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[Schnuffs]

This was going to happen sooner or later, figured sooner would be best.....many probably not so much.

Post your Chuck Norris jokes or any joke you would find funny here.

I'll start:

When life gives Chuck Norris lemons Chuck gives life water and sugar and says make it your self.

I'm hoping for better than this......I like pie.

[Tarmok II]

OMG CHUCK NORRIS JOKES

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice

for more just use googel^^

[SquareSphere]

[feor]

I prefer the Bruce Campbell Facts, as seen on http://www.brucefacts.com/

my favorite: "Bruce Campbell doesn't teabag. He potatosacks."

[A dog]

Chuck Norris can single handedly surround his victims.

[Redbear6]

When the Boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Kevin Kirov]

I have a word document with 27 pages of these somewhere.

Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter Scale.

Chuck Norris can move faster than the speed of ligiht, this mean if you turn on the light switch, you would be dead before the light comes on.

Edited by Kevin Kirov, 14 December 2011 - 02:26 PM.

[KingCobra]

Chukky Norbest for the win

[Stahlseele]

Chuck Norris isn't all that.
If he were, he'd be here smashing my face into my keybohv<xjfhv<fhv<öjxkbv<vjbiof<fbhfdfjj

[neutronbeam]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table of the Elements...he only believes in the element of surprise.

[feor]

A-dog, on 13 December 2011 - 06:49 PM, said:

Chuck Norris can single handedly surround his victims.

That sounds more like the punchline to a "Yo mama's so fat..." joke.

[A dog]

Chuck Norris can describe the taste of distilled water

[FireNova]

[FireNova]

Contrary to popular opinion, CSJ isn't really dead. Its just rebuilding under the leadership of Chuck Norris.

[FireNova]

It has been said that Lincoln Osis survived the Battle of Tukayyid because Chuck Norris said so. Lincoln's death on Strana Mechty was simply due to a "disagreement" he had with Chuck Norris and not based in any way on Victor's actions (it was actually Chuck Norris in disguise).

[FireNova]

In actuality, the HPG 'Blackout' in the Dark Ages storyline was actually caused by Chuck Norris. Also, contrary to popular opinion, it isn't Word of Blake technology that keeps Fortress Republic safe from attacks: Its Chuck Norris. (Hence why House Kurita's attempt to penetrate Fortress Republic space was 'stopped cold').

[FireNova]

'The Master' is in fact Chuck Norris.

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If you want any more information, you might be able to find me at the Benefactor's Bar...

I'll occasionally post on the regular forums, but for any sensitive matters you'll have to contact me outside their watch...


I ask you to repost this... I hope you will.
In the meantime, ask yourself: Who is nubnub? Is he your friend?


One of Paul's Comstar transmission was decoded as follows:

Operations:Online
Communications:Online
TempWatch:Online
All Systems Nominal

Now, tmpwatch is a Linux command that scans local directories for information that has not been accessed for a long period of time upon transitioning from one directory to the next... this could be a coincidence with nubnub's activity and the "friendships" between the developers and other profiles that exhibited very little if any forum activity. I think it might be the assembly signal for an invading army... see below.

• EDIT MARCH31/APR1

Nubnub has been hoarding friends. Recently he has been friending large numbers of profiles that have been inactive since the launch of the forums (late October, early November). Kyle has also been getting these particular friendships, and he has been viewing their profiles for extended periods of time. I think the Developers' friends are activating profiles for the FF Beta!

• Edit Apr2

Many profiles are now logging into MWO for the first time since it's inception, going to nubnub's profile, and liking him. I don't mean nubnub is liking them, I mean they are seeking out and friending nubnub. these are zero-activity profiles logging in for the first time in 6+ months, no allegiance icons, no posts, they just friend nubnub and log out. How do I know this? I have been tracking them... I frequently visit nubnub's profile and then visit all of his most recent friends - The majority of the time these profiles have between 2->20 profile views and between 0->3 forums posts... but occassionally I find a profile with ZERO profile views! You have to view someone's profile in order to add them as a friend, and the 'profile views" counter does not count your current viewing session as a view, that means nubnub DID NOT go to them to add them as a friend or nubnub's act of viewing their profile would have been logged in the system; they went to nubnub's profile and added him!












These profiles have not been visited by nubnub, yet he managed to befriend them. They sought him out!



It is now known that nubnub is a member of TempWatch, a secret tracking commission approved by ComStar!
See the images posted under MWO Statistics part 2, the images tag him as a TempWatch member.



Profiles to watch = Maxwolf, Coche, Prowler, Enemy Violent
They have suspicious liks to Kyle and should be monitored.

Additional news: Paul's previous comm looks like an RSA key:
Wnk3ZKtVDBI4jLwjt7J38bgwFt8a8XriKkR2qluaYPj/r9dyq/V8jPB2ES6yMiaj82md5b4uOIhKdz+TmMyIhzPdL9SwDlWeLYjtl0b2wD8qQhZVTayPG5neKWJpIbTzFQxUKWRM2bIbjy/0fUJjXy4cJFozqL1+QQYwtPkOLWpoJQLeoeoAo3Ozp+1AbeL8QxXgg9tVvS6e4/sgsygoUQ==

And the encrypted data is:
[BEGIN]
crXOW6vyFLxohUZE9XE4cOgB6b1rDJUKdrxqYz8nm3kFw8IbhL+D4yoJU6seXsVy5G9HDBssju+PHOTDxj+b1hOPdq328mrvjsg/I/gftuwcGF4HJbobpznXTGs3SlO/N3BkWTu2MCDaSgApOWspU8B2qV/k8kQTaxyCBrcRNzA=
[END]

Try to decrypt this if you can, but I might be totally wrong about the encryption method.



THEY ARE COMING
The thread linked above is some kind of intercepted propaganda transmission from the outer periphery







ComStar Message
ID 188329-933A-TERRA

[UNSCRAMBLED FULL BROADCAST]
Initiate Operation Com Shield.
Go commands: IRENE
[END]


At least they will try to save us, even though they are only trying to save themselves.



Again, DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD, AND DO NOT POST ITS LOCATION. YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE, BUT DO NOT REPLY OR DISCLOSE THIS LOCATION

Edited by Prosperity Park, 06 April 2012 - 01:52 PM.

[Karn Evil]

Chuck Norris was the opponent for the first-ever battle-testing of the Elemental powered-armor. The subsequent (And literal) curb-stomping that followed quite thoroughly explains the popularity of the Elemental.

Chuck Norris once got drunk and read a list of Chuck Norris "Facts". Believing them to be true, he picked a fight with an Atlas. Oops.

[Karn Evil]

Too bad for Chuck Norris that he forgot that boots aren't quite a match for nineteen tons of armor. Squish.