

766. No one under any circumstances is allowed to paint their Nova in Hotrod and load it up with 12 Flamers

awwwww I was actually gonna do that for a troll build! Lily and I named it "Blowtorch" Although to be honest, that one had 13! flamers and 4 MGs. Cuz why put 12 when you can put 13!!!! It will also be blasting "THIUNDERSTRUCK" at max volume from speakers strapped to the outside of it's cockpit.

[StompingOnTanks]

767. We ask that during DropShip flights, soldiers play Counter-Strike with their headphones on. "The Terrorists have planted the bomb" is not a comforting thing for recruits to hear on their first space flight.