88 replies to this topic

[Duke Falcon]

I am still alive and such because I can post things I have done week(s) ago!
That could be my super-power: Post and post and post!
But do not call me Postman as it may drive me Postal (2)!
Enough weak jokes? Oh-ho-ho, no! No such a luck!


Big thanks for torsie () to let me feature the legendary Torsie-1! It's like the Mandalorian just bigger, meaner and better!

I myself like the kuritan version with the sword better... But FedRatz has some serious hatchet-fetish...
Unlike Didi who has some whip-n-latex () fetish IF the circumstances are - well - optimal...

Like the new hair... But do not believe to her shirt(?)!
Those free hugs are only for girls and maybe a few chosen good, old friends! The girl plays in the other league you know...

[Duke Falcon]

I bought today some new fibre pens - mostly thick ones - thought those would be nice once for outline things...
I even tried them for some quick sketch (if you got new stuffs you eager to try those, ja?!)... Bit nastier to use them as I thought so some more practice would be necessary with them but MEH!

The background is an old sketch I thought would fit well... Well, well, like well!
Okay, put dumb word jokes away...



Or not!

[Duke Falcon]

I am usually like to make things but rarely has the patience or determination to finish those...
Like a half assembled female drider I built from scratch (spider body) to pair with 1:72 scale Caesaer mini... I think she is soooo sad being in two (three...) parts... But hey! This is not her topic and I doubt Lloth's hand could reach so far!

So... Yeah, whatever? Whenever? Or wherever?
Or all in case of everything and beyond the cosmic rim!
Like, dunno, Jumpships?

Still wonder why BT starships shaped like {Richard Cameron}... Maybe the original creators had a special mindset...
No real thing as BT itself is über-cool, ja?!


Hellbringer, baby! One of my (and yours, or else!) personal favourites!
But obviously not my top favourite cause that title held and will be forever hold by the Summoner:

Summon the Summoner! Such summoners may summon even me anytime... Kinda

And this one for Torsie! Because feels and looks better to dedicate things, right?
Hope you'll like it Torsie

Yeah, my phone is old, obsolate but still works fine... Unlike me I think...
Well, that's all folks!
Watch Shogun as that's an excellent show!

[Duke Falcon]

And here we are again.
Dark troopers!
...
Wait...
...
Anyone played Dark Forces? Star wars FPS what were super badass!

No connection with this whole topic just suddenly remembered how cool were play that game...


Katsu! Hajime!

Ho?


I saw some BT plushies on the net yesterday. Got a link and I saw some (Urbie!^^) and thought "I WANT ONE!!!"
The baseball cap with CJF insignia is also cool. I may try to fetch one for myself...

[Duke Falcon]

I were bored during the afternoon...
Some weak jokes popped in my mind...
Watched Space King on YouTube (hell, I laughed so hard on that!)...
Then..?
A writer by fire, imagined of Gaia...
Sorry, hold on! That's not the Lionking!

Well... I warn you of weak jokes and monsters may be ahead!


Yes, I know the joke about the velocipede... I just made it even worse (no, Gogo was, not me!)...
...
Please, consider I saw only once a velocipede in my life! So any errors on the image...
Albeit I never saw any velociraptor in my life... So, considering this, I should be better with the velocipede, ja?

[Duke Falcon]

After I considered a heap of random stuffs I finally decided to be "thematical" instead...

Why?

Because Guinness beer is good for you?! Hell it is!

Ahemm, any-ways and anyways...




Yes, a more-or-less accurate history of the omnimechs... Kinda proper and not as incorrect as she usually be...

Feel free to skip, use rude words silently, like it or not, watch my other contents (brain damage assured, beware!)...

For daring people NSFW(!!!) content:
https://images-wixmp...oHg2RgpOHnVpuRw
Better not click! Against strongly of CoC! And against of basic sense to be frank and honest...

[torsie]

We have IS Omni mech, now we need Omni versions of IS mechs, I want omni crab !

[Duke Falcon]

torsie, on 10 June 2024 - 06:08 AM, said:

We have IS Omni mech, now we need Omni versions of IS mechs, I want omni crab !

Nice idea!
But considering that PGI is still PGI I would be overly glad if I can rearm my King crab with clan-tech...

Due to technical reasons I cannot enter MechDB (still say the page overloaded, try it later) so I cannot thinker how to ruin my Scaleshot I bought for halved MC price...
What is sad. But totally unrelated to this topic...
Actually this whole topic is totally unrelate to anything what may exists...
Or not? There is some deeper truth? Could be ancient aliens?

...

So I now grounded and not watch TV? Because of "ancient aliens"?
OK, bad joke again. Like all my jokes I guess...

So, get to the point!

I won't say that things aren't what they are... But some BAs need some explanation what the designers consumed to got so badly < Children, do not DO drugs ever! >... Ok I properly censored myself I think...
Keep going...

Ja, huns, Jenner with turret! It's lore, dammit! But some larger lore-boi than meh (martian?) could prove that for you!
Albeit not sure how that turret may looked like 'cause no existing illustration... 'Till now, I guess...

Be good, keep going, don't drug, and try to forgive the new Dune movie and pray for Chani's redemption after her character were desacrated to the ground and literally ***-r@p3d lore-, story- and logic-wise...

Right, Unicorns! Because I thought unicorns are better last, closing word that sexually harass someone\thing through the backdoor... So, Unicorns! Unicorns don't do drugs (I hope), children, so you also don't do drugs!
Thanks!

[Duke Falcon]

Aerospace... Because aero up there and space are definitely colder than that hot tropic climate I just sitting in...




Damn, if I could fly! I'll be northern where it's colder...
It's meltin' time, baby...