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Posted 10 December 2015 - 08:26 PM
Also, shout out to Mordale and BulletWasher from the Praetorians. They were our notable kills for the night. Mordale was felled on his way across the map to solo duel me and I bagged BulletWasher later in the match.

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Posted 12 December 2015 - 02:17 PM

That's some original artwork by The Brethren's very own Jason Zero!
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Edited by Nightmare1, 12 December 2015 - 02:18 PM.
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Posted 17 December 2015 - 05:52 PM
“Grandma Got Run Over by a Tempest”:
Grandma got run over by a Tempest,
As she left our Bay on Christmas Eve!
YOU can say there ain’t any Mech Phantoms,
But as for me and Lord Curm, we believe!
She’d been drinking too much ship grog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her favorite issue of Big Botts,
And staggered her way on out the door.
When we found her Christmas morning,
Facedown on the metal deck,
She had LRM pits on her forehead,
And incriminating pock-marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a Tempest,
As she left our Bay on Christmas Eve!
YOU can say there ain’t any Mech Phantoms,
But as for me and Lord Curm, we believe!
Now we’re all so proud of Lord Curm,
He’s been taking this so well,
See him in there reading Big Botts,
Drinking grog and gambling with his Huphup.
It’s not Christmas without Grandma,
All the Mechs are painted black,
And we just can’t help but wonder,
Should we open up her Botts or send them back?
(Open them up!)
Ooohhh!!!
Grandma got run over by a Tempest,
As she left our Bay on Christmas Eve!
YOU can say there ain’t any Mech Phantoms,
But as for me and Lord Curm, we believe!
Now the Crab is on the table,
And dessert of grog egg-nog,
And the black and silver candles,
That would have matched the paint on Grandma’s Mad Dog.
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors,
“Better watch out for yourselves,”
They should never build a Mech
That can boat so many LRM shelves!
Grandma got run over by a Tempest,
As she left our Bay on Christmas Eve!
YOU can say there ain’t any Mech Phantoms,
But as for me and Lord Curm, we believe!
Grandma got run over by a Tempest,
As she left our Bay on Christmas Eve!
YOU can say there ain’t any Mech Phantoms,
But as for me and Lord Curm, we believe!
And the sequel, “Lord Curm Got Run Over by an Archer!”
Lord Curm got run over by an Archer,
Coming out of Jason’s Christmas Day,
Grandma got a job out at the Lurm base,
I never knew she could pilot that way!
Lord Curm was out wenching until late,
Spending all of Grandma’s own C-bills,
He didn’t have enough to pay his grog tab,
So Jason tossed him out and down the hill.
Lord Curm stood there frozen in the flood lights,
He looked just as helpless as a Mist Lynx,
I don’t think he was afraid of dying,
I think he was afraid he’d toss his drinks!
Lord Curm got run over by an Archer,
Coming out of Jason’s Christmas Day,
Grandma got a job out at the Lurm base,
I never knew she could pilot that way!
Who’d have thought he’d end up as a Mech kill,
She squished him like an ant only flatter,
He could have escaped if he were quicker,
But after nerfs he wasn’t so agile.
Grandma cried and cried at Lord Curm’s funeral,
But not because we scraped him off the ground,
All the loot she got from his insurance,
Went to pay Jason for all those rounds!
Lord Curm got run over by an Archer,
Coming out of Jason’s Christmas Day,
Grandma got a job out at the Lurm base,
I never knew she could pilot that way!
Based on the following:
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer: https://play.google....ignid=kp-lyrics
Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck: http://www.cowboylyr...ruck-21811.html
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