Vyx, on 09 December 2021 - 07:09 AM, said:
I don't have to be a criminal to know that crime is wrong. My perspective as a competent Assault mech pilot grants me the authority to speak with some gravitas on the matter. Light mechs stuffing themselves under my knees, shooting my pee-pee over and over again where I cannot even find them is definitely broken, if not a bit comical. It ceases being amusing however, around the 112th time.
Anyone who seriously complains about crotchsniffing lights is kinda showing their inability to gauge the game seriously. Crotch-sniffing is a low-tier tactic employed by the dumb or the desperate; it
only works against the fattest, slowest of assault 'Mechs, and
only if that assault 'Mech is so badly out of position that nobody else is around to shoot the light. Because crotch-sniffing requires the light 'Mech to more-or-less stand still, giving up all its advantages of speed and agility, to try and glue itself under the assault 'Mech's arc of fire, and then pray to Robot Jesus that the assault 'Mech in question didn't bother with arm-mounted weapons.
I will never forget the game in my Night Gyr in which a Locust tried to crotchsniff me on Plexus Conquest, only for me to call to my buddy Maker (also on the point) in a hokey Joker impression: "Hey Maker! Watch me make this Lawlcust...
disappear" right before turning off arm lock, dropping my gauss down below my easy sightline, and plugging two shells square into the thing's spine for an easy solo kill. It was beautiful, and also demonstrated the utter futility of the tactic - and I'm a low-tier tater with no talent.
If you're consistently getting crotchsniffed to death, that's a
you issue, not a 'light 'Mech' issue. You can want light 'Mechs to be cheap, disposable free kills for "real" 'MechWarriors all you want, but that don't make it true.