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[Duke Falcon]

I am still alive and such because I can post things I have done week(s) ago!
That could be my super-power: Post and post and post!
But do not call me Postman as it may drive me Postal (2)!
Enough weak jokes? Oh-ho-ho, no! No such a luck!


Big thanks for torsie () to let me feature the legendary Torsie-1! It's like the Mandalorian just bigger, meaner and better!

I myself like the kuritan version with the sword better... But FedRatz has some serious hatchet-fetish...
Unlike Didi who has some whip-n-latex () fetish IF the circumstances are - well - optimal...

Like the new hair... But do not believe to her shirt(?)!
Those free hugs are only for girls and maybe a few chosen good, old friends! The girl plays in the other league you know...

[Duke Falcon]

I bought today some new fibre pens - mostly thick ones - thought those would be nice once for outline things...
I even tried them for some quick sketch (if you got new stuffs you eager to try those, ja?!)... Bit nastier to use them as I thought so some more practice would be necessary with them but MEH!

The background is an old sketch I thought would fit well... Well, well, like well!
Okay, put dumb word jokes away...



Or not!

[Duke Falcon]

I am usually like to make things but rarely has the patience or determination to finish those...
Like a half assembled female drider I built from scratch (spider body) to pair with 1:72 scale Caesaer mini... I think she is soooo sad being in two (three...) parts... But hey! This is not her topic and I doubt Lloth's hand could reach so far!

So... Yeah, whatever? Whenever? Or wherever?
Or all in case of everything and beyond the cosmic rim!
Like, dunno, Jumpships?

Still wonder why BT starships shaped like {Richard Cameron}... Maybe the original creators had a special mindset...
No real thing as BT itself is über-cool, ja?!


Hellbringer, baby! One of my (and yours, or else!) personal favourites!
But obviously not my top favourite cause that title held and will be forever hold by the Summoner:

Summon the Summoner! Such summoners may summon even me anytime... Kinda

And this one for Torsie! Because feels and looks better to dedicate things, right?
Hope you'll like it Torsie

Yeah, my phone is old, obsolate but still works fine... Unlike me I think...
Well, that's all folks!
Watch Shogun as that's an excellent show!

[Duke Falcon]

And here we are again.
Dark troopers!
...
Wait...
...
Anyone played Dark Forces? Star wars FPS what were super badass!

No connection with this whole topic just suddenly remembered how cool were play that game...


Katsu! Hajime!

Ho?


I saw some BT plushies on the net yesterday. Got a link and I saw some (Urbie!^^) and thought "I WANT ONE!!!"
The baseball cap with CJF insignia is also cool. I may try to fetch one for myself...

[Duke Falcon]

I were bored during the afternoon...
Some weak jokes popped in my mind...
Watched Space King on YouTube (hell, I laughed so hard on that!)...
Then..?
A writer by fire, imagined of Gaia...
Sorry, hold on! That's not the Lionking!

Well... I warn you of weak jokes and monsters may be ahead!


Yes, I know the joke about the velocipede... I just made it even worse (no, Gogo was, not me!)...
...
Please, consider I saw only once a velocipede in my life! So any errors on the image...
Albeit I never saw any velociraptor in my life... So, considering this, I should be better with the velocipede, ja?

[Duke Falcon]

After I considered a heap of random stuffs I finally decided to be "thematical" instead...

Why?

Because Guinness beer is good for you?! Hell it is!

Ahemm, any-ways and anyways...




Yes, a more-or-less accurate history of the omnimechs... Kinda proper and not as incorrect as she usually be...

Feel free to skip, use rude words silently, like it or not, watch my other contents (brain damage assured, beware!)...

For daring people NSFW(!!!) content:
https://images-wixmp...oHg2RgpOHnVpuRw
Better not click! Against strongly of CoC! And against of basic sense to be frank and honest...

[torsie]

We have IS Omni mech, now we need Omni versions of IS mechs, I want omni crab !

[Duke Falcon]

torsie, on 10 June 2024 - 06:08 AM, said:

We have IS Omni mech, now we need Omni versions of IS mechs, I want omni crab !

Nice idea!
But considering that PGI is still PGI I would be overly glad if I can rearm my King crab with clan-tech...

Due to technical reasons I cannot enter MechDB (still say the page overloaded, try it later) so I cannot thinker how to ruin my Scaleshot I bought for halved MC price...
What is sad. But totally unrelated to this topic...
Actually this whole topic is totally unrelate to anything what may exists...
Or not? There is some deeper truth? Could be ancient aliens?

...

So I now grounded and not watch TV? Because of "ancient aliens"?
OK, bad joke again. Like all my jokes I guess...

So, get to the point!

I won't say that things aren't what they are... But some BAs need some explanation what the designers consumed to got so badly < Children, do not DO drugs ever! >... Ok I properly censored myself I think...
Keep going...

Ja, huns, Jenner with turret! It's lore, dammit! But some larger lore-boi than meh (martian?) could prove that for you!
Albeit not sure how that turret may looked like 'cause no existing illustration... 'Till now, I guess...

Be good, keep going, don't drug, and try to forgive the new Dune movie and pray for Chani's redemption after her character were desacrated to the ground and literally ***-r@p3d lore-, story- and logic-wise...

