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[Khereg]

crustydog, on 26 June 2015 - 04:14 PM, said:

I am saying now there is absolutely no truth that as a Canadian I have entered into a plan to move to San Diego in order to marry a certain young officer, (thus exploiting a recent US Supreme Court decision,) and thereby become an American citizen, solely for the purpose of removing my Canada tag from the Mercstar server.

California tag incoming.

And congrats.

Edited by Khereg, 26 June 2015 - 04:20 PM.

[Creag]

Armando, on 26 June 2015 - 12:22 PM, said:

I can confirm that I in it for the cookies.

Armando lives in the cookie jar

[Armando]

Creag, on 26 June 2015 - 04:33 PM, said:

Armando lives in the cookie jar

I resemble that remark.

[Coolcat33333]

I dislike old Canadians.

crustydog, on 26 June 2015 - 04:14 PM, said:

The O in Occult signifies the hidden aspect of the nature of certain cult societies. I'm not saying publicly anything about the things I have seen and heard at Mercstar. However, we old guys have a time tested saying of our own... and that is "Where there is smoke there is fire."

I have come here today to say openly to one and all, what with all of this talk of sacrificed Canadians, and given the ease of which I was invited into the Mercstar inner sanctums... I am saying now there is absolutely no truth that as a Canadian I have entered into a plan to move to San Diego in order to marry a certain young officer, (thus exploiting a recent US Supreme Court decision,) and thereby become an American citizen, solely for the purpose of removing my Canada tag from the Mercstar server.

I flat out deny this totally unfounded accusation, and I feel that I must also say that anyone who could even think up such a devious and morally questionable plan of action is probably a very dangerous person indeed.

Furthermore, and for the record, just because I and this certain young American happened to leave MWO for a six week summer hiatus on exactly the same day, and then just so happened to return on exactly the same evening, does not mean anything at all more than a purely coincidental happenstance, and absolutely nothing whatsoever should be read into that. There is nothing to see here.

For me, Mercstar has always been happy time with milk and cookies for all.

[Antonius Rex]

+1 for the excessive use of the term "Canadian"

[JohnnyBlue07]

Man you guys are funny as hell. Great thread. 10/10 IGN

I did hear that MS are a bunch of vampires. That's why they're so deadly at night and multiply like rabbits. *adjusts tinfoil hat*

[Soulstrom]

I heard that -MS- was, out to find the anti-life equation!

p.s. I have been told that Lex Luthor has it on Terra

Edited by Soulstrom, 01 July 2015 - 09:14 AM.

[Xavier]

Soulstrom, on 01 July 2015 - 09:13 AM, said:

I heard that -MS- was, out to find the anti-life equation!

p.s. I have been told that Lex Luthor has it on Terra

why do you think we are currently working on a a complete barricade of terra?

[Khereg]

I heard -MS- wasn't satisfied with spawn camping and started preemptively destroying lobbies in CW.

[Clownwarlord]

I know it probably has been said but this is true ... they broke CW. PGI said so with this latest patch.

[Tom Sawyer]

Sorry those lobbies where actually word of blake bolt holes. We HAD to destroy them.

[Kmieciu]

Some say that if you meet them in group queue, there's probably a cease fire in affect.

[Pastor Priest]

I heard Mercstar's proficiency at seal clubbing is the reason polar bears are endangered.

[Chef Kerensky]

ISF agents tell stories of venerable Mercstar pilots bravely dropping en masse to ensnare entire undefended worlds, valiantly pressing forward against the tides of nothing even as turret after turret inflicts casualties on their ranks. Occasionally a company is stopped by a stiff breeze or small animal and still they capture planet after planet. Awe-inspiring.

[Kmieciu]

Some say they drop Airstrikes and use Coolant in every drop... even testing grounds.

Edited by Kmieciu, 19 August 2015 - 11:06 AM.

[Spleenslitta]

Mercstar mercs have been bribed to roll in their own dung 3 times daily whenever they travel away from their mainbase planet.
Because of this they are spreading plague wherever they go. Naturally the bribes are paid by the Skaven plague monks worshiping the Horned Rat.

Once the humans get weak enough from the plague the Skaven shall rise and rule all.

[Ninjivitis]

I heard Mercstar is a pretty cool guy. He has a website and does not afraid of anybody.

[Khereg]

[Armando]

Prepaid Lenin, on 19 August 2015 - 03:19 PM, said:

I heard that NKVA has more than one account on the inside of mercstar

I heard that every GOOD unit has had people working with or are in mercstar for quite some time now....however, hearing that mercstar opened the door to all the OTHER units too is, "news".

Edited by Armando, 19 August 2015 - 04:11 PM.

[Armando]

Armando, on 19 August 2015 - 04:04 PM, said:

I heard that every GOOD unit has had people working with or are in mercstar for quite some time now....however, hearing that mercstar opened the door to all the OTHER units too is, "news".

I tried to write this post in NKVA's native language but its hard enough to understand 'snark'....let alone write it.