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[Kin3ticX]

I sexually Identify as Battlemech. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stomping across the wastelands slinging armor penetrating rounds on disgusting Clanners. People say to me that a person being a Battlemech is very impossible and that I’m ******** but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install fusion power, armor, and an anatomically correct Autocannon-20 on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Mechman and respect my right to alphastrike needlessly and secure kills. If you can’t accept me as normal you’re a Mechaphobe and need to check your robot privilege and respect my safe space. Thank you all for being so understanding.

[Carl Vickers]

Kin3ticX, on 16 July 2016 - 04:06 PM, said:

Mercstar will be canonized in the next 20 battletech novels



Mercstar likes structure quirks because its like having free rear armor to protect us from pugs

FTFY

[Tom Sawyer]

Kin3ticX, on 19 July 2016 - 08:14 PM, said:

I sexually Identify as Battlemech. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stomping across the wastelands slinging armor penetrating rounds on disgusting Clanners. People say to me that a person being a Battlemech is very impossible and that I’m ******** but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install fusion power, armor, and an anatomically correct Autocannon-20 on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Mechman and respect my right to alphastrike needlessly and secure kills. If you can’t accept me as normal you’re a Mechaphobe and need to check your robot privilege and respect my safe space. Thank you all for being so understanding.

Let this be a warning. If Kin3ticx errr Mechman says would you like to see my autocannon be afraid. Very afraid. He takes shooting you in the back to a whole new level. And for the love of Blake DO NOT ask him about his special decals.

[Daidachi]

Tom Sawyer, on 20 July 2016 - 03:48 AM, said:

Let this be a warning. If Kin3ticx errr Mechman says would you like to see my autocannon be afraid. Very afraid. He takes shooting you in the back to a whole new level. And for the love of Blake DO NOT ask him about his special decals.

Lord help us if he asks us to help change his omnipods!

[Armando]

Kin3ticX, on 19 July 2016 - 08:14 PM, said:

I sexually Identify as Battlemech. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stomping across the wastelands slinging armor penetrating rounds on disgusting Clanners. People say to me that a person being a Battlemech is very impossible and that I’m ******** but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install fusion power, armor, and an anatomically correct Autocannon-20 on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Mechman and respect my right to alphastrike needlessly and secure kills. If you can’t accept me as normal you’re a Mechaphobe and need to check your robot privilege and respect my safe space. Thank you all for being so understanding.

Your long lost momma?...



...that woman had a sexy set of love handles, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do.

Edited by Armando, 20 July 2016 - 06:47 PM.

[Kin3ticX]

[MischiefSC]

I was still at a formative age when Battletech came out. I had BT posters on my walls and Natasha Kerensky looking sexy on a Marauder....

Dem PPCS.

I could tell she was a bad girl and I didn't really even understand what that means.

Oh Natasha. You can sack my New Delos anytime.

[Groutknoll]

Kin3ticX, on 19 July 2016 - 08:14 PM, said:

I sexually Identify as Battlemech. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of stomping across the wastelands slinging armor penetrating rounds on disgusting Clanners. People say to me that a person being a Battlemech is very impossible and that I’m ******** but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install fusion power, armor, and an anatomically correct Autocannon-20 on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Mechman and respect my right to alphastrike needlessly and secure kills. If you can’t accept me as normal you’re a Mechaphobe and need to check your robot privilege and respect my safe space. Thank you all for being so understanding.

Mechman, do you have all the weapons to be used at all ranges? If i remember your best attack is lambda delta lambda, will you be changing this?

[Kin3ticX]

Groutknoll, on 20 July 2016 - 10:00 PM, said:

Mechman, do you have all the weapons to be used at all ranges? If i remember your best attack is lambda delta lambda, will you be changing this?

INITIATE ATTACK PATTERN LAMBDA OMICRON LAMBDA

I have weapons for all ranges and can satisfy both emotional and physical needs directly and indirectly

[Lord Baconburger]

Daidachi, on 20 July 2016 - 04:40 AM, said:

Lord help us if he asks us to help change his omnipods!

No

[Daidachi]

Lord Baconburger, on 20 July 2016 - 11:54 PM, said:

No

Because they're 'reinforcement' omnipods, and thus not available to the populace at large?

[Baulven]

I heard mercstar are all scientologists worshipping xenu.

[Kin3ticX]

Mercstar killed the ghostbusters remake (they didnt)

[Tom Sawyer]

Rumor has it MS unit members actually think they have been playing Critter-Tek ( http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Critter-TEK ) all this time. They have failed to realized that Russ is not actually the big cheese commissioner who seeks to cheat and make illegal profits on playing the teams against each other.

[Kin3ticX]

Edited by Kin3ticX, 24 July 2016 - 12:12 AM.

[Czarr]

Baulven, on 21 July 2016 - 07:42 AM, said:

I heard mercstar are all scientologists worshipping xenu.

I heard they are illuminati

[MaxFool]

Baulven, on 21 July 2016 - 07:42 AM, said:

I heard mercstar are all scientologists worshipping xenu.

Czarr, on 24 July 2016 - 12:42 AM, said:

I heard they are illuminati

Obviously they are the scientologists who have taken charge of illuminati.

[Armando]

MaxFool, on 24 July 2016 - 04:58 AM, said:

Obviously they are the scientologists who have taken charge of illuminati.

The Illuminati created [-MS-]


Evidence??

[Khereg]

Armando, on 25 July 2016 - 08:43 PM, said:

The Illuminati created [-MS-]


Evidence??

The Illuminati are too smart to leave evidence. Any "evidence" you find points to a false trail.

Or maybe the false trail is the actual deception...

Rumor has it, anyway.

[MischiefSC]

MS is a shell unit created by SWOL, because SWOL is the Illuminati.