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[Felicitatem Parco]

The only thing Chuck Norris fears is accidentally kicking a hole in the fabric of space.

[FireNova]

Hanse Davion once cared about ruling the Inner Sphere, but then he took a roundhouse to the knee.

[Damion Wolf]

Karn Evil, on 27 December 2011 - 05:13 PM, said:

Too bad for Chuck Norris that he forgot that boots aren't quite a match for nineteen tons of armor. Squish.

I think you miss the point of Chuck Norris facts. One of your ancestors must have taken a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris in the past. That would explain your addled state.

Chuck Norris was the real target on Kentares IV and Turtle Bay. His summer home was in the Lyons Thumb until 3062 when he moved to what was left of the Free Rasalhague Republic to "get away from all of the tension." One day after he left the region the Draconis Combine annexed it.

Somebody was, in fact, able to harness the power of the Chuck Norris roundhose kick. Their names were Thomas Kearny and Tokayoshi Fuchida.

[Felicitatem Parco]

The K/F drive is just a conspiracy... The REAL source of jump drives are flywheels that get spun-up by a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris, and jumpships feed off the rotational energy.

[Elpeo Ple]

I haven't found this meme funny in 4 years, and it still boggles me why people continue to make up these jokes.

[Orcinus]

Elpeo Ple, on 17 January 2012 - 10:00 AM, said:

why people continue to make up these jokes

Maybe it's an Oldtype thing?

[Chuckie]

The sun does not set on Chuck(ie) Norris, without his permission.

[Elpeo Ple]

Orcinus, on 17 January 2012 - 10:46 AM, said:

Maybe it's an Oldtype thing?

Their souls are bound down by gravity!

[FireNova]

Contrary to popular opinion, it wasn't the Confederacy that created the now popular siege tank in StarCraft lore, it was Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris could have the idea of combining a tank and an artillery piece together in one machine to produce a tactic that is not very well known as "the roundhouse strat". Basically, to mass up as many siege tanks to destroy the everliving stuff out of any ground units that Chuck Norris didn't want to waste a REAL roundhouse kick on.....except Immortals...now they get roundhoused.....that unit too was Chuck Norris' idea in case anyone else used that strat against him.....either way Chuck Norris wins.

[FireNova]

The Zerg are in fact, the end result when scientists tried to mix Chuck Norris' DNA with someone elses.

[FireNova]

The Protoss are the opposite, when Chuck Norris is allowed to make an alien race using his OWN DNA ALONE.

[Ironchild]

One day, in Texsas, Chuck Norris was walking bair foot through some tall grass when SUDENLY!!! A deadly rattle snake struck and bit him on the shin!!!!

After three days of excruciating pain and agony...

The rattle snake died, Chuck Norris played golf.

[KingCobra]

When Chucky Norris gave out how to Kickass squeeze your enemy lessons this guy paid $10,000 USD for the class.


And said Pony lovers beware.

[Artifice]

The Word of Norris.. is silence.

The Crusader clans fear Chuck Norris returning to the pentagon worlds. The Warden clans fear he is already there.

Chuck Norris once administered a roundhouse kick to an Atlas so violent that a wookie popped out. The day before.

[Schnuffs]

If Chuck ever gets to the point where a normal roundhouse kick just isn't enough. Chuck will deliver a double roundhouse kick with both legs at the same time both coming from different directions.

If that isn't enough then thats when the rapture will happen.

[Mason Grimm]

[Warbeast]

When some one took Chuck Norris' daughters virginity, he got it back.

[KingCobra]

Posted Today, 03:35 PM


Nice one Mason your comming around to the way of the norris.

Chucky norris ate this womans baby just so there were no clones produced the way of the norris has returned.


Then he learned it was his brother Bucky norris baby and he has not been seen for a week or so

Edited by KingCobra, 24 January 2012 - 05:23 PM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

The last time Chuck Norris DFA'd someone was 1908 in Siberia.

[Damon Howe]

Dihm, on 06 January 2012 - 10:26 AM, said:

Can someone please explain how this "Chuck Norris" stuff is funny? Cause I don't get it. Then again, I thought the whole Leroy Jenkins thing was inane too. Stop making me feel old.

He's also a bit of a wacko if you ask me.

Dihm, I'll open up a thread on our forums. Just for you.

Chuck Norris is allowed to "borrow" the Coordinator's Hover Limo and call it "Ninja Training Time".

Edited by Damon Howe, 03 February 2012 - 08:07 PM.