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[Jon Gotham]

Me, in firestarter A. One enemy victor, no head armour crit red CT, crit red left arm. I stand there and watch FOUR of my team, all in heavy mechs refuse point blank to push on him.
I charge in, badly mashed up myself mash the victor but still die to him....alpha strike to head of all the luck:( FOUR HEAVY MECHS then decide to push because they feel safe.

Do I need to say any more?

[Kjudoon]

kamiko kross, on 23 March 2014 - 04:59 PM, said:

Do I need to say any more?

I couldn't help it. No really... I couldn't stop myself from being this creepy funny.

[Scurry]

Popped into a match, saw many LRMs being fired.

Tell team, "Okay guys, many lrms, stick close to cover."

Wait.....why are you going out there....no...stop! *boom*

Repeat 8-11x one by one.

Yeah, I just came off a 12 game losing streak due to fairly derpy behaviour on the part of my teammates.

Oh, and if you're bringing LRMs yourself, don't blame us for not holding locks if there are four bloody ECM mechs in the same space. Go bring TAG and get your own locks, you poor, stupid, moronic, cowardly, blind ingrates.

[PremithiumX]

So I spent all weekend with my girlfriend and was unable to participate in the event. Looks like my CCAF brothers could have used me, too. /gripe

[Phelantau]

Running a heavy or assault in the ring of death of Terra Therma. Then having the balls to lead the charge and take some hits to clear the ring, to only die with the one other decent pilot because the seven or eight other guys that were right behind you punked out and backed down the entrance because they took a few ac rounds. Giving the other team the chance to swarm back in and take them at their leisure because they are just sitting in the same entrance afraid to decide what to do.

[Cactus In The Rear]

Whine 1 is that nobody else nicknames "Orions" to "Onions".

Whine 2 is that I was on canyon network and I was fighting 2 mechs (centurion and commando) I had LOS to a friendly standing in an adjacent grid square and he literally stood still and watched me die.

Edited by Xanilos, 24 March 2014 - 02:11 AM.

[Eglar]

played a locust, died 1:42 minutes after match started.

[Jon Gotham]

I won't be able to close my eyes because of Kjudoon's picture.
I suffer from insomnia to start with man!

[Kjudoon]

kamiko kross, on 24 March 2014 - 08:43 AM, said:

I won't be able to close my eyes because of Kjudoon's picture.
I suffer from insomnia to start with man!

Come join the rest of us in my company then. We'll at least keep you up at night laughing.

[Navy Sixes]

Non-smokers who get the entirety of the indoors during the crummy winter, then apparently think they should get the entirety of the outdoors as well come spring.

Oh, wait. In-game whine. Sorry.

Mechlab whining. Having to go back and figure out how to shoehorn an AMS into all of my builds, again. Having to make tough decisions with my module loadouts. A grudging acknowledgement that the game is at it's best when you can't have everything you want, when every build/play-style has a baked-in weakness you must learn to compensate for/expose in your enemy.

Frustrating, but challenging. So not really much of a whine, either... wait, I know...

Ghost heat took away all my pwn-toys. Developers bad, even though I don't know the first thing about game development. N00bs do the same dumb things I used to when I started playing, only now I know better so I get to judge/rant about how bad they are. Those are good whines, right?

Actually loved, followed, and occasionally contributed the old "Daily Whine." Just feelin' a little snarky today. Probably the "non-smoker" thing that set me off...

[Steinar Bergstol]

Had a PUG game on River City. Someone mentions on the team channel to stay together before the match starts. What's the first thing 90 percent of the team does at gamestart?

You guessed it. Scatter in all directions with no attention paid to where anyone else is going.

It didn't end well.

[MuffDiver1953]

Been playing for some time now...so sick of being killed with one shot ac 5 or 2, when I don't even have a % of damage. sorry PGI cant wait for Star citizen to come...

[Night Fury76]

spent the whole session with clan telling them lrm's are good now, and not op'd like they are crying about...
only to be snotted in the face dead by a stalker when my jenna just wasn't fast enough to make it to cover.

totally my fault.
as goose would say "you got killed because you were stupid"

[Magna Canus]

Just watched a respected forum poster begin loosing all faith in the comming CW, like at all, ever. The bad thing is it is contageous...

[Alaskan Nobody]

Xanilos, on 24 March 2014 - 01:08 AM, said:

Whine 1 is that nobody else nicknames "Orions" to "Onions".

I have been waiting for them to move up my list so I could do that.
Then playing the trial dragon (back when it was the trial heavy) pushed them down the list again....

Edit: almost makes you wish there was an -0N variant doesn't it?

Edited by Shar Wolf, 25 March 2014 - 11:24 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Magnakanus, on 25 March 2014 - 05:12 AM, said:

Just watched a respected forum poster begin loosing all faith in the comming CW, like at all, ever. The bad thing is it is contageous...

Some of them I know were having a bad day in general
(a few that I can think of have even posted apologies...)

Still hurts when it is happening though.

[Hopper Morrison]

Xanilos, on 24 March 2014 - 01:08 AM, said:

Whine 1 is that nobody else nicknames "Orions" to "Onions".

I've been doing that for 30 years.

My Orion V is nicknamed Doom Onion.

[Kjudoon]

Xanilos, on 24 March 2014 - 01:08 AM, said:

Whine 1 is that nobody else nicknames "Orions" to "Onions".

Whine 2 is that I was on canyon network and I was fighting 2 mechs (centurion and commando) I had LOS to a friendly standing in an adjacent grid square and he literally stood still and watched me die.

Orions have layers? Or they make you cry?

[Jon Gotham]

Erm...I'd like to say something nice actually.
Today an Atlas player, actually pushed with my mate to support him and ruin 3 lrm boats. Whilst I suppressed the lrm boats and their bodyguard with my Basscannon Hunchback (Ac2 troll). He steadfastly tanked hits for my mate in his cent and kept em busy whilst I moved up to lay down dps fire on their mates as they moved up.

So today my whine is I have nothing to whine about!

[Alaskan Nobody]

kamiko kross, on 25 March 2014 - 04:49 PM, said:

So today my whine is I have nothing to whine about!

The best kind!