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[Angry Viking]

I am no longer allowed to scream Sekiha Tenkyoken over the coms loudly everytime i alpha strike.

I am no longer allowed to gloat to my enemies that my skills have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations.

I am no longer allowed to reprogram my CO's mech to say its over 9000 when overheating.

I am no longer allowed to replace my entire lances ballistic and missle ammo with shurikens.

I am no longer allowed to refer to stealing my enemies mechs as gundam jacking.

I am no longer allowed to broadcast anything by Yoko Kanno or Yuki Kajiura to my lance in the heat of battle.

[rilianv]

I am no longer allowed to scream

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!" as I fire my arm mounted weapons

Edited by rilianv, 24 June 2012 - 03:26 PM.

[Charles Martel]

I am no longer allowed to play Universal Bunny when attacking a Davion heavy lance of Marauders with a lance of Phoenix Hawk LAMs.

Nor LION

Nor Aimo

And certainly not Angel Paints

Even if the other three mechs in the lance retreat when I core the cockpit of their lance leader.

Sidenote: TT is FUN!

Edited by Charles Martel, 24 June 2012 - 05:25 PM.

[rilianv]

Charles Martel, on 24 June 2012 - 05:19 PM, said:

I am no longer allowed to play Universal Bunny when attacking a Davion heavy lance of Marauders with a lance of Phoenix Hawk LAMs.

Nor LION

Nor Aimo

And certainly not Angel Paints

Even if the other three mechs in the lance retreat when I core the cockpit of their lance leader.

Sidenote: TT is FUN!

You are no longer to play any past, present, or future anime songs at any time

[Charles Martel]

rilianv, on 24 June 2012 - 06:03 PM, said:

You are no longer to play any past, present, or future anime songs at any time

Which I intend to violate so often it won't even be funny.

[dcmchaos]

Angry Viking, on 24 June 2012 - 01:10 PM, said:

I am no longer allowed to broadcast anything by Yoko Kanno or Yuki Kajiura to my lance in the heat of battle.

WHAT???? F that....

[rilianv]

Charles Martel, on 26 June 2012 - 03:04 PM, said:

Which I intend to violate so often it won't even be funny.

I intend to violate it as much as possible too.

[Ukyo Sonoda]

- I'm no longer allowed to use images from 4chan for psychological warfare...

-Say "nevermore" everytime I drop an enemy with a raven.

-Reinact Monty Python with my hatchetman when I find an enemy black knight.

- Replace the draconis combine emblems on the rookie mechs with bullseyes...

-Sell lance mates the ammo shipment stolen by my yakuza contacts that was on the way to us in the first place...

-Harass the mech designer of the katana for not actually putting a katana on the mech...
(addendum: This now apparently applies to the naginata, daikyu, no-dachi, and any other mech named after a weapon that doesn't have said weapon.)

-using the coolant resevior in my lancemates mech as storage for sake is frowned upon.

[Angry Viking]

I am no longer allowed to refer to enemy mechs as Knightmares, Zoids, arm slaves, gundams or mobile suits.

I am also banned from reciting the 9 levels of power over lancecoms continiously while on recon.

As well as saying Aku soko zan everytime I destroy an enemy.

Or calling my CO a zashuu.

[Tenrai]

Not allowed to watch anime through my neural helmet.

[william kane]

Not allowed to call my mech "Firebomba" and paint it bright red with yellow accents.

Not allowed to then strip the mech of all weapons and install concert speakers.

Definitely not allowed to requisition for a gauss rifle that shoots speaker pods so that even enemy mechs far away can listen to my songs.

[Rayspace]

Alexander Hadrios, on 29 November 2011 - 06:13 PM, said:

hmmm, i am no longer allowed to:

1. Install an illegal plugin into my mech allowing me to stream anime during battle and training.

2. Use afformentioned illegal plugin to stream Yaoi Hentai Anime to my commanders cockpit then blame it on my least favorite lance mate.

3. Try to start a religion venerating the Emperor where the standard reaction to bad things is to shout HERESY!!!

Thats Harusee to you!

[Snowcaller]

In the DCMS I may no longer...

Refer to my Hatamoto-Chi as a Thug.

Refer to my lancemate's Katana as a Crockett.

Enjoy stomping around in a Marauder configuration that infringes pre Star-League copyright.

Refer to Blake as Bla-e-keru-san.

Shout "BLADE-E-STORM-ORO!!!" for no apparent reason over comm chatter.

Think, "Wow, the Wolfhound is a good Mech' for the tonnage" aloud.

Expect my Mech' to do anything if I push toward, down, down-toward and hard punch on my controls.

Name my mech "Great Sage, Equal of Heaven"

[Suave]

I am no longer Allowed to Say "Gimme a Hand" to anyone in a Ghost Regiment......

I am no longer allowed to lash the Battalion's Jenners together with Myomer to "Tow Mah Wicked Dogsled"

I am no longer allowed to paint the Heads of No-Dachis like Guy Fawkes Masks

I am no longer allowed to train my company to do Synchronized Gymnastics in order to beat a Daishi.

I am no longer allowed to tell new recruits that "60% of the time, their PPC Fires Every time"

[rilianv]

I am no longer allowed to yell "Fist of the Fire Dragon!" as i fire the flamer in my firestarter.

[Voiddog]

Cant yell Chidori!! when I fire my ppc

[SOGNeon]

I have received a notice from the ISF that I am to refrain from sending hentai images of katrina steiner to lyran guard units.

and federated suns units...

and FWL units...

Edited by SOGNeon, 06 July 2012 - 03:29 PM.

[rilianv]

SOGNeon, on 06 July 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:

I have received a notice from the ISF that I am to refrain from sending hentai images of katrina steiner to lyran guard units.

and federated suns units...

and FWL units...

Don't send ones of Isis Marik, Kali Liao, Candice Allard Liao, Marthe Pryde, Diana Pryde or Omi Kurita either. and dont send them to the Capellan Confederation, clans, or the Rasalhague Republic either.

[Damion Sparhawk]

trip the commander's Atlas >.>

[LordDeathStrike]

rilianv, on 24 June 2012 - 03:26 PM, said:

I am no longer allowed to scream

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!" as I fire my arm mounted weapons

"FEEL THE WRATH OF THE KING OF HEARTS, BURNING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"