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[SteelBear]

Well where are we gonna find bear mea...damn. It's come to that?

[Skoll]

This is actually tastier.

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BEAR ROAST
4 lbs. bear meat
2 cloves garlic
1/2 chunk of salt pork
1 c. black coffee


Rub meat with plenty of salt (celery salt is preferable) and black pepper. Place in kettle with plenty of water and salt pork, garlic and black coffee. Boil until tender. Remove to roaster, add more salt and pepper and cover with plenty of sliced onions.
Roast in 350 degree oven until brown. Use liquid boiled in for basting and making gravy. For those who do not desired the "wild taste" in bear meat, boil for about 10 minutes in soda water - 1 tablespoon soda to 2 quarts of water - drain and the meat is ready for cooking or preserving.

Edited by Skoll-, 02 March 2012 - 01:12 AM.

[ScrewCityChris]

ALTHOUGH if you were this, I would be much more impressed. I would totally fear you

[SteelBear]

Well I know where to get pork for that dish.

[Skoll]

I'm not sure I'd so much fear him as I would solicit him for airfare.

[ScrewCityChris]

Orcinus? Yeah, I swear I heard he said he would take one for the team.

[Skoll]

He'd take one for the team is totally not implying that we're trying to dispose of our lance leader.

[SteelBear]

ScrewCityChris, on 02 March 2012 - 01:14 AM, said:

Orcinus? Yeah, I swear I heard he said he would take one for the team.

I will not be part of a dish that has some fishy orca in it. Find yourself another bear.

[ScrewCityChris]

ORCA ARE NOT FISH SIR! They are mammals :unamused:

[Skoll]

SteelBear, on 02 March 2012 - 01:16 AM, said:

I will not be part of a dish that has some fishy orca in it. Find yourself another bear.

Like this totally tasty Bear Burger.

Edited by Skoll-, 02 March 2012 - 01:18 AM.

[ScrewCityChris]

SteelBear, on 02 March 2012 - 01:16 AM, said:

I will not be part of a dish that has some fishy orca in it. Find yourself another bear.

Wait a minute... bears eat salmon all the time. What kind of bear are you ?!?!

[SteelBear]

I never said he was, Sir Emperor Majesty Highness Man. He still tastes fishy and I will not have my wonderful beary flavor polluted by fishiness.

[ScrewCityChris]

Thats Sir Highness Majesty the Emperor Man to you! Get the titles in the right order

[Skoll]

We all know Orc is more... Orcish than Orca. You'd be eating a goblin, effectively.

[SteelBear]

ScrewCityChris, on 02 March 2012 - 01:19 AM, said:

Wait a minute... bears eat salmon all the time. What kind of bear are you ?!?!

And weren't you just the one who said orcas weren't fish? Changing your statement? Cat got your tongue? Hmm?

[ScrewCityChris]

SteelBear, on 02 March 2012 - 01:21 AM, said:

And weren't you just the one who said orcas weren't fish? Changing your statement? Cat got your tongue? Hmm?

\Not my tongue, just my leg. My cat is mad I'm still awake and currently mauling my leg.

[SteelBear]

Skoll-, on 02 March 2012 - 01:21 AM, said:

We all know Orc is more... Orcish than Orca. You'd be eating a goblin, effectively.

So something like this?

[ScrewCityChris]

Dude, why do you have to bring my mom into this? Plus where did you find a picture?

[Skoll]

Well, Chris... I showed him the photos she let us take last time we were together. You were away at school. I'm sorry, son.

[SteelBear]

ScrewCityChris, on 02 March 2012 - 01:22 AM, said:

\Not my tongue, just my leg. My cat is mad I'm still awake and currently mauling my leg.

He's stealing my job? Can we substitute bear with cat in those dishes?