Right, Unicorns! Because I thought unicorns are better last, closing word that sexually harass someone\thing through the backdoor... So, Unicorns! Unicorns don't do drugs (I hope), children, so you also don't do drugs!
Thanks!

[Duke Falcon]

Aerospace... Because aero up there and space are definitely colder than that hot tropic climate I just sitting in...




Damn, if I could fly! I'll be northern where it's colder...
It's meltin' time, baby...

[Duke Falcon]

August begins... The last leg of summer...
Hopefully the last leg of melting heatwaves to...

Banana?
No?
Okay...




The logical orouboros of predators and herbivores are serious thing. While eating vegans could help a lot on mankind... Ja, morale issues may risen...

So, again, banana? No it's no trick to bait vegans! I promise...

EDIT
I forgot this piece to add (one could forgot thing if in a rush)...

Some cross with arrancar-arc (and some "clear inspiration" about their hollow masks' remnants).
Gogo sure be a vasto lorde-level espada by sheer strength...
Didi? May not looks like but she do hit the vasto lorde-level toooo. And she has a special love toward "shiny" stuffs...
If one not understand these things ==> Watch some Bleach! One of the best anime out there! (Or just google upon the words "arrancar" and "espada")

Edited by Duke Falcon, 01 August 2024 - 11:51 PM.

[Duke Falcon]

Collecting the loot bags but still have no clue about the medium and heavy heros to pick...
Hard decisions, I say, hard decisions...
And soon come the kayak & canoe olympics (yes, the women races )...



Who wouldn't love the women kayak & canoe? Full with Gogo-shaped, beefy ladies
They but just not that tall...

Some test stuff (test if I would do anything at all or not)

I know the reflection on the blade is horrible, but test stuff...
Also need to try some psychotic laughing face to make...
With such a look...

[Duke Falcon]

Things are manifold. Some are wise some or not. Ply after ply reality stacked into a whole...
Today's patch introduce partial wings! One fold or ply for a whole reality?
...
Yansu-ka!


If we talked about wings...
This time for real!

[Duke Falcon]

Damn heatwaves seems to last forever...
Summertime I guess...



Yeah, summertime...

[Duke Falcon]

Ahoj!
I watched Deadpool 3. Since *******'s "Like a prayer" has a very different meaning and context...
Not bad of course but different...

Oh, well...


Noone got hurt during made this. And not listened "Like a prayer", no... Red fraction on the other hand...

Next time (before Xmas or after Xmas?)... Tempus fugit, ja?

[Duke Falcon]

My Windows decided to die today... Microsux Windows, I not wondered...
But now it works - mostly - again. Half of it. The rest need to be fixed or re-installed...
So, you guess if I am happy?! Oh-ho-hoooo, carefully dudes... There be monsters!

So, let's head toward another direction!
No, not that direction! To your left!
No! Your natural left!
...sigh...

Okay...


Wildmeowz r mad catz...
Surprised?

Godzilla... Kaijus... And try to tell "size not matters"!
And for the many times: Godzilla is a GIRL...
But we not even reached "Dragon lance"... Sorry, that were incorrect on sooooo many ways...

[Duke Falcon]

When talking about BattleTech everyone is all about: Mechs! Tanks! Whatever with guns!
But no army may able to exists and operate without certain auxiliary assets, right?

Strap yourself in! This submarine is yellow because it will fly!
...





And as an addition, these auxiliary stuffs has some really nice minis! Some are über-excellent for expand with kitbash, so they are everything but not negligible parts of BT-verse, ja?

[Duke Falcon]

Ahoj!

It's breberky-time, those breberky always slip into the house from outside then climb the walls, curtains and stare like madmen.
Stink bugs, ja? Breberky stuffs...

But, it's also Halloween (sorta)!

Yeah, Hello-wien!
...
O-kaaaay, sorry..?

Anyways, set up all publish schedules for YouTube and other sites for the next 6 weeks. I think it would even work...

So, girlz n boiz, galz n palz, see you all in 2025!
Take care of yourself, be happy, healthy and content!


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Because, erm, for candy?

[Duke Falcon]

Welcome everyone in 2025!

We not have flying cars, ja, true... But not yet nuked ourselves into oblivion...
Some of the above facts may grant some dim hope, ja?


Hmmm...
Actually we really need some more kuritan mechs ingame!
And a proper Luthien map what not looks like a davion countryside...

[Duke Falcon]

Since I just saw that episode of Rick&Morty where Rick scolds Morty unable to recognise a trebutchet. Morty replies noone really knows the differences between catapults and trebuchets.
Well, obviously, catapult is a class-term contain lots of items range from ballista to trebuchet. Catapult is not an exact craft but the common referring term include any kind of siege engines what shots\swings\hurls\throws any kind of projectile...

But I guess I weren't the only one who known the obvious, ja?


Let's go jenner!
Go-go, Jenner!
Wroooom-wroooom,
Jenner dash!
Swoooosh-swoooosh,
Jenner jump!
Ouch-ouch,
Your face hurts so much
Because of:
SRM SPLASH!!!
Wroooom-wroooom,
Jenner dash!
Swoooosh-swoooosh,
Jenner jump!
Rinse and repeat
the Jenner song!