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[Elektrik]

TKG, on 26 April 2012 - 11:35 PM, said:

284 - Respond to any enemy annihilator with the phrase or anything similar "It's godzilla!"

Aww crap! That's a rule?! That's my favorite thing to do!!!

Edited by Elektrik, 14 May 2012 - 12:19 PM.

[Grease Stain]

Keep my mech in a pokeball.

As above for lancemates.

Yell out the names of my attacks over the external speaker system before I actually use them.

Spend more time thinking about the names of special attacks than listening to the tai-i.

[Aero Slasher]

play my music on all frequencies.

use farting noises as weapons

Edited by Aero Slasher, 17 May 2012 - 01:53 AM.

[ZeroKel]

Spew Japanese sounding gibberish over coms during training/battle. Again.

Edited by ZeroKel, 18 May 2012 - 08:14 PM.

[stinkmaw]

any of yall from Dragonmaw Guild in Battle tech Solaris back in like 1999? I see names and im haveing flashbacks TC, KillToy, Hunter?

[Paladin Brewer]

TC is around somewhere

[Kyll Long]

Elektrik, on 14 May 2012 - 12:19 PM, said:

Aww crap! That's a rule?! That's my favorite thing to do!!!

Godzirrah!

[Sleeping Bear]

Akane Yashiro, on 27 December 2011 - 12:17 AM, said:

27) I am no longer allowed to use the coms systems to warn of Gojira
27b) Nor Mothra
27c) Nor King Ghidora

28) I am no longer allowed to name my mech mecha-godzilla.

I really really REALLY want to name my mech Mecha-Godzilla now, although I might have to settle for Trogdor the Burninator.

And I am no longer allowed to paint Hanse Davions crest and Battlemaster scheme over Takashi Kurita-sama's.

[Carl Wrede]

Phalanx, on 21 November 2011 - 12:50 AM, said:

This is a House Kurita themed version of the common "Things I'm no longer allowed to do in... " threads.


I am no longer allowed to:

1) Use C3 Technology to play TeamFortress2 with my Lance.
2) Fire my PPC into the air and call it "fireworks"
3) Tell the ISF attache that the person I can't stand in my Lance is a Davion Spy
4) Refer to Pesht District Units as "Parade Units"
5) Ask any Rasahaugians in my Regiment if they know how to make swedish meatballs
6) Accuse the Quartermaster of being a Lyran spy because the ammo shipment was late
7) Attempt to perform a Tea Ceremony in my Thunderbolt


What are you longer allowed to do in the Arm of the Dragon(Vets feel free to include MPBT3025,NBT,ISW,etc. references)?

There will not be any Rasalhague people in your regiments any longer, besides making swedish meatballs is a state secret of the FRR

[Issad Bran]

I may no longer fire my arm-mounted missiles without first opening the launchtubes. Yes, seeing the entire arm fly off on a jet of fire is impressive but getting it back afterwards is a pain and displeases the coördinator.

I may no longer install explosive bolts into my dragon's center torso. Yes, the damage caused by directing the contents of my fusion engine into a single direction is impressive, but having to build a new one afterwards displeases the coördinator.

I may no longer rip off a large laser and wield it as a sword. The beam doesn't last long enough, the laser can't handle the lack of heatsinks and my lancemates didn't appreciate the backswing. Also, it displeases the Coördinator.

I may no longer use magic tricks to hide my fingers when the Coördinator asks me to pay for my failures.

I may not shout 'Henshin!' when putting on my neurohelmet. Wasteful words and lies displease the coördinator.

I may not paint each limb of my mech a different colour. Nonconformal colour-schemes displease the coördinator.

I may not fill my mech cockpit with water and rent it out as an open-air hot spring. Using military technology for non-military purposes displeases the Coördinator.

I may no longer strap a bag of tomato-juice to my belly when asked to commit seppuku. Fake suicides displease the Coördinator.

I may no longer dress up in a big yellow bird costume. Disguising oneself as the enemy displeases the Coördinator.

[Paladin Brewer]

Carl Wrede, on 26 May 2012 - 11:26 AM, said:

There will not be any Rasalhague people in your regiments any longer, besides making swedish meatballs is a state secret of the FRR

Not all Rasalhague people went to the FRR

[Cyote13]

Drink Mead

[Carl Wrede]

Paladin Brewer, on 26 May 2012 - 01:49 PM, said:

Not all Rasalhague people went to the FRR

No, only those that could.

[Paladin Brewer]

Carl Wrede, on 26 May 2012 - 02:41 PM, said:

No, only those that could.

Um....anyone could. I'll pretend that made sense for your sake

[WiCkEd]

DCM Zeus, on 21 November 2011 - 02:48 PM, said:

No more camping trips with commanders named "Hawk".

I can second that notion, the guy is just a tactical nightmare. I mean that in the worst possible way for his troops. He's a bigger threat to the dragon than all of Clan Smoke Jaguar. The man can't fight his way off of the toilet.

Much love for you Hawk but from now on just follow me cause we are not following you anymore.

[Gun Bear]

To step foot in Kuritan Space without a contract... ever... at all...

[Charles Martel]

Carl Wrede, on 26 May 2012 - 02:41 PM, said:

No, only those that could.

*Points to his IC persona, Sho-sa Charles Iichijiro Martel*

If it wasn't for the Combine, Rasalhague would have been annexed by the Lyrans and never seen independence. That said.......


I am not allowed to remind FRR personnel that some Rasalhaugians who joined the DCMS take their oaths to the Combine and House Kurita seriously and will not discard them.

Edited by Charles Martel, 28 May 2012 - 08:45 PM.

[Milltio]

-Not allowed to snipe colonels...
-Especially if its actually the coordinator in disguise...
-ESPECIALLY if it leads to another Kentares IV Massacare... serriously...

[Michael Rosario]

#? Battlemechs are not pokemon. I am no longer allowed to headshot and salvage every single variant mech on the map because the television advertisements told me I "gotta catch them all".

#?2 In accordance with above, I may no longer attempt to "bring out my urbanmech first, so it can get enough experience to evolve it into a mackie".

[Captain Fabulous]

I am no longer allowed to:
-pilot my Jenner naked
-borrow Omi's clothes as a solution to aforementioned
-play Frogger with my Jenner during urban scouting missions
-replace the ammuntion slots on an Urbie with cream, paint it yellow, and call it a Twurbie
-charge into battle with said Urbie in hopes of recreating a Hostess commercial.