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[Skylarr]

How do you want your steak cooked?

[Cerlin]

Because mutant cross breed animals are awesome and totally random.

[Bushwacked]

herds of alien cows.. New achievement during game how many alien cows can you step on and/or shoot.

[FaustianQ]

Leave it to House Liao to go where no one else wants to

[Digs]

Hmmm Alan Turings Birthday

[blkhrt11214]

I hear they taste like chicken...

[Brien]

Juvenal, on 23 June 2012 - 10:17 AM, said:

Now all they have to do is add in the overwhelming desire to be killed and eaten and the last argument of vegetarianism will be dead.

What do people think: pepper sauce or barbeque sauce with the steaks?

You do not need sauce...well not when I cook.

[Dirk Le Daring]

Had to put this here...http://www.google.co..._TghmuZoEApeLXA

[captn rentoshi]

I wonder if you drink lots of this mutated cow's milk... will you get stronger? bigger? fatter? or would it kill kill you. Oh no, I just realized this is where mad space cow decease comes from.

[Hypernaut]

uuuum... I somewhat doubt that will be foodsafe....
I sure as hell won't eat aliensteaks - god knows what they will grow into in my belly... we all have seen it before!! no thx !

[Hypernaut]

Cole Christensen, on 23 June 2012 - 10:09 AM, said:

That actually makes me wonder: are there going to be wild-life roaming around on the maps? I think that would add quite a bit to the environment/mood to "accidently" stomp on these hybrid Turin bulls in my Atlas. Maybe have to wash off the mech afterwords in the Lab.

that will be too late - we all know that if you squish an alien cow, your leg will instantly melt of because the cows milk is pure highly concentrated acid ;P

[Daemoro]

Mordozan, on 23 June 2012 - 08:26 AM, said:

Inter species coitus between Bovines and Aliens, [snip] WIN!

Interspecies animal *********** in the news!

Brownchicken Browncow!!!

[Omigir]

Thus Clanners were born.. : | ?

[Freyar]

[verybad]

christopher1006, on 23 June 2012 - 08:22 AM, said:

Isn't that genetically impossible? Second, why is this even in the news? Must be a slow day if the best they can find is making bulls reproduce with alien cattle.

1. Nothing is genetically impossible. Take DNA from both species, splice the useful part into the egg, insert into the mommy cow, presto, genetic modification. Mating the two species is probably impossible, but cloning and other genetic modifications are 20th century technology.

2. No, the Inner Sphere news deosn't just do news about mechs or warfare. Something like this could be protentially huge in terms of economic results. The Battletech universe isn't just about warfare.

Hypernaut, on 23 June 2012 - 02:46 PM, said:

uuuum... I somewhat doubt that will be foodsafe....
I sure as hell won't eat aliensteaks - god knows what they will grow into in my belly... we all have seen it before!! no thx !

Steaks is steaks, don't be such a baby. If it is similiar to a cow, then it's delicious.

Edited by verybad, 23 June 2012 - 04:39 PM.

[Scav3ng3r]

Homeworld: Turin, Capellan Confederation
Environment: Arid plains
Type: Native, genetically altered
Body Shape: Four-legged
Coloring: Brown
Length: 340 cm
Height: 153 cm
Weight: 1,000-2,000 kg
Traits: Bad Smell (2), Domesticated, Shy
Skills: AniMelee (Ram) +3, Perception +3, Swimming +5
Size: Large (+1)
Armor: Thick furred hide [1/1/0/0]
Attack: [Bite: 1M/3], [Ram: 3M/2 (+1 per meter moved)]
Movement: 10/22/50 (Max Sprint: 2 turns)

Just sayin.

Edit: Oh, and because someone asked this, this is for you buddy!

Currently, Turin is the site of exciting new research as scientists
labor to make the milk of the Turin cow—indigestible by humans—
into something acceptable, if not palatable. Experiments
are underway to isolate the amino acids responsible for the milk’s
deleterious effects on humans and replace them with less poisonous
ones, but the work is proceeding slowly. Initial successes
by Star League-sponsored researchers have brought new investments
from nobles all around Turin, including Turin’s own Lama
von Avon. Adding a dairy component to Turin’s already bustling
meat industry would make the world an even greater economic
powerhouse.

Edited by Dijalin, 23 June 2012 - 06:36 PM.

[STORRM]

we do what we mush, becoz we can.

[Freyar]

Just a note.. protein is protein. Properly cooked it should be just like anything else.

[Norhiak]

this news bring me back memories for a movie: DEMOLITION MAN... Rat burger secuence... lol...

[Shawn Kerensky]

Background Lore:

System Name: Wright
Coordinates: 26.60, -293.40

[3025] Lustrix Commodities is one of the Confederation's largest manufacturer of drugs, medical support systems, and specialized anti-radiation burn treatments. Formed in 2410, the Lustrix is a major supplier to the Marik and Kurita markets (often operating illegally), though their continued development of new and effective biomedical compounds and artificial limbs prompt the authorities to wink at the firm's questionable trading practices. Lustrix has maintained good relations with members of ComStar, and has on more than one occasion assisted ComStar in averting plagues on other worlds. This friendly relationship no doubt adds to the general feeling of immunity many Lustrix executives enjoy.

Source: http://isatlas.teams...?planet=9744480

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