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Patch Notes - 1.4.59.20Xx - 1-Apr-2016


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#81 Aleski

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:24 PM

I have just drop with my Gargoyle-Prime but he wasn't moving because the sun was shining. Well played PGI, you've ruined my life ='(

#82 Gorgo7

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:31 PM

Awesome!

#83 Matt Newman

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:37 PM

View Postmikerso, on 01 April 2016 - 01:06 PM, said:

On a side note you guys know what happens when you put urbies up for April fools.


We know.... oh yes, we know.

#84 Walsung

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:38 PM

so was there a real one or just the joke one?

#85 Groovdog

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:39 PM

Damn 36GB, are you kidding?

#86 Nightsong

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:45 PM

I'm a little surprised they didn't have only one Highlander droppable during any single match.

#87 Malleus011

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:58 PM

Would totally want:

Increased weapon volume quirk
A game mode where a single Highlander faces off against a team of 12 and can only be killed via Headshot
The Awesome to get a 12% more Awesome quirk
A Black Knight hero that can survive losing all 4 limbs
A bust of Athena cockpit item
Stackpoling as an optional rule for private matches ...
Working banners and billboards
Fighting the Pteratherma in 'mechs...

#88 oldradagast

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 01:58 PM

Well, at least they finally buffed the Awesome by making it more Awesome!

Also, am I a bad person for actually wanting naval AC40's and backwards propulsion mechanics for flamers so they could be used like a rocket launcher from DOOM or QUAKE in mid-air? Lol...

#89 oldradagast

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:01 PM

View Postcapt hungry, on 01 April 2016 - 12:00 PM, said:

We SERIOUSLY need an orbital bombardment module!

Imagine the LOLs!!

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But it should target the guy activating the module by first highlighting his mech with a giant bullseye, followed by the Earth-shattering kaboom!!!!

#90 Antares102

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:02 PM

Greate stuff guys, had a lot of laughs :D

#91 L1f3H4ck

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:02 PM

I try to imagine a twerking Urbie, but all I get is a humping Urbie.

And since everyone seems to be offended by something, the Gauss part hit me hard. Quit for over a year cuz of the nerf, no joke. Most of the rest pushed my chuckle-level to critical though.

Edited by Twilight Sentry, 01 April 2016 - 02:03 PM.


#92 Ollorin

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:10 PM

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New Cockpit Items
• Twerking Urbie (Standing Item)


This needs to be a real thing, TBH.

#93 Quinton

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:14 PM

Wish they had also turned off gravity on HPG and Grim plexus, just for the fun of watching everyone flail about XD

#94 EvAbsence

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:18 PM

Man... there are some bitter people in this player base.

I enjoyed the read PGI. Was laughing most of the way through. Despite everything, I'm glad you can keep your sense of humor.

#95 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:19 PM

View PostMatt Newman, on 01 April 2016 - 01:37 PM, said:


We know.... oh yes, we know.


Stuff like this?
http://mwomercs.com/...2-battlemech-9/

#96 Kin3ticX

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:24 PM



#97 Navid A1

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:31 PM

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

New Map (Quick Faction Play)

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#98 Sevronis

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:45 PM

Remembering that there's currently only one patch a month, of which will be at the next mech release, I figured it was an April Fools joke, but was a hilarious read.

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

• All 'Mechs within 1000m of an active Warhorn will now be placed into a new dance-off mechanic.


We all know the break dancing Ebon Jaguar would win.

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

• Firing a Gauss Rifle now requires you to hold the mouse button down and release, while also holding L+CTRL, Num Lock, and F7, while also touching a molar with your tongue.


Sometimes I feel like I do this anyway.

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:

• 'Mech that are destroyed via overheating now explode violently, heavily damaging everything within a 300m radius.


Ah the days of Mechwarrior 4 explosions...though not just from overheating.

View PostInnerSphereNews, on 01 April 2016 - 10:33 AM, said:


• Polar Highlands: Now known as Canada.


Pretty much.

#99 Duncan1dah0

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:47 PM

Fun.

#100 Groutknoll

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:51 PM

View PostTwilight Sentry, on 01 April 2016 - 02:02 PM, said:

I try to imagine a twerking Urbie, but all I get is a humping Urbie. And since everyone seems to be offended by something, the Gauss part hit me hard. Quit for over a year cuz of the nerf, no joke. Most of the rest pushed my chuckle-level to critical though.








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