Welcome brothers, the Cult of the Urbie is here to help you understand the true majesty of our Urban One and spread the word of our blessed one.
What? You're finding the amount of saltiness and seriousness to be a complete buzzkill in your usual games? Ever wondered why the Urbie is so beloved? Well, the Cult of the UrbanMech is here, and we are happy to help. Just follow these simple steps and you will be welcomed into the arms of your fellow trashcan drivers.
Step 1: Start a new MW:O Account, but change your existing name to have 'Urban' in there, for example 'MovinTarget' has taken the name 'UrbanTarget'.
Step 2: Complete the Academy, this will give you enough C-Bills to buy 3 Urbies, then use the money from your first 25 matches to buy a Mauler and viola! You now have a fully armed and operational FW DropDeck.
Step 3: Buy the for C-Bill colour red and paint all your Mechs for added speed/chance to shut down and be mistaken for a post box.
Step 4: Poke our glorious trashcan tyrant Movin/UrbanTarget and take your place within the ranks of the mighty CotU, for we are Legion.
... and that's it, go forth and spread the word of the urbie.
FAQ:
Why the Urbie?
Because. Revel in its majesty and feel its benevolent gaze touch your soul if it deigns to look in your direction.
This is the Cult of the Urbie? Why do I need a Mauler?
The minimum tonnage drop deck tonnage means you are not allowed to drop 4 Urbies (just one more proof of PGI heresy and lack of understanding) in Faction Warfare. After much deliberation and in-depth discussion it was decided the Mauler is the Assault Mech that aspires to be the Urbie the best. As much as they are wrong (the Stalker does it better), the Word of Urbie unites us all.
*cries* ... but I am a terrible person and don't like urbies ... *blubs*
Man up and accept the word of Urbie you worm.
Wont I be a detriment to my team taking Urbies? Isnt it just a slow light
No. Check with your fellow Prophets for recommended builds so you may smite the unbelievers with true trashcan retribution.
May I run other lesser Mechs on my Urbie Account?
It takes a true believer to run the Urbie, and while other Mechs will try to lure you in with promises of glory, The Great Urbie is a forgiving Master with the proper penance.
Edited by UrbanCognito, 31 December 2017 - 09:41 AM.