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#1 InnerSphereNews

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 09:58 AM



Presenting the latest Original PGI 'Mech!

THE CORGI
Who's a Good Boy?


Get your Corgi Today! = April Fools Preorder Page : )

Corgi Event Page = Event Ends Tuesday 4pm PDT (Wednesday 00:00 UTC)



Featuring these amazing Quirks:

+ 50 Adorableness

-90% Tail Length

-90% Leg Length

+10 min Bark Duration

+50% Fluffiness


NEW WEAPON

The Sonic Cannon

The Sonic Cannon is a new weapon that will soon be added to MWO. Unlike the weapons currently in the game, this will be the first one not to be based on a weapon from the existing BattleTech lore and canon. It’s a non-canon cannon. Due to concerns about a completely original weapon possibly being overpowered, it cannot be equipped like other weapons but will instead be integrated into certain 'Mechs in the same manner as the Cyclops’ Tacticon B-2000 Battle Computer. The Sonic Cannon weighing 0 tons and it takes the place of one of the Life Support critical slots. Due to its integrated nature it does not require a hardpoint.

  • Damage: 1.33 Barks/sec
  • Heat: 0
  • Cooldown: 1 sec
  • Duration: 10 sec
  • Max Range: 2000 m
  • Optimal Range: 1999 m

The behavior of the Sonic Cannon is unique amongst the weapons in game. When triggered, it fires out omnidirectional barks; sonic pulses that travel in all directions until they collide with something in the environment. 'Mechs hit by a bark will not take any damage but their pilots will become severely annoyed.


LORE

Hero Pilot: Pembroke

MechWarrior Pembroke: As one of the youngest MechWarriors in Clan Spaniel, Pembroke has a reputation for being brash and scrappy. Doing all she can to prove that she has what it takes to one day become Khan, she has taken to chasing after retreating Five Monkey 'Mechs during combat. Using her Corgi’s advanced sensory equipment and sonic cannon, she herds the cowardly Five Monkey pilots back into the fight, to face combat like true warriors. Her Corgi, Cardigan, has been highly modified. She has even incorporated Five Monkey active probes into it, so as to make side by side comparisons to prove their inferiority to her superior Clan tech. Her tactics have been noticed by the vile Five Monkey tribes, and she often finds herself being attacked by a swarm of their Fleas.




READ THE CORGI FAQ





#2 Mercarryn

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:02 AM

LMAO, CRG-1 stock loadout OP. PGI plz fix!

Nice one, PGI!


Oh, btw: FIRST!

Edited by Mercarryn, 31 March 2018 - 10:04 AM.


#3 eminus

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:09 AM

Should have been a PUG,but corgi is as cute

#4 Omaha

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:14 AM

fast little bugger!

#5 HammerMaster

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:15 AM

Abysmal. Even for April 1st.

#6 Cosmoses

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:21 AM

Love the event stuff.

#7 Rodrigo Martinez

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:21 AM

Can be done with urbie!

#8 Chuanhao

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:21 AM

Once, an April Fool's Joke became real

Now, if only history will repeat itself

#9 Wonderdog

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:23 AM

You know, it's traditional to save the April fools gags until the 1st of April?

I'm sure both the players in New Zealand are hooting though!

Edited by Wonderdog, 31 March 2018 - 10:24 AM.


#10 CycKath

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:23 AM

Clan Spaniel!

#11 Sniper09121986

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:25 AM

For some reason the Preorder button redirects to some other page. When will we see a hot-fix for that?

#12 tortcat

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:32 AM

Bark.......bark bark

#13 IronWolfPack64

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:33 AM

April fools is tomorrow PGI.

#14 Juodas Varnas

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:45 AM

QUADMECH CONFIRMED

#15 Dee Eight

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:57 AM

I wanna early adopt it just for the colors and decals ;)

#16 Kargush

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:58 AM

View Postgh0s7m3rc, on 31 March 2018 - 10:46 AM, said:

"Flank the enemy successfully 5 times"? How is a flank rated as successfully in-game? Posted Image

Source: https://mwomercs.com/events/101

Look at the calendar, citizen.

#17 Sereglach

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 11:03 AM

View Postgh0s7m3rc, on 31 March 2018 - 10:46 AM, said:

"Flank the enemy successfully 5 times"? How is a flank rated as successfully in-game? Posted Image

Source: https://mwomercs.com/events/101

When you attack a mech from the side or back that has another mech of your team targeted (or no mech targeted) you'll see an awarded bonus of "Flanking X c-bills and Y XP". That's considered a successful flank. You can get it once every 10 seconds or so.

#18 FupDup

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 11:10 AM

View PostKargush, on 31 March 2018 - 10:58 AM, said:

Look at the calendar, citizen.

The Corgi mech is a joke of course, but the Corgi QP event is actually real.

#19 jss78

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 11:17 AM

Davion recon units proceed across hostile territory. (Draconis March 3028, colorized)

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#20 BEARDOOM

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Posted 31 March 2018 - 11:21 AM

April the 1!!!!!!!





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