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[Chiron]

Thanks for all the troll love! In honor of the new Maluer (dakka trolls?) and BK (all builds?), let's resurect this thread, and see what you sociopaths have cooked up!

I'll post my ac5x6 and ac2x6 dakka mailer later tonight, cause lol.

[Not A Real RAbbi]

6x Flamer JR7-F.

[Native]

you call those troll builds? this is a troll build:

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...eb2402c2914ed7b

or this:

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...1c401c385839f70

7 tag... dont forget 32 single heat sinks to keep those tag lazorz cool

Edited by Native, 28 September 2015 - 03:40 PM.

[TarkaTarquol]

A fun, but horridly nonviable build is the Max LL Dire Wolf. DWF-PRIME

If you're going to run hot, why not go the whole nine yards?
(Do not disable override and alpha. You will instantly implode. Fun desperation move tho)

[Not A Real RAbbi]

Can't go wrong with the 7x ERPPC BLR "Death Star". One shot, guaranteed to overheat and self-destruct, ALMOST guaranteed to kill the target.

[Tylerchu]

I mean...you could do an AC/40 mauler
http://mwo.smurfy-ne...3be9286d6f16f51

[Night Thastus]

I like that LRM-Huggin, but I think it could be *slightly* better if you did this:
http://mwo.smurfy-ne...d7a1c6ed956c4df

(Little more speed + close range support)

[Night Thastus]

Oh, I forgot my favorite build of all time:

Cicadas never die, they are just reborn anew.

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...40d371f31c09454

EDIT: Dual Gauss Cicada

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...d909d47300f9c7c

EDIT: Combining the ultra-power of AC/2's and MG's is...
http://mwo.smurfy-ne...db4984a428e5cee

Edited by Night Thastus, 28 September 2015 - 09:19 PM.

[stalima]

Native, on 28 September 2015 - 03:34 PM, said:

you call those troll builds? this is a troll build:

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...eb2402c2914ed7b

or this:

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...1c401c385839f70

7 tag... dont forget 32 single heat sinks to keep those tag lazorz cool

to be a true troll build it at least needs to LOOK like its capable of taking something down, and technically is... but the whole idea surrounding it makes little to no sense at all

like that dual gauss blackjack i put on page 4, its an absoloutley rediculous idea and can at least hurt something but practicality and sensibilty were the first things it gauss'd

[0vertorque]

I've used a Hollander couple times. Always got a WTF from both teams.

Edited by Soldaris, 12 October 2015 - 07:13 PM.

[FalconerGray]

loopala, on 04 February 2015 - 02:43 PM, said:

i give you the littlest LRM boat

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...8643df1cbc6f380

OMG at the end of the match i get at least one of my team mates losing their mind spectating this thing. ah the times i have been told to just "uninstall the game" are priceless. running away chain firing lrm on timbers really gets them hot .

Posting a LCT-1M in a troll thread....should have used a stock one for maximum effect.

[Lunatic_Asylum]

Think about what you can do with this beast. You could conquer planets! Galaxies! Universes!!!

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...5feccea32e75241

(Executioner)

Tactics: chase lights with MASC as you hit them with lasers augmented with TC. Burn and MG big 'Mechs. Surprise the enemy with your blinking Tag!
Use the probe to spot whom to chase all over the map or poke out to spot!

P.S. Do not thank me for giving away my best build.


Spider the Silly

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...e6d37f1491cdd27

Spot for the team. Tag them. Just be careful not to shoot anyone too hard with that short laser!

Edited by Lunatic_Asylum, 13 October 2015 - 09:03 PM.

[Dogan]

Sleek34, on 19 February 2015 - 12:02 PM, said:

Ye ol BoomRaven

I did quite well in the AC20 raven. I'd be darting in and out of the scrum, using my jets in every manner possible. Overheated it once (as in overheated to death). Damn fine experience really.

[The Basilisk]

My favorite trollbuild ?
Loocky here : Da mighty GAUSS SPIDER

Or the ScoutJageger is always fun 65T with over 6dps at 93kph Its allways funny to see a light going all wtf when he realizes he is beeing followed by a heavy with same loadout and double his armour and just can't get away fast enough.

Or something that is not trolling in a sensless kind of fashion but shows how broken and wrong the mechmodification and loadout system for IS Mechs is. TheMetaHound
A 35T with 3 heavy energy weapons, full armor and going just over 100kph and still beein able to deliver two alphas. THAT is hillarious !

Edited by The Basilisk, 27 November 2015 - 02:55 AM.

[mad kat]

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...f86e0cc764277db

http://mwo.smurfy-ne...1abc51b639f4ea5

.........Because i can. : p

[Tim East]

Ultra-slow dual LPL COM-TDK. Surprisingly dangerous, mostly because it's easy to ignore even with the obnoxious green paint I like to sport.

[Lunatic_Asylum]

I use something like this:

The Ultimate Stalker http://mwo.smurfy-ne...2ed0c6677f1829f

On newer maps, it takes me 5-8 minutes to get to the firing spot. PGI should fix that by spawning me closer!

This 'Mech cannot walk backwards too.

Edited by Lunatic_Asylum, 29 November 2015 - 08:46 PM.

[Fox With A Shotgun]

CDA-3C 2x AC20

Because why not. It's good for a one-shot laugh!
CDA-3F(L) Poptartcada

And the classical poptartcada. It flies!

Edited by ArcturusWolf, 29 November 2015 - 09:26 PM.

[Johny Rocket]

I only bring 1 laser because I only need 1

SDR-5V

It should come with official Poptart camo.

Edited by Tractor Joe, 29 November 2015 - 11:36 PM.

[Champion of Khorne Lord of Blood]

6 AC2 Mauler.

Nothing is better than one shotting that Arctic Cheetah's last side torso as he flies through the air in an attempt to take out an ally then seeing the instant DC.