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[ScrewCityChris]

That little polar bear is so cute.. Can I have one? I'll never regret the later lethal mauling that will end my life.

[Skoll]

I want one too. I'd attach the bear to a sleigh and go on the Iditarod!

[SteelBear]

As long as you know what the end result will be, I have no issues with it. Let me go make a couple.

Edited by SteelBear, 02 March 2012 - 01:29 AM.

[ScrewCityChris]

Skoll-, on 02 March 2012 - 01:29 AM, said:

I want one too. I'd attach the bear to a sleigh and go on the Iditarod!

And you would never be invited back after he ate the competition.

[Skoll]

"So what happened to the other racers?"
"My sled bears ate them."

[SteelBear]

Skoll-, on 02 March 2012 - 01:30 AM, said:

"So what happened to the other racers?"
"My sled bears ate them."

Well, it isn't in the rules anywhere, so the winner is Skoll.

[ScrewCityChris]

"The following changes were made for 2013: NO BEARS!"

[Skoll]

SteelBear, on 02 March 2012 - 01:31 AM, said:

Well, it isn't in the rules anywhere, so the winner is Skoll.

Edited by Skoll-, 02 March 2012 - 01:34 AM.

[Bronsk]

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[Zaius Ex]

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[Damon Howe]

Bronsk, on 02 March 2012 - 05:48 AM, said:

That's right everyone, with just one simple application and a grueling background check/physical you too can enjoy the crazy that is The Skjaldborg - Shieldwall of Rasalhague. Still not sure why y'all needed to check my prostrate or why y'all needed to film the whole thing. Oh and the snickering, really unprofessional guys....

You forgot the polygraph test where we randomly blast clips of songs and sound bites to keep your heartrate up.

[Bronsk]

Damon Howe, on 02 March 2012 - 08:00 AM, said:

You forgot the polygraph test where we randomly blast clips of songs and sound bites to keep your heartrate up.

You say forgot, I say repressed...oh no, there it is. Excuse me while I go curl up into a fetal position and rock back and forth.

[Skoll]

I never got a prostate exam, but they kept wanting to use THIS thing on me :

[Bronsk]

Ewwww, that's gonna hurt.

[SteelBear]

We were gonna yell surprise, you big baby.

[Skoll]

"SURPRISE! *****!"

[Bronsk]

Heh, does this rag smell like cloroform?

[Zaius Ex]

I'll have a pint of mead and a roofie-colada for the lady, barkeep.

[SteelBear]

Zaius, the Bear is unamused.