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#21 Ramius Hazen

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:49 PM

Wait. What's in the box? What's in the fking box?!?!

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#22 Magnificent Bastard

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:49 PM

View PostJohndar, on 19 July 2012 - 02:47 PM, said:

All I know is that my gut says maybe.

Welcome to the casual association of individuals who share the same lack of opinion about a specific topic.

#23 CeeKay Boques

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:52 PM

View PostMagnificent *******, on 19 July 2012 - 02:08 PM, said:

I am merely exercising my rights as an MWO forum poster. If it has been deemed that having threads that are both pro and anti pony is acceptable then surely a pony neutral thread is acceptable as well. Before starting this thread I expressed my opinion that all pony-related posts should be contained within one pony-related thread... which would include all positive, negative, and neutral comments. But it appears that this is not currently possible. So, in an attempt to keep the MWO community from becoming polarized, I decided to create the equivalent of Pony Switzerland. If said imaginary country had a flag it is unknown if there would be a pony on it as they would refuse to show the flag to anyone.


Switzerland. It's pretty much Ponies favorite country isn't it!!! ISN'T IT??? Prisnors get luxury suites!

#24 Magnificent Bastard

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:56 PM

View PostTechnoviking, on 19 July 2012 - 02:52 PM, said:


Switzerland. It's pretty much Ponies favorite country isn't it!!! ISN'T IT??? Prisnors get luxury suites!

I don't know what a pony would like. And I question a pony's ability to think on a level that would allow it to like or dislike a country based upon its penal system. I have heard that ponies can learn tricks and biologists have determined they have brains but I question their ability to think in human terms.

Also, I would like to request pictures of these luxury prison suites. As the presence or lack of presence of a pony in the image could shed some light on this issue.

#25 wanderer

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:59 PM

View PostRamius Hazen, on 19 July 2012 - 02:49 PM, said:

Wait. What's in the box? What's in the fking box?!?!

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Of course.

#26 Skadi

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:59 PM

Something tells me this thread cannot exsist or the inter-dimentional balance shall tip and destroy itself, causing all exsistance to end.

#27 Watchit

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:04 PM

I believe the German Parliament has broken away from it's pony neutral roots. We must keep pony and state separate, and neutral.

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:06 PM

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They don't even make them fold their clothes.

#29 Magnificent Bastard

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:08 PM

View PostWatchit, on 19 July 2012 - 03:04 PM, said:

I believe the German Parliament has broken away from it's pony neutral roots. We must keep pony and state separate, and neutral.

I agree completely. I am not a citizen of Deutschland otherwise I would go out and protest immediately. My heart goes out to all of our German brothers and sisters. Stay non-committal!

#30 Jukebox1986

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:08 PM

View PostWatchit, on 19 July 2012 - 03:04 PM, said:

I believe the German Parliament has broken away from it's pony neutral roots. We must keep pony and state separate, and neutral.

I dont know about my parliament, but i state your argument true.

View PostMagnificent *******, on 19 July 2012 - 03:08 PM, said:

I agree completely. I am not a citizen of Deutschland otherwise I would go out and protest immediately. My heart goes out to all of our German brothers and sisters. Stay non-committal!

Thank you, i think we will! :)

Edited by Janus Wealth, 19 July 2012 - 03:09 PM.


#31 Vyviel

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:11 PM

I win the thread with a real pony =)

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#32 Skadi

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:12 PM

View PostVyviel, on 19 July 2012 - 03:11 PM, said:

I win the thread with a real pony =)

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#33 Magnificent Bastard

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:17 PM

View PostVyviel, on 19 July 2012 - 03:11 PM, said:

I win the thread with a real pony =)

There is no winning in this thread. We only give out ribbons for participation.

The image of the pony you posted invokes a strong lack of feeling within me. I do not approve or disapprove its presence in this thread only the opinions that may or may not arise because of it.

#34 Vashts1985

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 04:46 PM

View PostJohndar, on 19 July 2012 - 02:47 PM, said:

All I know is that my gut says maybe.


what makes a man turn neutral.
a lust for gold?
power?
or are the just born with a heart full of neutrality?

I hate you filthy neutrals! With ponys or not ponys you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me.

Edited by Vashts1985, 19 July 2012 - 04:47 PM.


#35 Zakatak

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 07:00 PM

View PostMagnificent *******, on 19 July 2012 - 01:53 PM, said:

4) Don't talk about fight club.


If you posted this twice, with more emphasis on the second time, this thread would be MUCH cooler.

#36 Slab Squathrust

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 07:57 PM

View PostMagnificent *******, on 19 July 2012 - 01:53 PM, said:


I'll get this discussion about pony neutrality started off with an image of a box. Is there a pony in this box? I don't know. There could be. But a more important question would be "How does the possibility of a pony being in this box make you feel?" If your answer is "Neutral" you're in the right place.

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In addition to said pony, I propose the box contains a single atom of a radioactive isotope. There is a Geiger counter attached to a mechanism with a hammer and a vial of poison. Spontaneous decay of the atom triggers the activation of the mechanism and the subsequent death of the pony. At the time of sealing the box, the pony was alive, however some time has passed. Is the pony currently alive or dead?

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 01:50 AM

View PostZakatak, on 19 July 2012 - 07:00 PM, said:


If you posted this twice, with more emphasis on the second time, this thread would be MUCH cooler.


How much cooler? Preferably answering in percentages.

#38 wanderer

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 05:43 AM

View PostBloodycrow, on 20 July 2012 - 01:50 AM, said:


How much cooler? Preferably answering in percentages.


That way also lies time measurement in seconds. Beware, there be Dragons.

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 06:08 AM

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#40 BinaryDuck

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 06:21 AM

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