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#1 InnerSphereNews

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:00 AM

Sat. June 23, 3049: Lustrix Commodities announces venture to duplicate successful merging of Terran animal stock with alien Turin bull.

#2 Pando

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:18 AM

Wait...what?

#3 Sierra19

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:19 AM

Instead of cows being mutilated by aliens, they're going to be getting frisky with them!

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:22 AM

Isn't that genetically impossible? Second, why is this even in the news? Must be a slow day if the best they can find is making bulls reproduce with alien cattle.

#5 Vulpesveritas

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:26 AM

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SCIENCE!

Edited by Vulpesveritas, 23 June 2012 - 09:02 AM.


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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:26 AM

Inter species coitus between Bovines and Aliens, may lead to innovations in bio mechanical augmentation research! WIN!

#7 ScientificMethod

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:32 AM

I would love to know where this came from hahaha

#8 Frollet

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:33 AM

i am so not eating that... gross

#9 matux

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:34 AM

How about giving out more beta keys....... forget the inter species mating.... unless you're going to film it!

#10 Bluey

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:38 AM

THATS JUST SO WRONG

Edited by Bluey, 23 June 2012 - 08:38 AM.


#11 collosus

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:39 AM

lolwut? why would we want to know about cows and... wait, better I don't wanna know ;)

#12 Badfinger

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:43 AM

Now that's a lot of Bull!

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:54 AM

Mmm..... space meat.

#14 KingLordOfMaster

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:22 AM

That's disgusting!


... Give me two!

#15 Schtirlitz

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:37 AM

Alien meat hamburger?

#16 tedark1

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:38 AM

Sounds tasty.

#17 Chrome Hawk Xi

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:38 AM

Let's hope they don't reproduce the way Aliens do... Going to get a steak could be seriously life threatening!

#18 Farside

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:40 AM

Woo-hoo, we get to fight alien cows, there's a twist I didn't expect.

#19 Cole Christensen

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 10:09 AM

That actually makes me wonder: are there going to be wild-life roaming around on the maps? I think that would add quite a bit to the environment/mood to "accidently" stomp on these hybrid Turin bulls in my Atlas. Maybe have to wash off the mech afterwords in the Lab.

#20 Juvenal

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 10:17 AM

Now all they have to do is add in the overwhelming desire to be killed and eaten and the last argument of vegetarianism will be dead.

What do people think: pepper sauce or barbeque sauce with the steaks?





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