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[InnerSphereNews]

Sat. June 23, 3049: Lustrix Commodities announces venture to duplicate successful merging of Terran animal stock with alien Turin bull.

[Pando]

Wait...what?

[Sierra19]

Instead of cows being mutilated by aliens, they're going to be getting frisky with them!

[ClawSmasha]

Isn't that genetically impossible? Second, why is this even in the news? Must be a slow day if the best they can find is making bulls reproduce with alien cattle.

[Vulpesveritas]

SCIENCE!

Edited by Vulpesveritas, 23 June 2012 - 09:02 AM.

[Mordozan]

Inter species coitus between Bovines and Aliens, may lead to innovations in bio mechanical augmentation research! WIN!

[ScientificMethod]

I would love to know where this came from hahaha

[Frollet]

i am so not eating that... gross

[matux]

How about giving out more beta keys....... forget the inter species mating.... unless you're going to film it!

[Bluey]

THATS JUST SO WRONG

Edited by Bluey, 23 June 2012 - 08:38 AM.

[collosus]

lolwut? why would we want to know about cows and... wait, better I don't wanna know

[Badfinger]

Now that's a lot of Bull!

[Scav3ng3r]

Mmm..... space meat.

[KingLordOfMaster]

That's disgusting!


... Give me two!

[Schtirlitz]

Alien meat hamburger?

[tedark1]

Sounds tasty.

[Chrome Hawk Xi]

Let's hope they don't reproduce the way Aliens do... Going to get a steak could be seriously life threatening!

[Farside]

Woo-hoo, we get to fight alien cows, there's a twist I didn't expect.

[Cole Christensen]

That actually makes me wonder: are there going to be wild-life roaming around on the maps? I think that would add quite a bit to the environment/mood to "accidently" stomp on these hybrid Turin bulls in my Atlas. Maybe have to wash off the mech afterwords in the Lab.

[Juvenal]

Now all they have to do is add in the overwhelming desire to be killed and eaten and the last argument of vegetarianism will be dead.

What do people think: pepper sauce or barbeque sauce with the steaks?