In fact, I agreed with those calling for a reconsideration of the balance between Clan and Inner Sphere. I read the posts and found many of them well reasoned and well thought out.
But, then I read the posts by Clan players and I must admit... I was totally wrong all along. So are the majority of the player base... you are all just plain wrong. It was the plethora of vociferous Clan player denials that won me over, along with this gleaming nugget of pure, unbiased wisdom from a Ghost Bear player:
"In short:
IS has better laser vomit, better LRM's, better PPC's, better SRM's, better autocannons.
Amusingly enough, I.S. tech far outstrips clan tech, as much as people hate to admit it now."
Now, I know what you must be saying, "Aren't those are denials an attempt to preserve their poorly balanced advantages?" and "How can so many rational I.S. player simultaneously be wrong about the balance issues?"
"Bah", I say! You MUST stop distracting from the issue with these spurious assertions of empirically verifiable facts. The Clan players KNOW that the I.S. has better tech in every mechanical way. How can you deny that? Why would any Clan player ever assert such a blatant falsehood?
Furthermore, we must face the sad reality that the I.S. technological superiority and imbalance in favor of the I.S. implies: All the I.S. players are, by an unfathomable coincidence, the worst players in the game and the Clan players are (by an equally amazing coincidence) true, sterling examples of mech playing paragons in every conceivable way.
Never mind how this bizarre division of players came to be or the astronomical odds against such a natural misdistribution; that is a question best not pursued by the weaker I.S. player minds not fit to bear the weight of intellectual heavy lifting.
What is REALLY important to know is this: Saddled with this enormous and unjust disadvantage, the Clan players have risen above their shoddy equipment and steamrolled their way across the I.S. with aplomb, humility, grace, and an inspiring dedication to fair play that inspires us all to rise above whatever similarly crippling circumstances we may face in our own lives (such as cancer or homelessness).
There is lesson be learned here; a deep moral lesson. And, in units across the Inner Sphere it is being learned against all odds. I.S. players are turning from the unjust and reprehensibly imbalanced advantages of I.S. tech, and going over to the Clan side of CW.
Now, you may find it amazing that such horrible players and blatant liars like that I.S. lot could be convinced to turn from their horrible and unfair mechanical advantages, but its happening.
You will be all the more amazed to learn that the Clan players have not been selfish in their obviously superior skills and amazing dedication to overcoming the Clan tech disadvantage. The improved victory ratios of those converts to the Clan side are a true testament to unselfish sharing. The old guard Clan players have unselfishly shared their inherently superior secrets to victory,allowing these new Clan converts to excel in these new (inferior) mechs as well! In this holiday season, the generosity is truly inspiring!
But, let us not dwell simply on this new learning and the radically, astronomically increased play skills of those unselfish, advantage denying new Clan players... the true miracle here is he speed involved in he teaching of these new superior play skills. The continued march of the Clans, unabated by the disadvantage of absorbing a massive influx of all those substandard players, clearly indicates that the old guard Clan players have learned long lost secrets of martial instruction once reserved to Viet Nam era drill instructors and the legendary senseis of the mythic age.
That is why this CW turn of events goes far beyond the implications inside of a simple video game. This is truly a turning point for he world; pedagogy as we know it will be changed forever by these selfless, divinely inspired souls.
I, for one, would like to be the first to welcome of Clan player overlords.
Edited by Wendigo Vendetta, 28 December 2014 - 09:12 PM.