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[Hayden]

22) End my contract.
23) Purchase my supplies from a third party.
24) Haggle over the price of goods from my Kuritan suppliers.
25) Refund goods from my Kuritan suppliers.

Edited by Hayden, 18 December 2011 - 09:18 PM.

[Adridos]

Well, fellow Kuritans, you are not allowed to say you are honorable, quess why.

[T S Hawk]

[DCM]Zeus, on 21 November 2011 - 02:48 PM, said:

No more camping trips with commanders named "Hawk".

I have no idea what you are talking about and really I have no idea

[Elektrik]

T.S. Hawk, on 20 December 2011 - 04:40 PM, said:

I have no idea what you are talking about and really I have no idea

You're not the only 'Hawk' In the Draconis Combine -he was actually referring to 'Hawkcrest', whom we [DCM] refer to as 'Hawk'

Edited by Elektrik, 20 December 2011 - 09:11 PM.

[T S Hawk]

ah i see that had to do with the old mechwarrior series then

[Johann Eddie Haderer]

26.) no longer allowed to keep a yellow canary as a pet!

[Godzilla Enthusiast]

27) I am no longer allowed to use the coms systems to warn of Gojira
27b) Nor Mothra
27c) Nor King Ghidora

28) I am no longer allowed to name my mech mecha-godzilla.

[Ursus_Spiritus]

29) Asking Victor if the kid Omni is carrying is really his?


/whistles innocently

Edited by 8100d 5p4tt3r, 27 December 2011 - 10:16 AM.

[Datum]

draw the incorrect dragon on the insignia

[Felicitatem Parco]

30) Forget your jumping-jacks in the morning.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 27 December 2011 - 10:49 AM.

[DFDelta]

31.) I am not longer allowed to hang pictures of godzilla in front of my lancemates external cameras.

[Hayden]

Datum, on 27 December 2011 - 10:29 AM, said:

draw the incorrect dragon on the insignia

Yet I find myself strangely at peace with this.

[Elektrik]

T.S. Hawk, on 21 December 2011 - 02:49 PM, said:

ah i see that had to do with the old mechwarrior series then

Who you calling 'old'?

[Forge McCain]

I'm no longer allowed to..

32] Go around the battle field picking up the spent laser bolts
33] Launch hamsters from my SRM
__33a] especially not while screaming "Go for the Eyes!!" over the comms
34]Let my insigina fade to a 'pleasing pink' on purpose.

Edited by Forge McCain, 20 January 2012 - 07:00 PM.

[Armored Yokai]

Chauffeur, on 21 November 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:

8) dull my commander's knife before he goes before a review committee.
9) False Flag as a Steiner Assault lance using only Mediums.
10) paint my mech in red bodysuit paint and call her Taki.
11) Call out my commander for stealing my kill.
____11a) Not that I'm implying you stole my kill sir. Please leave my other hand alone.
12) Hack into other lance's C3 systems
____12a) Especially not for cybersex
13) Scream "The Black Ship has come!" whenever an enemy dropship arrives.
14) Mouth off to anyone whose last name is Kurita.

mmm takis

[Godzilla Enthusiast]

35) I am no longer allowed to challenge the clan to a dance off in a trial of possession. (in my defense that Jade Falcon star commander totally got served.)

Edited by Akane Yashiro, 11 January 2012 - 05:02 PM.

[Snowcaller]

In the DCMS i am no longer allowed to;

36) Replace the Inferno Compound in lowly infantry's SRM's with Wasabi.
37) Paint a Hachimaki on my carefully camouflaged 'Mech.
38) Put my Tai-Shu's sushi in the microwave oven as it 'seemed a bit cold'.
39) Expect 'But it was really good quality!" to be a defence for #36
40) Expect 'Who cares? They're only infantry!' to be a defence for #36
41) Expect my Commanding officer sniggering at #40 being akin to acquittance.

[dcmchaos]

T.S. Hawk, on 21 December 2011 - 02:49 PM, said:

ah i see that had to do with the old mechwarrior series then

Actually no....but the whole story is far too horrible to relate, and probably violates this websites TOS as well

[Elektrik]

dcmchaos, on 17 January 2012 - 03:23 PM, said:

Actually no....but the whole story is far too horrible to relate, and probably violates this websites TOS as well

Don't do it Chaos-you'll scare them all away ;-)

[Reinheart]

42) No longer make long grunting noises to power up my mech for 30 mintues before battle
43) Play with buddahs ears, pretending they are airplanes
44) Do not where a playboy apron in the mech and call my self Shiela